Blackstump's definitions

scho small

1. See schoo small

1. David Chen, (schoo) small penis!

by Blackstump November 15, 2003

whosegunnagivemeafuckinbathnow

1. An expression of abject dissapointment; to be dismayed or perplexed.
2. To throw a tantrum; to be irrational
3. What Sags would say when his Mum ends up in jail for Child Sexual Assault.

Origin: The word is a contraction of the phrase 'Whose going to give me a fucking bath now?'. Its roots come from the movie, 'Snatch', after the Pikie's mum dies in a Caravan fire.

Definition 1:
*After missing the last bus home*
Dude: Whosegunnagivemeafuckinbathnow!?
Definition 2:
Dude: Shit, the water pipes are broken, gonna have to call the plumber
Guy: Whosegunnagivemeafuckinbathnow!?
Definition 3:
*Cops taking Sag's mum away
Meetha: No matter what the police say, I bathed you because i *loved* you!
Sags: Well whosegunnagivemeafuckinbathnow?

by Blackstump November 16, 2003

ceem een

1. To make a sexual advance on a girl; the universal justification for getting some; to ask a girl to go down on you
2. To incite or encourage one to do something, usually something stupid or embarresing
3. To persuade someone to agree with you
4. Bastardisation of 'come on'.

Scenario 1:
*Whips out cock in Cinema*
Dude: Ceem en! Wax it!
Scenario 2:
Dude: I really don't think I should jump off that cliff man...
Man: Ceem een Timme! It'll be funny! Doo itt
Scenario 3:
Dude: Ah, I dunno...
Guy: Ceem een.

by Blackstump November 16, 2003

Wax it

1. To ask a girl to go down on you; to recieve head; to ask for a blowjob
2. A humorous way to scare someone if they get accidentally get too close to your crotch

Definition 1:
*Zip*
Girl: What are you doing!?
Guy: Ceem een, wax it!
Definition 2:
Guy: I dropped my glasses, I can't see a thing.
Dude: Wax it!
Guy: Seeda! Feighut!

by Blackstump November 16, 2003

Fonz

1. Alchohol; booze; Happy juice
2. A code word for Alchohol; usually said by underage drinkers when Parents are in the room
3. The ticket to Happiness

Definition 1:
Guy: This party is really lamo...we could do with some Fonz
Dude: I agree
Definition 2:
Dude: Hey man, where did ya keep the fonz?
Man: Uh, its under my bed, right next to the wilderness and the sceptre.
Definition 3:
Dude: *With Fonz* Its time for Happe Days!
*Glug glug glug glug*
I'm sooo happe!!

by Blackstump November 16, 2003

shamada shamada

1. Used singularly, it is a language, characterised by fast speech, over-use of the 'e' syllable, and insertion of 'h' consonant at odd intervals; the language of Deeegeenerrattion;
2. To speak in code.

Definition 1:
Guy: Why the hell are they talking like that?
Dude: Oh its some school thing. They call it 'Shamada'
Definition 2:
Dude: Timme! I gotta tell you something
Guy: Speak in Shamada, noone will understand.

by Blackstump November 16, 2003

feeck ye, feeck all of ye!

1. An expression of absolute frustration; to abandon a situation in anger; to retreat.
2. A response after a volley of insults; similar to the usage of naace guy; to shirk an insult.
3. An Overreaction; an exaggerated reply to the simplest of insults; characteristic of highly emotionally strung people

Origin: Breeze's Air Cadet phase in yr9. After coming down from the tuckshop, he made a sad joke which was quickly cut down; Then he just then flipped.

Definition 1:
B: <-Insert Sad Joke ->
Guys: GAAAAD.
B: Feeck ye, feeck all of ye!
Definition 2:
<-Insert Sad Joke->
Dude: Urh shit...
Guy: you Disgruce...
Man: yeah Fureak...
Bloke: eh, Feeck ye, feeck all of ye.
Defintion 3:
Breeze: Feeck ye, Feeck all of ye!
Andrew: *Pause* Yo Prav, what yo' say to him dawg?
Prav: I dunno bro, he mumbled something about 'virility' and then just flipped!
A: Bummer...pass us the gameboy.

by Blackstump November 17, 2003