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Roflolmao

A clever combination of rofl, lol, and lmao!!

=D
Football Stud: Fuck! My fiancée left me for a computer nerd!!

Steven Hawking: ...ROFLOLMAO!!
by Biomenace March 18, 2007
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slap your plastic

To use a credit card impulsively for a purchase. If you have no credit card, then a debit card will do as well. If you are not broke.

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Bud: Dude, harsh, this is total grindage, I got no shrapnel to pay for this chili dog and slurpee man!

Doyle: Woah bro, no worries!! Chill about the chili! Just slap your plastic!!

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(Grindage is used in this context as meaning shitty, rotten, lame, bunk, etc.)
by BioMenace December 10, 2008
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Thespian

The noun causing idiots and retards to think of two girls eating each other's mighty vaginas, when they meet someone professing to be an actor.
Jeffy: Uh, uh, Tina, what are you doing with yourself these days?

Tina: Well, I've taken quite a shine to being a thespian! My roommate Julie turned me on to it!

Jeffy: Well it's good you're not Catholic or Muslim! They really hate that kind of thing, but I'm sure I could help you look for a nice gay bar to hang out in. *nods supportively*

Tina: ...uh...what?!
by BioMenace December 13, 2008
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lol

Meaning, Laugh Out Loud, but has achieved fine subtle nuances of it's own unique personality. For example:

"lol": "I am mildly amused..."

"lol!!": (the original laugh out loud excitement) "HAHA!!"

"LOL": (can be sarcastic) "Ha, yeah, no." /:|

"LOL!!": (this is very similar to other gleeful chatspeak such as lmao (laugh my ass off), and rofl (rolling on floor laughing) "WAAAAAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT THAT IS FUNNY LOL!!!"

**side note: I don't use the phrase rofl as a response to something funny; rather, saying it simply makes me laugh. Try it. Say "rofl rofl rofl!!" phonetically. lol!!
Bobby: Dude, I pissed on my shoe in the bathroom just now... =(

Chett:lol

Bobby: Then I swore and accidentally pissed on the guy next to me... *head in hands*

Chett: lol!!

Bobby: Then he punched my face quite firmly and I collapsed into the urinal whereupon he then peed upon my whole person in totality.

Chett: LOL!!! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL ROFL ROFLMAO!
by Biomenace March 18, 2007
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drop zone

The area directly in front of a urinal in the men's room where there is chronically a little puddle of foul urine. This is caused by the little drops at the beginning and end of the flow that don't make it into the urinal because the guy doesn't want to stick his dick right into the dirty thing. However, the drop zone is an accepted part of the male culture, as is the default three inches from the actual urinal that you must stand in order not to pick up some disease from virtually humping the thing to avoid an addition to the drop zone. (another unfortunate result of standing too close to a urinal is splashback when your piss hits the vertical wall and deflects back at you in a hail of little drops)
"Woah woah, son. Always watch out for the drop zone when you pee in this thing. Keep your legs spread a little and your feet in a slighly outward angle, and you won't step in it."
'Okay, dad.'
by BioMenace November 16, 2006
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bucknutty

To go crazy wild and unfathomably insane!
(this includes but is not limited to a sexual frenzy)

A spawn of drunktardiness, legend says this word was originally created by a drunktard, and widely adopted since then.
Brandon: Aaaaaahahaahaaa... *stumbles* Man you are CRAZY! You are going fucking BUCKNUTTY!! You know what I mean when I say bucknutty, doncha?
Lane: Nope, I really have no clue.
Brandon: Like those COWBOYS, buckin their broncos and BUSTIN THEIR NUTTYS!!! AaAaaahahahhaaaa!!!

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Dave: Holy shit dude, that goth girl from math class is a FREAK in bed. I went totally bucknutty with her. I didn't know I had it in me!!
Kevin: Let me take your picture and frame it.
by BioMenace November 6, 2008
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