Definitions by Blackflame619

Sham Fucking Wow 

The most intense product you will ever buy.

I JUST BOUGHT 10 SHAM FUCKING WOWS!

Sham Fucking Wow by Blackflame619 February 4, 2009

mandroid

A robotic/cybernetic being that is posing as a human, particularly a man.

Guy: Someone robbed the bank! I think it was Juan!
Girl: No, It was a mandroid pretending to be Juan!

mandroid by Blackflame619 January 31, 2009

JEW 

Acronym for Jimmy Eat World.
See examples:

Hey! You going to that JEW concert?
Yeah I hear there'll be alot of JEW fans.
Dude! I bought the new JEW album! JEW rocks.
Yeah my jewish friend hates JEW. Go figure.

JEW by Blackflame619 January 30, 2009

The Oh Moment 

The moment when you find out one detail about a person that is going to be a deal breaker.

Girl: It's a promise ring, I made a pact to not have sex until I'm married.
Guy 1: Oh.
Guy 2: You've just experienced The Oh Moment.

The Oh Moment by Blackflame619 January 30, 2009

doorstepped 

Coined by Zaboo of The Guild.
Meaning "owned"

Codex: Don't do that.
Zaboo: Ooohhh. Doorstepped.

doorstepped by Blackflame619 January 30, 2009

blainiac 

a person who is obsessed with David Blaine and his tricks. So obsessed the try to be him. Coined on Southpark.

Kid: Hey lets go watch some David Blaine on tv!
President: Get off my lawn you blainiac.

blainiac by Blackflame619 January 18, 2009

619 

When you try to 69, but there's a wall in the way.

I accidentally 619 last night instead of 69. Damn.

619 by Blackflame619 January 16, 2009