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no wonder he mad

1. An expression used to explain why most Asian males are so aggressive and tempremental; this is usually because they have huge issues about a very small penis; see scho small
2. To say someone has a small penis; usually said under the breath
Definition 1:
Daniel Ng was a very angry kid because he has a small penis.
Definition 2:
David Chen had a small penis. It was no wonder (why) he (was) mad.
by Blackstump November 14, 2003
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When am I

1. The first and only stage of being stoned; to be sceptred; characteristed by raising one's arms out in front of them, with eyes wide open, and swivelling on one's hips twice. See sceptre
2. To travel back in time; to hallucinate you are a nomadic tribesman.
3. To incessantly chant tribal songs; to revert back to one's savage roots. See buddi buddi
*After finishing the joint*
Dude: Oooh yeaah. When am I!? *Swivels hips*
by Blackstump November 13, 2003
mugGet the When am Imug.

Big trouble

1. What you say to your parents when you get arrested for intoxication while in public.
"Mum, Dad. I'm in big trouble"
by Blackstump November 13, 2003
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wilderness

1. A euphemism for pornography
2. A clandestine code word often used when one is making reference to pornography
3. A folder on my computer brimming with porn.
Yo' betta watch yourself bro, or you might get lossst in the wilderness. Booya!
by Blackstump November 10, 2003
mugGet the wildernessmug.

Who am I

1. To be incredibly drunk; to have consumed 9 or 10 standard drinks
2. To loose a sense of self; to no longer have an identity, but merely be a drunk fuck. See assclown
3. Suicidal contemplation: A question one asks before raising a gun to one's head and pulling the trigger
4. Puberty blues; adolescent depression; see ahma piece of shit
5. Greater than Where am I and lesser than What am I
Scenario 1:
*Reflection after Hangover*
Dude: Shit, I can't remember anything; and I think I got with a girl named Shazza. Who am I?
Scenario 2:
Prav: Who am I? *gunshot heard*
Andrew: Prav? PRAV?
Scenario 3:
Prav: I'm such a disgruce. Who am I?
Andrew: ...Go to sleep timme.
by Blackstump November 13, 2003
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buddi buddi

Colloquialism; an affectionate slang word from one Boong to another. Please look up definition of "Boong" for clarification.
Blackguy1: Buddi Buddi!
Blackguy2: Yimbuda Wulla Nurri! Budda, Igunna getta nudda shotta metha, Imma so happe!
by Blackstump November 10, 2003
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shamada shamada

1. To describe the state someone is when they are at the Where am I stage of drunkness
2. To act in a timme way
3. Characteristic of a disgruce
4. A lesser insult to poor guy, often used affectionately as one of Sag's nicknames.
Mr. X: Ahhhhmmm gaaayyyy!
Mr. Y: Shamada Shamada!
by Blackstump November 10, 2003
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