Blackstump's definitions

urh

1. An insult ecompassing everything from a sad passing comment to an all-out disgruceful comment.
2. To be let down or deflated; to have one's ego crushed; to come out of a situation with absolutely nothing
3. Synonmous with urh shit
4. (Another way to use this insult, is when someone makes a sad joke, you repeat exactly what they say but turn the vowel sound in the main word/concept of their joke into an 'urh' sound).

Definition 1:
Guy: Killara, Like, to Kill ara? Killara?
Dude: Urh.
Definition 2:
Dude: ...Then she told me she had a boyfriend.
Guy: Urh, Poor guy. Sorry to hear that timme
Definition 3:
(Replace urh with urh shit)
Definition 4:
Dude: Like its a ferrari.
Guy: *Mockingly* Like its a fer-URH-i

by Blackstump November 13, 2003

Donut Fuck

1. When you get bored of masturbating; to use a donut to get oneself off.
2. A sign often placed outside Farms to ward off those into bestiality.
3. A sexual position: while with a fat bitch, scrunch up her gut flab in both your hands so it looks like a donut, then start fucking it.

Definition 1:
All out of cookies, carrots, and cucumbers. Its time for a Donut Fuck
Definition 2:
'Prized Animal. Donut Fuck'.
Definition 3:
Goddam it woman! Roll over, I'll Donut Fuck you.

by Blackstump November 11, 2003

seeda

1. Used in its extreme form, something grotesque or unsavoury; a reaction to something of this kind; synonymous with bleugh
2. What one would say when they experienced the taste, smelt, sight of something off, or putrid

Definition 1:
*Guys shoving Ho into Area 51*
Ho: Seeda! Leave me alone!
Definition 2:
*Someone Farts*
Dude: Seeda! Who was that? or
*Discovering a chick has a third nipple*
Dude (Aside): Seeda! What is that thing! Oh well, the more the merrier.

by Blackstump November 11, 2003

disgruce

1.The new superlative of disgrace; related to such words as timme, fureak and poor guy.
2. An excessively disgraceful person, which makes his friends temporarily ashamed to be associated with him.
3. The deeegeeeneraaation of disgrace.
4. A person who makes perpetually sad jokes, deserved of physical abuse/violence
5. One of Ho's many nicknames.

Ho: Your mum's soo hairry, she got whiskerrrs on herr nippleees...*pause*
Group: DIIIISSGRRRUUUUUUCEEEEE

by Blackstump November 10, 2003

excesneef

1. excellent; something that turns out to be profitable; To be lucky or fortuitous
2. To have mischevious intent; what one says when a prank is ready.

Definition 1:
Guy: Hey dude, I found a back entrance to this Strip Club!
Dude: Excesneef
Definition 2:
Guy: Alright, I have the rubber, video cameras, and balaclavas. Let's get that bitch.
Dude: Excesneef.

by Blackstump November 15, 2003

zug

1. A warning sound you make if there is approaching traffic of some kind.
2. A sound you make to describe in an impact.
3. A word used in association with sneef when describing fast driving.

1. Zug! Watch out!
2. La la la, la Tesco, Zug!
3. Sneef slow down! What you trying to do!? Zug!

by Blackstump November 10, 2003

When am I

1. The first and only stage of being stoned; to be sceptred; characteristed by raising one's arms out in front of them, with eyes wide open, and swivelling on one's hips twice. See sceptre
2. To travel back in time; to hallucinate you are a nomadic tribesman.
3. To incessantly chant tribal songs; to revert back to one's savage roots. See buddi buddi

*After finishing the joint*
Dude: Oooh yeaah. When am I!? *Swivels hips*

by Blackstump November 13, 2003