Blackstump's definitions

Big trouble

1. What you say to your parents when you get arrested for intoxication while in public.

"Mum, Dad. I'm in big trouble"

by Blackstump November 13, 2003

wilderness

1. A euphemism for pornography
2. A clandestine code word often used when one is making reference to pornography
3. A folder on my computer brimming with porn.

Yo' betta watch yourself bro, or you might get lossst in the wilderness. Booya!

by Blackstump November 10, 2003

Where am I

1. To be considerably drunk; to have consumed at least 7 standard drinks
2. A state of excessive inebriation; to become disorientated
3. Greater than I'm very happy to be here and lesser than Who am I

*Drunken Contemplation*
Dude: Ok, I can feel grass underneath meh, and I've puked up once; but Where am I?

by Blackstump November 13, 2003

thas not right

1. To see somethign one shouldn't; to intrude upon something you shouldn't be seeing
2. Something grotesque or unappealing; an expression used in such a situation; similar to bleugh and seeda
3. An expression used to convey gross disapproval for another's sexual habits.

Definition 1:
*Sag's balancing himself on a carrot, Dude walks in*
Dude: Thas not right! What the hell are you doing!? Seeda!
Definition 2:
Dude: Hey, check out the corns on my foot
Guy: Thas not right! Get away from me!
Definition 3:
Dude: So I'm doing her ass right, and just when I'm about to blow, she shits on me
Guy: Thas not right.

by Blackstump November 11, 2003

neeeigh blurgh!

1. An aggressive insult, where the insulter makes regurgitating motions, as a woman would after guzzling too much horse cum
2. see bleugh

*Breeze misses a shot at Putt-Putt*
Group: Neeeigh blurgh!

by Blackstump November 13, 2003

I'm very happy to be here

1. To have consumed 4 - 5 standard drinks; to be socially acceptably drunk
2. The only way to truly enjoy a party.

Dude: Hey man! Enjoying the party?
Man: *Slightly slurring* Oh I'm very happy to be here, thank you.

by Blackstump November 13, 2003

buddi buddi

An expression of disgust; when someone does something particularly backward or savage, you exclaim 'buddi buddi!'

Dude: You gonna eat dat cooornbreaaad?
Guy: Buddi buddi!

by Blackstump November 10, 2003