Blackstump's definitions

Big trouble

1. What you say to your parents when you get arrested for intoxication while in public.

"Mum, Dad. I'm in big trouble"

by Blackstump November 13, 2003

excesneef

1. excellent; something that turns out to be profitable; To be lucky or fortuitous
2. To have mischevious intent; what one says when a prank is ready.

Definition 1:
Guy: Hey dude, I found a back entrance to this Strip Club!
Dude: Excesneef
Definition 2:
Guy: Alright, I have the rubber, video cameras, and balaclavas. Let's get that bitch.
Dude: Excesneef.

by Blackstump November 15, 2003

disgruce

1.The new superlative of disgrace; related to such words as timme, fureak and poor guy.
2. An excessively disgraceful person, which makes his friends temporarily ashamed to be associated with him.
3. The deeegeeeneraaation of disgrace.
4. A person who makes perpetually sad jokes, deserved of physical abuse/violence
5. One of Ho's many nicknames.

Ho: Your mum's soo hairry, she got whiskerrrs on herr nippleees...*pause*
Group: DIIIISSGRRRUUUUUUCEEEEE

by Blackstump November 10, 2003

Meetha

1. A bath fairy, a harpy like creature.
2. An overweight, middle-aged mother, antithesis of a M.I.L.F; a jabba
3. A female incubus; the bane of all bengali children.
4. Sag's mum

Sags: Damn, she was so good last night.
Me: What was her name?
Sags: I didn't catch it, Meetha? Man i was gone...
Me: Dude...you know thats your mum???!
Sags: *Sobbing* Don't lookatmeh, I'm sooo disggruuuceful.

by Blackstump November 10, 2003

When am I

1. The first and only stage of being stoned; to be sceptred; characteristed by raising one's arms out in front of them, with eyes wide open, and swivelling on one's hips twice. See sceptre
2. To travel back in time; to hallucinate you are a nomadic tribesman.
3. To incessantly chant tribal songs; to revert back to one's savage roots. See buddi buddi

*After finishing the joint*
Dude: Oooh yeaah. When am I!? *Swivels hips*

by Blackstump November 13, 2003

no wonder he mad

1. An expression used to explain why most Asian males are so aggressive and tempremental; this is usually because they have huge issues about a very small penis; see scho small
2. To say someone has a small penis; usually said under the breath

Definition 1:
Daniel Ng was a very angry kid because he has a small penis.
Definition 2:
David Chen had a small penis. It was no wonder (why) he (was) mad.

by Blackstump November 14, 2003

fureak

1. An excessively vulgar person
2. A person characterised by inappropriate behaviour
3. A more potent insult than poor guy. Closely related to disgruce; when someone makes a reall bad call.
4. An expression of bewidlerment, or astonishment, followed by disassociating oneself from the Fureak.

Breeze: Hey guys! Whats up?
Group: FUUUREAAAAK

by Blackstump November 10, 2003