Blackflame619's definitions

Sham Fucking Wow

The most intense product you will ever buy.

I JUST BOUGHT 10 SHAM FUCKING WOWS!

by Blackflame619 February 4, 2009

Dave

means "deal" in latino.
Coined by Dave from Flight of the Conchords.

The D in my name stands for Deal, Dave means deal in latino.

by Blackflame619 February 8, 2009

JEW

Acronym for Jimmy Eat World.
See examples:

Hey! You going to that JEW concert?
Yeah I hear there'll be alot of JEW fans.
Dude! I bought the new JEW album! JEW rocks.
Yeah my jewish friend hates JEW. Go figure.

by Blackflame619 January 30, 2009

guiturd

A result of shitting yourself so bad because someone was insanely good at the guitar.

The band yesterday made me guiturd.

I guiturded after band practice.

by Blackflame619 March 13, 2009

blainiac

a person who is obsessed with David Blaine and his tricks. So obsessed the try to be him. Coined on Southpark.

Kid: Hey lets go watch some David Blaine on tv!
President: Get off my lawn you blainiac.

by Blackflame619 January 18, 2009

lowbat

Shorthand for low battery. Often heard in the Philippines and other fob countries.

I used my cell phone all day and now it's lowbat.

by Blackflame619 June 30, 2009

<B

The reciprocal opposite of <3.
To LOATHE.

Guy: I <B you all!
Girl: <B you too... asshole...

by Blackflame619 January 3, 2009