Definitions by Blackflame619

Sexually Gratifying 

The answer to every question of "How was (insert activity here)?"
Even if it was not sexually gratifying, you say it anyway. Coined by 2 ballsy guys on youtube.

Girl: Hey! How was math class?
Guy: It was sexually gratifying.

Sexually Gratifying by Blackflame619 January 14, 2009

Not a father's day 

A holiday for all non-fathers around the world to celebrate being not a father. To celebrate that moment of happiness when your one-night stand says, "I'm not pregnant!"

First Lady: I'm not pregnant!
President: YES, I declare today NOT A FATHER'S DAY! Hooray!!!

Not a father's day by Blackflame619 January 13, 2009

Boyfriend Points 

When a new boyfriend does whatever he thinks his girlfriend would like, such as following her around. Quite like being whipped, but doing so just to get in her pants. Enough Boyfriend Points gets you to SCORE.

Guy 1: Dude, that new guy is all over that ugly girl.
Guy 2: Yeah he's going for some Boyfriend Points.
Guy 1: That makes sense.

Boyfriend Points by Blackflame619 January 13, 2009

<B 

The reciprocal opposite of <3.
To LOATHE.

Guy: I <B you all!
Girl: <B you too... asshole...

<B by Blackflame619 January 3, 2009

As Simple As Snow

This is a secret. Don't tell anyone.

Our little code between us. As Simple As Snow.

As Simple As Snow by Blackflame619 January 3, 2009

boom 

New Zealander for a "sexual part" of the body such as the butt, or chest.

Jermaine: If I say you got a Boom ow ow, come on Bret, help me out now. Bret you got it goin on.
Bret: I got it goin on.

boom by Blackflame619 December 29, 2008

smile 

it is the key that fits the lock of everybody's heart.

Christina: Smile!
Anthony: Why?
Christina: because it'll melt people's hearts.

smile by Blackflame619 December 24, 2008