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no wonder he mad

1. An expression used to explain why most Asian males are so aggressive and tempremental; this is usually because they have huge issues about a very small penis; see scho small
2. To say someone has a small penis; usually said under the breath
Definition 1:
Daniel Ng was a very angry kid because he has a small penis.
Definition 2:
David Chen had a small penis. It was no wonder (why) he (was) mad.
by Blackstump November 14, 2003
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fureak

1. An excessively vulgar person
2. A person characterised by inappropriate behaviour
3. A more potent insult than poor guy. Closely related to disgruce; when someone makes a reall bad call.
4. An expression of bewidlerment, or astonishment, followed by disassociating oneself from the Fureak.
Breeze: Hey guys! Whats up?
Group: FUUUREAAAAK
by Blackstump November 10, 2003
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Who am I

1. To be incredibly drunk; to have consumed 9 or 10 standard drinks
2. To loose a sense of self; to no longer have an identity, but merely be a drunk fuck. See assclown
3. Suicidal contemplation: A question one asks before raising a gun to one's head and pulling the trigger
4. Puberty blues; adolescent depression; see ahma piece of shit
5. Greater than Where am I and lesser than What am I
Scenario 1:
*Reflection after Hangover*
Dude: Shit, I can't remember anything; and I think I got with a girl named Shazza. Who am I?
Scenario 2:
Prav: Who am I? *gunshot heard*
Andrew: Prav? PRAV?
Scenario 3:
Prav: I'm such a disgruce. Who am I?
Andrew: ...Go to sleep timme.
by Blackstump November 13, 2003
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darm

1.An expression of elation; to be pleased with oneself; a sense of orgiastic achievement;
2.To be sexually aroused
3.A slang word for an attractive female, similar to chick or babe
Definition 1:
Guy: I got 89% in my History Essay!
Dude: Darm! Good stuff!
Definition 2:
*Girl giving you head*
Dude: Darm! Keep blowing!
Definition 3:
*Hot chick walks by*
Dude: Darm! Thats a fine ass!
by Blackstump November 11, 2003
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shamada shamada

1. To describe the state someone is when they are at the Where am I stage of drunkness
2. To act in a timme way
3. Characteristic of a disgruce
4. A lesser insult to poor guy, often used affectionately as one of Sag's nicknames.
Mr. X: Ahhhhmmm gaaayyyy!
Mr. Y: Shamada Shamada!
by Blackstump November 10, 2003
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shamada shamada

1. Used singularly, it is a language, characterised by fast speech, over-use of the 'e' syllable, and insertion of 'h' consonant at odd intervals; the language of Deeegeenerrattion;
2. To speak in code.
Definition 1:
Guy: Why the hell are they talking like that?
Dude: Oh its some school thing. They call it 'Shamada'
Definition 2:
Dude: Timme! I gotta tell you something
Guy: Speak in Shamada, noone will understand.
by Blackstump November 16, 2003
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disgruce

1.The new superlative of disgrace; related to such words as timme, fureak and poor guy.
2. An excessively disgraceful person, which makes his friends temporarily ashamed to be associated with him.
3. The deeegeeeneraaation of disgrace.
4. A person who makes perpetually sad jokes, deserved of physical abuse/violence
5. One of Ho's many nicknames.
Ho: Your mum's soo hairry, she got whiskerrrs on herr nippleees...*pause*
Group: DIIIISSGRRRUUUUUUCEEEEE
by Blackstump November 10, 2003
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