Blackstump's definitions

ceem een

1. To make a sexual advance on a girl; the universal justification for getting some; to ask a girl to go down on you
2. To incite or encourage one to do something, usually something stupid or embarresing
3. To persuade someone to agree with you
4. Bastardisation of 'come on'.

Scenario 1:
*Whips out cock in Cinema*
Dude: Ceem en! Wax it!
Scenario 2:
Dude: I really don't think I should jump off that cliff man...
Man: Ceem een Timme! It'll be funny! Doo itt
Scenario 3:
Dude: Ah, I dunno...
Guy: Ceem een.

by Blackstump November 16, 2003

Wax it

1. To ask a girl to go down on you; to recieve head; to ask for a blowjob
2. A humorous way to scare someone if they get accidentally get too close to your crotch

Definition 1:
*Zip*
Girl: What are you doing!?
Guy: Ceem een, wax it!
Definition 2:
Guy: I dropped my glasses, I can't see a thing.
Dude: Wax it!
Guy: Seeda! Feighut!

by Blackstump November 16, 2003

disgruce

1.The new superlative of disgrace; related to such words as timme, fureak and poor guy.
2. An excessively disgraceful person, which makes his friends temporarily ashamed to be associated with him.
3. The deeegeeeneraaation of disgrace.
4. A person who makes perpetually sad jokes, deserved of physical abuse/violence
5. One of Ho's many nicknames.

Ho: Your mum's soo hairry, she got whiskerrrs on herr nippleees...*pause*
Group: DIIIISSGRRRUUUUUUCEEEEE

by Blackstump November 10, 2003

Meetha

1. A bath fairy, a harpy like creature.
2. An overweight, middle-aged mother, antithesis of a M.I.L.F; a jabba
3. A female incubus; the bane of all bengali children.
4. Sag's mum

Sags: Damn, she was so good last night.
Me: What was her name?
Sags: I didn't catch it, Meetha? Man i was gone...
Me: Dude...you know thats your mum???!
Sags: *Sobbing* Don't lookatmeh, I'm sooo disggruuuceful.

by Blackstump November 10, 2003

fureak

1. An excessively vulgar person
2. A person characterised by inappropriate behaviour
3. A more potent insult than poor guy. Closely related to disgruce; when someone makes a reall bad call.
4. An expression of bewidlerment, or astonishment, followed by disassociating oneself from the Fureak.

Breeze: Hey guys! Whats up?
Group: FUUUREAAAAK

by Blackstump November 10, 2003

no wonder he mad

1. An expression used to explain why most Asian males are so aggressive and tempremental; this is usually because they have huge issues about a very small penis; see scho small
2. To say someone has a small penis; usually said under the breath

Definition 1:
Daniel Ng was a very angry kid because he has a small penis.
Definition 2:
David Chen had a small penis. It was no wonder (why) he (was) mad.

by Blackstump November 14, 2003

feighut

1. A more aggressive insult to a homosexual than faggot
2. What many people in our school became after leaving uni
3. A character on WCW wrestling

Definition 1:
Ho is a feighut, he just doesn't know it yet
Definition 2:
After school ended, all the feighuts came out the close in a mass exodus.

by Blackstump November 13, 2003