Blackstump's definitions

Where am I

1. To be considerably drunk; to have consumed at least 7 standard drinks
2. A state of excessive inebriation; to become disorientated
3. Greater than I'm very happy to be here and lesser than Who am I

*Drunken Contemplation*
Dude: Ok, I can feel grass underneath meh, and I've puked up once; but Where am I?

by Blackstump November 13, 2003

neeeigh blurgh!

1. An aggressive insult, where the insulter makes regurgitating motions, as a woman would after guzzling too much horse cum
2. see bleugh

*Breeze misses a shot at Putt-Putt*
Group: Neeeigh blurgh!

by Blackstump November 13, 2003

udha

1. An exclamation of astonishment; to be in a dodgy situation - Similar to oh-oh or oh-no
2. To make a mistake, to not make sense, to correct oneself.
3. A warning; when one enters an inappropriate situation

Definition 1:
Dude: ...so she rolls over, and right underneath her, was a pile of cat turd!
Guy: Udha! Thats bleugh!
Definition 2:
Dude: So i was smoking some cock last night...
Guy: Smoking what!?
Dude: Udha, I meant crack - crack, not cock.
Definition 3:
Guy: Hey man, Wheres the porn!
*Parents walk in*
Dude: Udha! What are you talking about?

by Blackstump November 10, 2003

brr brr

1. an insult; to make a complete and utter sad call; a reaction to this
2. an awkard silence; what one says to laugh off an awkward silence
3. To have absolutetly nothing to talk to someone about. See so, the gst?
4. To be failing to entertain a female with the art of conversation, often resorting to more desperate interjections; see dig tunnels?
5. The sound a cricket makes

Scenario 1:
Dude: <-insert sad joke->
Group: Brr Brr...
Scenario 2:
Dude: So, what uni do you go to?
Chick: Lidcome
Dude: O.k.
*Brr brr*
Scenario 3:
(See Scenario 2)
Scenario 4:
Dude: Hey baby! Whats up?
Chick: I like rice.
*Brr brr*

by Blackstump April 27, 2006

Fonz

1. Alchohol; booze; Happy juice
2. A code word for Alchohol; usually said by underage drinkers when Parents are in the room
3. The ticket to Happiness

Definition 1:
Guy: This party is really lamo...we could do with some Fonz
Dude: I agree
Definition 2:
Dude: Hey man, where did ya keep the fonz?
Man: Uh, its under my bed, right next to the wilderness and the sceptre.
Definition 3:
Dude: *With Fonz* Its time for Happe Days!
*Glug glug glug glug*
I'm sooo happe!!

by Blackstump November 16, 2003

feeck ye, feeck all of ye!

1. An expression of absolute frustration; to abandon a situation in anger; to retreat.
2. A response after a volley of insults; similar to the usage of naace guy; to shirk an insult.
3. An Overreaction; an exaggerated reply to the simplest of insults; characteristic of highly emotionally strung people

Origin: Breeze's Air Cadet phase in yr9. After coming down from the tuckshop, he made a sad joke which was quickly cut down; Then he just then flipped.

Definition 1:
B: <-Insert Sad Joke ->
Guys: GAAAAD.
B: Feeck ye, feeck all of ye!
Definition 2:
<-Insert Sad Joke->
Dude: Urh shit...
Guy: you Disgruce...
Man: yeah Fureak...
Bloke: eh, Feeck ye, feeck all of ye.
Defintion 3:
Breeze: Feeck ye, Feeck all of ye!
Andrew: *Pause* Yo Prav, what yo' say to him dawg?
Prav: I dunno bro, he mumbled something about 'virility' and then just flipped!
A: Bummer...pass us the gameboy.

by Blackstump November 17, 2003

What am I

1. To be unforgivably drunk; to have consumed 13 - 14 standard drinks
2. To make an absolute disgruce of oneself in public; to publically question one's sexuality. See aaahm gaaay
3. To loose spatial orientation, identity, and even humanity; to be a complete savage; see buddi buddi

Dude: You were so absolutely trashed last night! You were a fureak!
Guy: Who am I? No, no, WHAT am i?

by Blackstump November 13, 2003