Blackstump's definitions

shamada shamada

1. To describe the state someone is when they are at the Where am I stage of drunkness
2. To act in a timme way
3. Characteristic of a disgruce
4. A lesser insult to poor guy, often used affectionately as one of Sag's nicknames.

Mr. X: Ahhhhmmm gaaayyyy!
Mr. Y: Shamada Shamada!

by Blackstump November 10, 2003

neeeigh blurgh!

1. An aggressive insult, where the insulter makes regurgitating motions, as a woman would after guzzling too much horse cum
2. see bleugh

*Breeze misses a shot at Putt-Putt*
Group: Neeeigh blurgh!

by Blackstump November 13, 2003

Where am I

1. To be considerably drunk; to have consumed at least 7 standard drinks
2. A state of excessive inebriation; to become disorientated
3. Greater than I'm very happy to be here and lesser than Who am I

*Drunken Contemplation*
Dude: Ok, I can feel grass underneath meh, and I've puked up once; but Where am I?

by Blackstump November 13, 2003

thas not right

1. To see somethign one shouldn't; to intrude upon something you shouldn't be seeing
2. Something grotesque or unappealing; an expression used in such a situation; similar to bleugh and seeda
3. An expression used to convey gross disapproval for another's sexual habits.

Definition 1:
*Sag's balancing himself on a carrot, Dude walks in*
Dude: Thas not right! What the hell are you doing!? Seeda!
Definition 2:
Dude: Hey, check out the corns on my foot
Guy: Thas not right! Get away from me!
Definition 3:
Dude: So I'm doing her ass right, and just when I'm about to blow, she shits on me
Guy: Thas not right.

by Blackstump November 11, 2003

seeda

1. Used in its extreme form, something grotesque or unsavoury; a reaction to something of this kind; synonymous with bleugh
2. What one would say when they experienced the taste, smelt, sight of something off, or putrid

Definition 1:
*Guys shoving Ho into Area 51*
Ho: Seeda! Leave me alone!
Definition 2:
*Someone Farts*
Dude: Seeda! Who was that? or
*Discovering a chick has a third nipple*
Dude (Aside): Seeda! What is that thing! Oh well, the more the merrier.

by Blackstump November 11, 2003

When am I

1. The first and only stage of being stoned; to be sceptred; characteristed by raising one's arms out in front of them, with eyes wide open, and swivelling on one's hips twice. See sceptre
2. To travel back in time; to hallucinate you are a nomadic tribesman.
3. To incessantly chant tribal songs; to revert back to one's savage roots. See buddi buddi

*After finishing the joint*
Dude: Oooh yeaah. When am I!? *Swivels hips*

by Blackstump November 13, 2003

excesneef

1. excellent; something that turns out to be profitable; To be lucky or fortuitous
2. To have mischevious intent; what one says when a prank is ready.

Definition 1:
Guy: Hey dude, I found a back entrance to this Strip Club!
Dude: Excesneef
Definition 2:
Guy: Alright, I have the rubber, video cameras, and balaclavas. Let's get that bitch.
Dude: Excesneef.

by Blackstump November 15, 2003