Definitions by Binford

eifel tower 

A sex act in which two guys are giving it to a girl, one from behind and one in the mouth and they exchange a high-five over her, so it looks like the eifel tower.

Dude, she's a total whore, she's been Eifel Towered

eifel tower by Binford August 13, 2003

Hurt 

The quality of being a loser or bad at something. Lame.

You want to come to the party? That is hurt. Stop being such a hurtbag!

Hurt by Binford August 9, 2003

Hurtbag

Loser

Quit being a hurtbag and take some shots!

Hurtbag by Binford August 9, 2003

Douche Nozzle 

Derogatory term used for anyone who is stupid, lame, annoying, or an asshole. See also douchebag and douche.

Why did you kick me in the nuts, you douche nozzle!

Douche Nozzle by Binford August 9, 2003

fist 

Varitation of shaft, but used for extra emphasis in the case of an extremely large shaft. Harsh, unfair treatment. Refers to the pain of having a fist rammed up your ass.

See also double fist

I got a $300 speeding ticket today. That sucks, man, what a fist.

So I got the fist when my boss caught me drinking at work.

fist by Binford August 9, 2003

double fist 

Variation of fist used when the situation is especially painful. Getting two fists at the same time.

So your landlord evicted you? That's really a double fist.

He totaled his car and blew a .23 when the cops came, thus getting the double fist.

double fist by Binford August 9, 2003

Reverse Onion

variation of onion

When an American male hits on foreign women, emphasizing mainly aspects about himself that are uniquely American.

Look at that guy putting the reverse onion on that Australian girl. He's telling her that he's a football playing, army ranger, cowboy.

Reverse Onion by Binford August 9, 2003