Blackstump's definitions

scho small

1. See schoo small

1. David Chen, (schoo) small penis!

by Blackstump November 15, 2003

urh

1. An insult ecompassing everything from a sad passing comment to an all-out disgruceful comment.
2. To be let down or deflated; to have one's ego crushed; to come out of a situation with absolutely nothing
3. Synonmous with urh shit
4. (Another way to use this insult, is when someone makes a sad joke, you repeat exactly what they say but turn the vowel sound in the main word/concept of their joke into an 'urh' sound).

Definition 1:
Guy: Killara, Like, to Kill ara? Killara?
Dude: Urh.
Definition 2:
Dude: ...Then she told me she had a boyfriend.
Guy: Urh, Poor guy. Sorry to hear that timme
Definition 3:
(Replace urh with urh shit)
Definition 4:
Dude: Like its a ferrari.
Guy: *Mockingly* Like its a fer-URH-i

by Blackstump November 13, 2003

Wax it

1. To ask a girl to go down on you; to recieve head; to ask for a blowjob
2. A humorous way to scare someone if they get accidentally get too close to your crotch

Definition 1:
*Zip*
Girl: What are you doing!?
Guy: Ceem een, wax it!
Definition 2:
Guy: I dropped my glasses, I can't see a thing.
Dude: Wax it!
Guy: Seeda! Feighut!

by Blackstump November 16, 2003

Where am I

1. To be considerably drunk; to have consumed at least 7 standard drinks
2. A state of excessive inebriation; to become disorientated
3. Greater than I'm very happy to be here and lesser than Who am I

*Drunken Contemplation*
Dude: Ok, I can feel grass underneath meh, and I've puked up once; but Where am I?

by Blackstump November 13, 2003

thas not right

1. To see somethign one shouldn't; to intrude upon something you shouldn't be seeing
2. Something grotesque or unappealing; an expression used in such a situation; similar to bleugh and seeda
3. An expression used to convey gross disapproval for another's sexual habits.

Definition 1:
*Sag's balancing himself on a carrot, Dude walks in*
Dude: Thas not right! What the hell are you doing!? Seeda!
Definition 2:
Dude: Hey, check out the corns on my foot
Guy: Thas not right! Get away from me!
Definition 3:
Dude: So I'm doing her ass right, and just when I'm about to blow, she shits on me
Guy: Thas not right.

by Blackstump November 11, 2003

neeeigh blurgh!

1. An aggressive insult, where the insulter makes regurgitating motions, as a woman would after guzzling too much horse cum
2. see bleugh

*Breeze misses a shot at Putt-Putt*
Group: Neeeigh blurgh!

by Blackstump November 13, 2003

fureak

1. An excessively vulgar person
2. A person characterised by inappropriate behaviour
3. A more potent insult than poor guy. Closely related to disgruce; when someone makes a reall bad call.
4. An expression of bewidlerment, or astonishment, followed by disassociating oneself from the Fureak.

Breeze: Hey guys! Whats up?
Group: FUUUREAAAAK

by Blackstump November 10, 2003