2 definitions by BingCon10

fondant

similar to an upper-decker, but the fecal matter is applied with precision to the seat itself.

Derek applied an elegant fondant to Kevin's toilet seat, and even added a nice fecal flower flourish.

by BingCon10 May 15, 2010

caulking

to shit on the toilet, between the seat and the base, so the seat is stuck to the base... with poop.

Caulking - Some douchebag caulked my toilet, I sat on it, and poo squished out like a reverse oreo. Double stuffed.

by BingCon10 May 15, 2010