Billy's definitions

cock tease

1. A female who is usually significantly more attractive than the man she appears to be with that will flirt with him a lot and get him to spend a lot of money for the prospect of sex, and then abruptly fuck him over (in the figurative sense of course) by never talking to him again and/or dumping the shit out of him via the bulletproof lets be friends method.

Cock teases are typically thought to be the minions of a larger, more evil force.

Random Co-Worker: "So whats going on with you and Stacy?"
Stupid Sucker: "I spent 50 bucks on that cock tease and she won't even return my calls."

by Billy December 31, 2003

Double Dunk

A sexual act where one person deficates into another person's anus, then the reciever then deficates into the original peron's mouth and then eats it.

I want you to give me a double dunk!

by Billy March 7, 2005

persian

someone who is from iran and is cool

check out taht iraj kid, he must be persian

by billy April 28, 2003

strokin the salami

jerking off, masterbation

im gonna go stoke the salami

by Billy November 23, 2002

Lanealdo

A superb young footballing talent - the next ronaldo?

"God what a goal lanealdo has just scored! He really is the next Ronaldo!"

by Billy March 15, 2005

hibashira

Skeevy skeevy and dirty.

That Hibashira sure is skeevy and dirty.

by Billy March 10, 2005

wibbly wobbley

A definition from the North-East of England, descibing a small in stature, plump, scottish middle to old age men. Normally economic immigrant into the North East England.

A Wibbly wobbley is a scottish Umpa Lumpa without the purple face

by Billy June 19, 2006