Blackstump's definitions

Fonz

1. Alchohol; booze; Happy juice
2. A code word for Alchohol; usually said by underage drinkers when Parents are in the room
3. The ticket to Happiness

Definition 1:
Guy: This party is really lamo...we could do with some Fonz
Dude: I agree
Definition 2:
Dude: Hey man, where did ya keep the fonz?
Man: Uh, its under my bed, right next to the wilderness and the sceptre.
Definition 3:
Dude: *With Fonz* Its time for Happe Days!
*Glug glug glug glug*
I'm sooo happe!!

by Blackstump November 16, 2003

bleugh

1. Something grotesque or disgusting; an expression of disgust or abhorrence. Similar to seeda
2. The reaction to a joke often involving a combination of toilet humour and sex jokes; an excessively vulgar joke. Similar to thas not right
3. A incredibly ugly girl; A woman without any graceful features, most probably a jabba; similar to 10987654321-zero
4. The sound a woman makes when she has coughs up a gallon of horse cum. In full phrase "Neeeigghh, Bleugh!"
5. An insult, often involving displaying convulsions similar to Definition 4; primarily used when a joke is really really bad, but also in a failed attempt at somethign menial. Often made by a fureak or disgruce, and rarely used for a poor guy

Definition 1:
Dude: ...so thats when i found what the 'Dolmio Grin' was, first hand...
Guy: Bleugh! Dude, I'm eating!
Definition 2:
Dude: Hey, Ho's Asleep! Lets shit on him!
Guy: Bleugh! Thas not right!
Definition 3:
Elanor is bleugh
Definition 4:
*Watch the movie if you have the stomach*
Definition 5:
When Breeze missed that shot on the cue ball, we all went bleugh...

by Blackstump November 11, 2003

I'm happy to be here

1. To have drunk 2 - 3 standard drinks; to be still completely functional; to be still capable of driving home.
2. To settle into the party atmosphere

Dude: Hey man, want a lift home?
Man: Are you sure? Your drinking tonight dude! *Points to beer*
Dude: Reeelaaax, I'm (just) happy to be here. I'll be fine by the end of the night.

by Blackstump November 13, 2003

Sneef

1. An expression when something is particular violent, or aggressive.
2. Closely related to the word shnruff, though lesser in potency.
3. An affectionate term; a petname
4. Deeegeeeneeraation of Snuff
5. An exclamation or expression used when something was rather unexpected or astonishing. Similar to Bleugh

Definition 1:
Mr. X: So i bought this 12inch knife the other day...
Mr Y: ...Sneef.
Definition 2:
Mr. X: yeah so I totally stacked it on the stairs...
Mr. Y: Sneef! you alright?
Definition 3:
Mr X: Hey man, what's up?
Mr. Y: Oh hey Sneef...neethin.
Definition 4:
Mr. X: Shit, you've seen Snuff before?
Mr. Y: For God's sake, its Sneef now! Sneef! (Deee Grouuup Deee Grouuup!)
Definition 5:
Mr. X: Yeah so, I was munchin' on her tail pipe, and out pops a piece of corn...
Mr. Y: Sneef! Thats gross man!

by Blackstump November 10, 2003

When am I

1. The first and only stage of being stoned; to be sceptred; characteristed by raising one's arms out in front of them, with eyes wide open, and swivelling on one's hips twice. See sceptre
2. To travel back in time; to hallucinate you are a nomadic tribesman.
3. To incessantly chant tribal songs; to revert back to one's savage roots. See buddi buddi

*After finishing the joint*
Dude: Oooh yeaah. When am I!? *Swivels hips*

by Blackstump November 13, 2003

fureak

1. An excessively vulgar person
2. A person characterised by inappropriate behaviour
3. A more potent insult than poor guy. Closely related to disgruce; when someone makes a reall bad call.
4. An expression of bewidlerment, or astonishment, followed by disassociating oneself from the Fureak.

Breeze: Hey guys! Whats up?
Group: FUUUREAAAAK

by Blackstump November 10, 2003

no wonder he mad

1. An expression used to explain why most Asian males are so aggressive and tempremental; this is usually because they have huge issues about a very small penis; see scho small
2. To say someone has a small penis; usually said under the breath

Definition 1:
Daniel Ng was a very angry kid because he has a small penis.
Definition 2:
David Chen had a small penis. It was no wonder (why) he (was) mad.

by Blackstump November 14, 2003