Blackstump's definitions

urh

1. An insult ecompassing everything from a sad passing comment to an all-out disgruceful comment.
2. To be let down or deflated; to have one's ego crushed; to come out of a situation with absolutely nothing
3. Synonmous with urh shit
4. (Another way to use this insult, is when someone makes a sad joke, you repeat exactly what they say but turn the vowel sound in the main word/concept of their joke into an 'urh' sound).

Definition 1:
Guy: Killara, Like, to Kill ara? Killara?
Dude: Urh.
Definition 2:
Dude: ...Then she told me she had a boyfriend.
Guy: Urh, Poor guy. Sorry to hear that timme
Definition 3:
(Replace urh with urh shit)
Definition 4:
Dude: Like its a ferrari.
Guy: *Mockingly* Like its a fer-URH-i

by Blackstump November 13, 2003

udha

1. An exclamation of astonishment; to be in a dodgy situation - Similar to oh-oh or oh-no
2. To make a mistake, to not make sense, to correct oneself.
3. A warning; when one enters an inappropriate situation

Definition 1:
Dude: ...so she rolls over, and right underneath her, was a pile of cat turd!
Guy: Udha! Thats bleugh!
Definition 2:
Dude: So i was smoking some cock last night...
Guy: Smoking what!?
Dude: Udha, I meant crack - crack, not cock.
Definition 3:
Guy: Hey man, Wheres the porn!
*Parents walk in*
Dude: Udha! What are you talking about?

by Blackstump November 10, 2003

excesneef

1. excellent; something that turns out to be profitable; To be lucky or fortuitous
2. To have mischevious intent; what one says when a prank is ready.

Definition 1:
Guy: Hey dude, I found a back entrance to this Strip Club!
Dude: Excesneef
Definition 2:
Guy: Alright, I have the rubber, video cameras, and balaclavas. Let's get that bitch.
Dude: Excesneef.

by Blackstump November 15, 2003

When am I

1. The first and only stage of being stoned; to be sceptred; characteristed by raising one's arms out in front of them, with eyes wide open, and swivelling on one's hips twice. See sceptre
2. To travel back in time; to hallucinate you are a nomadic tribesman.
3. To incessantly chant tribal songs; to revert back to one's savage roots. See buddi buddi

*After finishing the joint*
Dude: Oooh yeaah. When am I!? *Swivels hips*

by Blackstump November 13, 2003

zug

1. A warning sound you make if there is approaching traffic of some kind.
2. A sound you make to describe in an impact.
3. A word used in association with sneef when describing fast driving.

1. Zug! Watch out!
2. La la la, la Tesco, Zug!
3. Sneef slow down! What you trying to do!? Zug!

by Blackstump November 10, 2003

darm

1.An expression of elation; to be pleased with oneself; a sense of orgiastic achievement;
2.To be sexually aroused
3.A slang word for an attractive female, similar to chick or babe

Definition 1:
Guy: I got 89% in my History Essay!
Dude: Darm! Good stuff!
Definition 2:
*Girl giving you head*
Dude: Darm! Keep blowing!
Definition 3:
*Hot chick walks by*
Dude: Darm! Thats a fine ass!

by Blackstump November 11, 2003

bleugh

1. Something grotesque or disgusting; an expression of disgust or abhorrence. Similar to seeda
2. The reaction to a joke often involving a combination of toilet humour and sex jokes; an excessively vulgar joke. Similar to thas not right
3. A incredibly ugly girl; A woman without any graceful features, most probably a jabba; similar to 10987654321-zero
4. The sound a woman makes when she has coughs up a gallon of horse cum. In full phrase "Neeeigghh, Bleugh!"
5. An insult, often involving displaying convulsions similar to Definition 4; primarily used when a joke is really really bad, but also in a failed attempt at somethign menial. Often made by a fureak or disgruce, and rarely used for a poor guy

Definition 1:
Dude: ...so thats when i found what the 'Dolmio Grin' was, first hand...
Guy: Bleugh! Dude, I'm eating!
Definition 2:
Dude: Hey, Ho's Asleep! Lets shit on him!
Guy: Bleugh! Thas not right!
Definition 3:
Elanor is bleugh
Definition 4:
*Watch the movie if you have the stomach*
Definition 5:
When Breeze missed that shot on the cue ball, we all went bleugh...

by Blackstump November 11, 2003