Blackstump's definitions

no wonder he mad

1. An expression used to explain why most Asian males are so aggressive and tempremental; this is usually because they have huge issues about a very small penis; see scho small
2. To say someone has a small penis; usually said under the breath

Definition 1:
Daniel Ng was a very angry kid because he has a small penis.
Definition 2:
David Chen had a small penis. It was no wonder (why) he (was) mad.

by Blackstump November 14, 2003

When am I

1. The first and only stage of being stoned; to be sceptred; characteristed by raising one's arms out in front of them, with eyes wide open, and swivelling on one's hips twice. See sceptre
2. To travel back in time; to hallucinate you are a nomadic tribesman.
3. To incessantly chant tribal songs; to revert back to one's savage roots. See buddi buddi

*After finishing the joint*
Dude: Oooh yeaah. When am I!? *Swivels hips*

by Blackstump November 13, 2003

excesneef

1. excellent; something that turns out to be profitable; To be lucky or fortuitous
2. To have mischevious intent; what one says when a prank is ready.

Definition 1:
Guy: Hey dude, I found a back entrance to this Strip Club!
Dude: Excesneef
Definition 2:
Guy: Alright, I have the rubber, video cameras, and balaclavas. Let's get that bitch.
Dude: Excesneef.

by Blackstump November 15, 2003

wilderness

1. A euphemism for pornography
2. A clandestine code word often used when one is making reference to pornography
3. A folder on my computer brimming with porn.

Yo' betta watch yourself bro, or you might get lossst in the wilderness. Booya!

by Blackstump November 10, 2003

Big trouble

1. What you say to your parents when you get arrested for intoxication while in public.

"Mum, Dad. I'm in big trouble"

by Blackstump November 13, 2003

zug

1. A warning sound you make if there is approaching traffic of some kind.
2. A sound you make to describe in an impact.
3. A word used in association with sneef when describing fast driving.

1. Zug! Watch out!
2. La la la, la Tesco, Zug!
3. Sneef slow down! What you trying to do!? Zug!

by Blackstump November 10, 2003

Who am I

1. To be incredibly drunk; to have consumed 9 or 10 standard drinks
2. To loose a sense of self; to no longer have an identity, but merely be a drunk fuck. See assclown
3. Suicidal contemplation: A question one asks before raising a gun to one's head and pulling the trigger
4. Puberty blues; adolescent depression; see ahma piece of shit
5. Greater than Where am I and lesser than What am I

Scenario 1:
*Reflection after Hangover*
Dude: Shit, I can't remember anything; and I think I got with a girl named Shazza. Who am I?
Scenario 2:
Prav: Who am I? *gunshot heard*
Andrew: Prav? PRAV?
Scenario 3:
Prav: I'm such a disgruce. Who am I?
Andrew: ...Go to sleep timme.

by Blackstump November 13, 2003