Blackstump's definitions

Where am I

1. To be considerably drunk; to have consumed at least 7 standard drinks
2. A state of excessive inebriation; to become disorientated
3. Greater than I'm very happy to be here and lesser than Who am I

*Drunken Contemplation*
Dude: Ok, I can feel grass underneath meh, and I've puked up once; but Where am I?

by Blackstump November 13, 2003

brr brr

1. an insult; to make a complete and utter sad call; a reaction to this
2. an awkard silence; what one says to laugh off an awkward silence
3. To have absolutetly nothing to talk to someone about. See so, the gst?
4. To be failing to entertain a female with the art of conversation, often resorting to more desperate interjections; see dig tunnels?
5. The sound a cricket makes

Scenario 1:
Dude: <-insert sad joke->
Group: Brr Brr...
Scenario 2:
Dude: So, what uni do you go to?
Chick: Lidcome
Dude: O.k.
*Brr brr*
Scenario 3:
(See Scenario 2)
Scenario 4:
Dude: Hey baby! Whats up?
Chick: I like rice.
*Brr brr*

by Blackstump April 27, 2006

Donut Fuck

1. When you get bored of masturbating; to use a donut to get oneself off.
2. A sign often placed outside Farms to ward off those into bestiality.
3. A sexual position: while with a fat bitch, scrunch up her gut flab in both your hands so it looks like a donut, then start fucking it.

Definition 1:
All out of cookies, carrots, and cucumbers. Its time for a Donut Fuck
Definition 2:
'Prized Animal. Donut Fuck'.
Definition 3:
Goddam it woman! Roll over, I'll Donut Fuck you.

by Blackstump November 11, 2003

udha

1. An exclamation of astonishment; to be in a dodgy situation - Similar to oh-oh or oh-no
2. To make a mistake, to not make sense, to correct oneself.
3. A warning; when one enters an inappropriate situation

Definition 1:
Dude: ...so she rolls over, and right underneath her, was a pile of cat turd!
Guy: Udha! Thats bleugh!
Definition 2:
Dude: So i was smoking some cock last night...
Guy: Smoking what!?
Dude: Udha, I meant crack - crack, not cock.
Definition 3:
Guy: Hey man, Wheres the porn!
*Parents walk in*
Dude: Udha! What are you talking about?

by Blackstump November 10, 2003

Fonz

1. Alchohol; booze; Happy juice
2. A code word for Alchohol; usually said by underage drinkers when Parents are in the room
3. The ticket to Happiness

Definition 1:
Guy: This party is really lamo...we could do with some Fonz
Dude: I agree
Definition 2:
Dude: Hey man, where did ya keep the fonz?
Man: Uh, its under my bed, right next to the wilderness and the sceptre.
Definition 3:
Dude: *With Fonz* Its time for Happe Days!
*Glug glug glug glug*
I'm sooo happe!!

by Blackstump November 16, 2003

buddi buddi

An expression of disgust; when someone does something particularly backward or savage, you exclaim 'buddi buddi!'

Dude: You gonna eat dat cooornbreaaad?
Guy: Buddi buddi!

by Blackstump November 10, 2003

scho small

1. See schoo small

1. David Chen, (schoo) small penis!

by Blackstump November 15, 2003