BioMenace's definitions
To top/top off:
1. To mount, fuck real fuckin hard, pin down and fuck (dominate - S&M), to be the recipient of any of this.
2. To burn, override, shut down or in any way make a fool of someone else. To out-achieve and out-do someone in effort.
3. The icing on the cake, the last straw, the end-all; where something occurs that hits your breaking point and you go fucking bucknutty.
1. To mount, fuck real fuckin hard, pin down and fuck (dominate - S&M), to be the recipient of any of this.
2. To burn, override, shut down or in any way make a fool of someone else. To out-achieve and out-do someone in effort.
3. The icing on the cake, the last straw, the end-all; where something occurs that hits your breaking point and you go fucking bucknutty.
1. Jamal: Shit dude, I fuckin TOPPED that bitch!
Jeffy: Yeah man, she looked like she was walkin funny this morning. But you shoulda seen the cow I got with last night. She was a fuckin PSYCHOBITCH!! *I* got topped off in a bad way that time.
Jamal: Harsh, dude, you are a pussy!
2. Billy: Hey Bosun, I don't like you looking at my girl, Janie, in that regard. Quit it.
Bosun: Fuck, nigga, I look at her that way cuz I was remembering the countless times I blew my cocksnot in her meathanky! *She* was tellin me how much I topped you, and this burn right *here* fuckin tops you, bitch!
Billy: You are just being not serious and an ass.
Janie: No, it's true.
3. My car broke down, I was fired, I got colorectal cancer, my stocks crashed and now I'm bankrupt, my girlfriend choked on some Jamal's cock and died, and to top it all offI HAVE ERECTILE DISFUNCTION SO I CAN'T EVEN SCREW MYSELF TO SLEEP!!
Jeffy: Yeah man, she looked like she was walkin funny this morning. But you shoulda seen the cow I got with last night. She was a fuckin PSYCHOBITCH!! *I* got topped off in a bad way that time.
Jamal: Harsh, dude, you are a pussy!
2. Billy: Hey Bosun, I don't like you looking at my girl, Janie, in that regard. Quit it.
Bosun: Fuck, nigga, I look at her that way cuz I was remembering the countless times I blew my cocksnot in her meathanky! *She* was tellin me how much I topped you, and this burn right *here* fuckin tops you, bitch!
Billy: You are just being not serious and an ass.
Janie: No, it's true.
3. My car broke down, I was fired, I got colorectal cancer, my stocks crashed and now I'm bankrupt, my girlfriend choked on some Jamal's cock and died, and to top it all offI HAVE ERECTILE DISFUNCTION SO I CAN'T EVEN SCREW MYSELF TO SLEEP!!
by BioMenace November 6, 2008
Get the topmug. Meaning, Laugh Out Loud, but has achieved fine subtle nuances of it's own unique personality. For example:
"lol": "I am mildly amused..."
"lol!!": (the original laugh out loud excitement) "HAHA!!"
"LOL": (can be sarcastic) "Ha, yeah, no." /:|
"LOL!!": (this is very similar to other gleeful chatspeak such as lmao (laugh my ass off), and rofl (rolling on floor laughing) "WAAAAAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT THAT IS FUNNY LOL!!!"
**side note: I don't use the phrase rofl as a response to something funny; rather, saying it simply makes me laugh. Try it. Say "rofl rofl rofl!!" phonetically. lol!!
"lol": "I am mildly amused..."
"lol!!": (the original laugh out loud excitement) "HAHA!!"
"LOL": (can be sarcastic) "Ha, yeah, no." /:|
"LOL!!": (this is very similar to other gleeful chatspeak such as lmao (laugh my ass off), and rofl (rolling on floor laughing) "WAAAAAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT THAT IS FUNNY LOL!!!"
**side note: I don't use the phrase rofl as a response to something funny; rather, saying it simply makes me laugh. Try it. Say "rofl rofl rofl!!" phonetically. lol!!
Bobby: Dude, I pissed on my shoe in the bathroom just now... =(
Chett:lol
Bobby: Then I swore and accidentally pissed on the guy next to me... *head in hands*
Chett: lol!!
Bobby: Then he punched my face quite firmly and I collapsed into the urinal whereupon he then peed upon my whole person in totality.
Chett: LOL!!! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL ROFL ROFLMAO!
Chett:lol
Bobby: Then I swore and accidentally pissed on the guy next to me... *head in hands*
Chett: lol!!
Bobby: Then he punched my face quite firmly and I collapsed into the urinal whereupon he then peed upon my whole person in totality.
Chett: LOL!!! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL ROFL ROFLMAO!
by Biomenace March 18, 2007
Get the lolmug. To go crazy wild and unfathomably insane!
(this includes but is not limited to a sexual frenzy)
A spawn of drunktardiness, legend says this word was originally created by a drunktard, and widely adopted since then.
(this includes but is not limited to a sexual frenzy)
A spawn of drunktardiness, legend says this word was originally created by a drunktard, and widely adopted since then.
Brandon: Aaaaaahahaahaaa... *stumbles* Man you are CRAZY! You are going fucking BUCKNUTTY!! You know what I mean when I say bucknutty, doncha?
Lane: Nope, I really have no clue.
Brandon: Like those COWBOYS, buckin their broncos and BUSTIN THEIR NUTTYS!!! AaAaaahahahhaaaa!!!
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Dave: Holy shit dude, that goth girl from math class is a FREAK in bed. I went totally bucknutty with her. I didn't know I had it in me!!
Kevin: Let me take your picture and frame it.
Lane: Nope, I really have no clue.
Brandon: Like those COWBOYS, buckin their broncos and BUSTIN THEIR NUTTYS!!! AaAaaahahahhaaaa!!!
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Dave: Holy shit dude, that goth girl from math class is a FREAK in bed. I went totally bucknutty with her. I didn't know I had it in me!!
Kevin: Let me take your picture and frame it.
by BioMenace November 7, 2008
Get the bucknuttymug. A superficial enfatuation with a certain member of the celebrated elite, usually overtly sexual.
(see celebrity, celebrities)
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(see celebrity, celebrities)
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Lane: Hello, Brian. I watched the Addams Family Values last night. Did you know that I have a Hollywood Crush on Christina Ricci in that specific movie??
Brian: ...You're twenty-one. Wasn't she twelve in that movie??
Lane: Oh yes.
Brian: ...You're twenty-one. Wasn't she twelve in that movie??
Lane: Oh yes.
by BioMenace December 14, 2008
Get the Hollywood Crushmug. Originated as a colloquialism long long ago, reaffirmed and popularized through references such as the movie Corker with Johhny Knoxville, 'Jeffy' is a literal substitution for retarded.
I need you to buy me a trenchcoat while you are in Russia. In regards to style, you have keen eye for stuff that doesn't look Jeffy right?
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What? You want me to work on my wedding day?! That's absolutely fucking Jeffy, dude.
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Psst, listen to what I call that kid with Down's Syndrome over there.
"Hey Jeffy!"
He just smiled at me...
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Man, you gotta quit drinking; you're acting Jeffy and I'm gonna kick your ass if you keep it up.
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What? You want me to work on my wedding day?! That's absolutely fucking Jeffy, dude.
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Psst, listen to what I call that kid with Down's Syndrome over there.
"Hey Jeffy!"
He just smiled at me...
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Man, you gotta quit drinking; you're acting Jeffy and I'm gonna kick your ass if you keep it up.
by BioMenace November 10, 2008
Get the Jeffymug. To go crazy wild and unfathomably insane!
(this includes but is not limited to a sexual frenzy)
A spawn of drunktardiness, legend says this word was originally created by a drunktard, and widely adopted since then.
(this includes but is not limited to a sexual frenzy)
A spawn of drunktardiness, legend says this word was originally created by a drunktard, and widely adopted since then.
Brandon: Aaaaaahahaahaaa... *stumbles* Man you are CRAZY! You are going fucking BUCKNUTTY!! You know what I mean when I say bucknutty, doncha?
Lane: Nope, I really have no clue.
Brandon: Like those COWBOYS, buckin their broncos and BUSTIN THEIR NUTTYS!!! AaAaaahahahhaaaa!!!
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Dave: Holy shit dude, that goth girl from math class is a FREAK in bed. I went totally bucknutty with her. I didn't know I had it in me!!
Kevin: Let me take your picture and frame it.
Lane: Nope, I really have no clue.
Brandon: Like those COWBOYS, buckin their broncos and BUSTIN THEIR NUTTYS!!! AaAaaahahahhaaaa!!!
---
Dave: Holy shit dude, that goth girl from math class is a FREAK in bed. I went totally bucknutty with her. I didn't know I had it in me!!
Kevin: Let me take your picture and frame it.
by BioMenace November 6, 2008
Get the bucknuttymug.