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wilderness

1. A euphemism for pornography
2. A clandestine code word often used when one is making reference to pornography
3. A folder on my computer brimming with porn.
Yo' betta watch yourself bro, or you might get lossst in the wilderness. Booya!
by Blackstump November 10, 2003
mugGet the wildernessmug.

Big trouble

1. What you say to your parents when you get arrested for intoxication while in public.
"Mum, Dad. I'm in big trouble"
by Blackstump November 13, 2003
mugGet the Big troublemug.

excesneef

1. excellent; something that turns out to be profitable; To be lucky or fortuitous
2. To have mischevious intent; what one says when a prank is ready.
Definition 1:
Guy: Hey dude, I found a back entrance to this Strip Club!
Dude: Excesneef
Definition 2:
Guy: Alright, I have the rubber, video cameras, and balaclavas. Let's get that bitch.
Dude: Excesneef.
by Blackstump November 15, 2003
mugGet the excesneefmug.

seeda

1. Used in its extreme form, something grotesque or unsavoury; a reaction to something of this kind; synonymous with bleugh
2. What one would say when they experienced the taste, smelt, sight of something off, or putrid
Definition 1:
*Guys shoving Ho into Area 51*
Ho: Seeda! Leave me alone!
Definition 2:
*Someone Farts*
Dude: Seeda! Who was that? or
*Discovering a chick has a third nipple*
Dude (Aside): Seeda! What is that thing! Oh well, the more the merrier.
by Blackstump November 11, 2003
mugGet the seedamug.

Meetha

1. A bath fairy, a harpy like creature.
2. An overweight, middle-aged mother, antithesis of a M.I.L.F; a jabba
3. A female incubus; the bane of all bengali children.
4. Sag's mum
Sags: Damn, she was so good last night.
Me: What was her name?
Sags: I didn't catch it, Meetha? Man i was gone...
Me: Dude...you know thats your mum???!
Sags: *Sobbing* Don't lookatmeh, I'm sooo disggruuuceful.
by Blackstump November 10, 2003
mugGet the Meethamug.

disgruce

1.The new superlative of disgrace; related to such words as timme, fureak and poor guy.
2. An excessively disgraceful person, which makes his friends temporarily ashamed to be associated with him.
3. The deeegeeeneraaation of disgrace.
4. A person who makes perpetually sad jokes, deserved of physical abuse/violence
5. One of Ho's many nicknames.
Ho: Your mum's soo hairry, she got whiskerrrs on herr nippleees...*pause*
Group: DIIIISSGRRRUUUUUUCEEEEE
by Blackstump November 10, 2003
mugGet the disgrucemug.

When am I

1. The first and only stage of being stoned; to be sceptred; characteristed by raising one's arms out in front of them, with eyes wide open, and swivelling on one's hips twice. See sceptre
2. To travel back in time; to hallucinate you are a nomadic tribesman.
3. To incessantly chant tribal songs; to revert back to one's savage roots. See buddi buddi
*After finishing the joint*
Dude: Oooh yeaah. When am I!? *Swivels hips*
by Blackstump November 13, 2003
mugGet the When am Imug.

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