Blackstump's definitions

udha

1. An exclamation of astonishment; to be in a dodgy situation - Similar to oh-oh or oh-no
2. To make a mistake, to not make sense, to correct oneself.
3. A warning; when one enters an inappropriate situation

Definition 1:
Dude: ...so she rolls over, and right underneath her, was a pile of cat turd!
Guy: Udha! Thats bleugh!
Definition 2:
Dude: So i was smoking some cock last night...
Guy: Smoking what!?
Dude: Udha, I meant crack - crack, not cock.
Definition 3:
Guy: Hey man, Wheres the porn!
*Parents walk in*
Dude: Udha! What are you talking about?

by Blackstump November 10, 2003

Donut Fuck

1. When you get bored of masturbating; to use a donut to get oneself off.
2. A sign often placed outside Farms to ward off those into bestiality.
3. A sexual position: while with a fat bitch, scrunch up her gut flab in both your hands so it looks like a donut, then start fucking it.

Definition 1:
All out of cookies, carrots, and cucumbers. Its time for a Donut Fuck
Definition 2:
'Prized Animal. Donut Fuck'.
Definition 3:
Goddam it woman! Roll over, I'll Donut Fuck you.

by Blackstump November 11, 2003

Fonz

1. Alchohol; booze; Happy juice
2. A code word for Alchohol; usually said by underage drinkers when Parents are in the room
3. The ticket to Happiness

Definition 1:
Guy: This party is really lamo...we could do with some Fonz
Dude: I agree
Definition 2:
Dude: Hey man, where did ya keep the fonz?
Man: Uh, its under my bed, right next to the wilderness and the sceptre.
Definition 3:
Dude: *With Fonz* Its time for Happe Days!
*Glug glug glug glug*
I'm sooo happe!!

by Blackstump November 16, 2003

ceem een

1. To make a sexual advance on a girl; the universal justification for getting some; to ask a girl to go down on you
2. To incite or encourage one to do something, usually something stupid or embarresing
3. To persuade someone to agree with you
4. Bastardisation of 'come on'.

Scenario 1:
*Whips out cock in Cinema*
Dude: Ceem en! Wax it!
Scenario 2:
Dude: I really don't think I should jump off that cliff man...
Man: Ceem een Timme! It'll be funny! Doo itt
Scenario 3:
Dude: Ah, I dunno...
Guy: Ceem een.

by Blackstump November 16, 2003

I'm very happy to be here

1. To have consumed 4 - 5 standard drinks; to be socially acceptably drunk
2. The only way to truly enjoy a party.

Dude: Hey man! Enjoying the party?
Man: *Slightly slurring* Oh I'm very happy to be here, thank you.

by Blackstump November 13, 2003

whosegunnagivemeafuckinbathnow

1. An expression of abject dissapointment; to be dismayed or perplexed.
2. To throw a tantrum; to be irrational
3. What Sags would say when his Mum ends up in jail for Child Sexual Assault.

Origin: The word is a contraction of the phrase 'Whose going to give me a fucking bath now?'. Its roots come from the movie, 'Snatch', after the Pikie's mum dies in a Caravan fire.

Definition 1:
*After missing the last bus home*
Dude: Whosegunnagivemeafuckinbathnow!?
Definition 2:
Dude: Shit, the water pipes are broken, gonna have to call the plumber
Guy: Whosegunnagivemeafuckinbathnow!?
Definition 3:
*Cops taking Sag's mum away
Meetha: No matter what the police say, I bathed you because i *loved* you!
Sags: Well whosegunnagivemeafuckinbathnow?

by Blackstump November 16, 2003

What am I

1. To be unforgivably drunk; to have consumed 13 - 14 standard drinks
2. To make an absolute disgruce of oneself in public; to publically question one's sexuality. See aaahm gaaay
3. To loose spatial orientation, identity, and even humanity; to be a complete savage; see buddi buddi

Dude: You were so absolutely trashed last night! You were a fureak!
Guy: Who am I? No, no, WHAT am i?

by Blackstump November 13, 2003