Blackstump's definitions

What am I

1. To be unforgivably drunk; to have consumed 13 - 14 standard drinks
2. To make an absolute disgruce of oneself in public; to publically question one's sexuality. See aaahm gaaay
3. To loose spatial orientation, identity, and even humanity; to be a complete savage; see buddi buddi

Dude: You were so absolutely trashed last night! You were a fureak!
Guy: Who am I? No, no, WHAT am i?

by Blackstump November 13, 2003

bleugh

1. Something grotesque or disgusting; an expression of disgust or abhorrence. Similar to seeda
2. The reaction to a joke often involving a combination of toilet humour and sex jokes; an excessively vulgar joke. Similar to thas not right
3. A incredibly ugly girl; A woman without any graceful features, most probably a jabba; similar to 10987654321-zero
4. The sound a woman makes when she has coughs up a gallon of horse cum. In full phrase "Neeeigghh, Bleugh!"
5. An insult, often involving displaying convulsions similar to Definition 4; primarily used when a joke is really really bad, but also in a failed attempt at somethign menial. Often made by a fureak or disgruce, and rarely used for a poor guy

Definition 1:
Dude: ...so thats when i found what the 'Dolmio Grin' was, first hand...
Guy: Bleugh! Dude, I'm eating!
Definition 2:
Dude: Hey, Ho's Asleep! Lets shit on him!
Guy: Bleugh! Thas not right!
Definition 3:
Elanor is bleugh
Definition 4:
*Watch the movie if you have the stomach*
Definition 5:
When Breeze missed that shot on the cue ball, we all went bleugh...

by Blackstump November 11, 2003

feeck ye, feeck all of ye!

1. An expression of absolute frustration; to abandon a situation in anger; to retreat.
2. A response after a volley of insults; similar to the usage of naace guy; to shirk an insult.
3. An Overreaction; an exaggerated reply to the simplest of insults; characteristic of highly emotionally strung people

Origin: Breeze's Air Cadet phase in yr9. After coming down from the tuckshop, he made a sad joke which was quickly cut down; Then he just then flipped.

Definition 1:
B: <-Insert Sad Joke ->
Guys: GAAAAD.
B: Feeck ye, feeck all of ye!
Definition 2:
<-Insert Sad Joke->
Dude: Urh shit...
Guy: you Disgruce...
Man: yeah Fureak...
Bloke: eh, Feeck ye, feeck all of ye.
Defintion 3:
Breeze: Feeck ye, Feeck all of ye!
Andrew: *Pause* Yo Prav, what yo' say to him dawg?
Prav: I dunno bro, he mumbled something about 'virility' and then just flipped!
A: Bummer...pass us the gameboy.

by Blackstump November 17, 2003

whosegunnagivemeafuckinbathnow

1. An expression of abject dissapointment; to be dismayed or perplexed.
2. To throw a tantrum; to be irrational
3. What Sags would say when his Mum ends up in jail for Child Sexual Assault.

Origin: The word is a contraction of the phrase 'Whose going to give me a fucking bath now?'. Its roots come from the movie, 'Snatch', after the Pikie's mum dies in a Caravan fire.

Definition 1:
*After missing the last bus home*
Dude: Whosegunnagivemeafuckinbathnow!?
Definition 2:
Dude: Shit, the water pipes are broken, gonna have to call the plumber
Guy: Whosegunnagivemeafuckinbathnow!?
Definition 3:
*Cops taking Sag's mum away
Meetha: No matter what the police say, I bathed you because i *loved* you!
Sags: Well whosegunnagivemeafuckinbathnow?

by Blackstump November 16, 2003

feighut

1. A more aggressive insult to a homosexual than faggot
2. What many people in our school became after leaving uni
3. A character on WCW wrestling

Definition 1:
Ho is a feighut, he just doesn't know it yet
Definition 2:
After school ended, all the feighuts came out the close in a mass exodus.

by Blackstump November 13, 2003

zug

1. A warning sound you make if there is approaching traffic of some kind.
2. A sound you make to describe in an impact.
3. A word used in association with sneef when describing fast driving.

1. Zug! Watch out!
2. La la la, la Tesco, Zug!
3. Sneef slow down! What you trying to do!? Zug!

by Blackstump November 10, 2003

darm

1.An expression of elation; to be pleased with oneself; a sense of orgiastic achievement;
2.To be sexually aroused
3.A slang word for an attractive female, similar to chick or babe

Definition 1:
Guy: I got 89% in my History Essay!
Dude: Darm! Good stuff!
Definition 2:
*Girl giving you head*
Dude: Darm! Keep blowing!
Definition 3:
*Hot chick walks by*
Dude: Darm! Thats a fine ass!

by Blackstump November 11, 2003