Blackstump's definitions

Big trouble

1. What you say to your parents when you get arrested for intoxication while in public.

"Mum, Dad. I'm in big trouble"

by Blackstump November 13, 2003

wilderness

1. A euphemism for pornography
2. A clandestine code word often used when one is making reference to pornography
3. A folder on my computer brimming with porn.

Yo' betta watch yourself bro, or you might get lossst in the wilderness. Booya!

by Blackstump November 10, 2003

ceem een

1. To make a sexual advance on a girl; the universal justification for getting some; to ask a girl to go down on you
2. To incite or encourage one to do something, usually something stupid or embarresing
3. To persuade someone to agree with you
4. Bastardisation of 'come on'.

Scenario 1:
*Whips out cock in Cinema*
Dude: Ceem en! Wax it!
Scenario 2:
Dude: I really don't think I should jump off that cliff man...
Man: Ceem een Timme! It'll be funny! Doo itt
Scenario 3:
Dude: Ah, I dunno...
Guy: Ceem een.

by Blackstump November 16, 2003

I'm very happy to be here

1. To have consumed 4 - 5 standard drinks; to be socially acceptably drunk
2. The only way to truly enjoy a party.

Dude: Hey man! Enjoying the party?
Man: *Slightly slurring* Oh I'm very happy to be here, thank you.

by Blackstump November 13, 2003

darm

1.An expression of elation; to be pleased with oneself; a sense of orgiastic achievement;
2.To be sexually aroused
3.A slang word for an attractive female, similar to chick or babe

Definition 1:
Guy: I got 89% in my History Essay!
Dude: Darm! Good stuff!
Definition 2:
*Girl giving you head*
Dude: Darm! Keep blowing!
Definition 3:
*Hot chick walks by*
Dude: Darm! Thats a fine ass!

by Blackstump November 11, 2003

zug

1. A warning sound you make if there is approaching traffic of some kind.
2. A sound you make to describe in an impact.
3. A word used in association with sneef when describing fast driving.

1. Zug! Watch out!
2. La la la, la Tesco, Zug!
3. Sneef slow down! What you trying to do!? Zug!

by Blackstump November 10, 2003

disgruce

1.The new superlative of disgrace; related to such words as timme, fureak and poor guy.
2. An excessively disgraceful person, which makes his friends temporarily ashamed to be associated with him.
3. The deeegeeeneraaation of disgrace.
4. A person who makes perpetually sad jokes, deserved of physical abuse/violence
5. One of Ho's many nicknames.

Ho: Your mum's soo hairry, she got whiskerrrs on herr nippleees...*pause*
Group: DIIIISSGRRRUUUUUUCEEEEE

by Blackstump November 10, 2003