Blackflame619's definitions

The Oh Moment

The moment when you find out one detail about a person that is going to be a deal breaker.

Girl: It's a promise ring, I made a pact to not have sex until I'm married.
Guy 1: Oh.
Guy 2: You've just experienced The Oh Moment.

by Blackflame619 January 30, 2009

guiturd

A result of shitting yourself so bad because someone was insanely good at the guitar.

The band yesterday made me guiturd.

I guiturded after band practice.

by Blackflame619 March 13, 2009

JEW

Acronym for Jimmy Eat World.
See examples:

Hey! You going to that JEW concert?
Yeah I hear there'll be alot of JEW fans.
Dude! I bought the new JEW album! JEW rocks.
Yeah my jewish friend hates JEW. Go figure.

by Blackflame619 January 30, 2009

Not a father's day

A holiday for all non-fathers around the world to celebrate being not a father. To celebrate that moment of happiness when your one-night stand says, "I'm not pregnant!"

First Lady: I'm not pregnant!
President: YES, I declare today NOT A FATHER'S DAY! Hooray!!!

by Blackflame619 January 13, 2009

p-dance

Pole Dance

Viewer: I was watching the teen choice awards and I totally saw Miley Cyrus p-dance.
Man: Niceeee.

by Blackflame619 September 13, 2009

Tweet Bomb

When one decides to spam one particular tweet to their followers on twitter.

Especially when making it a Trending Topic.

vdistaulo: I'm going to Tweet Bomb #jkheartvdistaulo.
BlogTVers: We'll make it a Trending Topic.
minutes later...
Twitter: You have exceeded your tweet amount for today. Try again later.

by Blackflame619 September 6, 2009

Sham Fucking Wow

The most intense product you will ever buy.

I JUST BOUGHT 10 SHAM FUCKING WOWS!

by Blackflame619 February 4, 2009