Definitions by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover

Shall 

A word that exists because "We Will Overcome" doesn't have the same ring to it.

By 'shall,' do you mean 'may' or 'will'?

Shall by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018

jazz 

The greatest American invention.

It's about the notes you *don't* play.

A genre of music few white people can handle.

A revolutionary musical genre birthed in New Orleans in the early 20th Century by black. Jazz arose from the folk and spiritual music traditions of freed slaves in the Mississippi Delta, and is the patriarch of blues, R&B, Rock & Roll, and all contemporary popular music.

You hear a lot of Jazz around Christmastime

jazz by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018

The Constitution 

A magical document that always agrees with you.

You can't charge $14 for movie popcorn because the Constitution says so!

The Constitution by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018

Wonderwall 

(Verb) To wonderwall is to ruin a nice social event with mediocre guitar playing.

Any party that you wonderwall will be your last party.

Wonderwall by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018

Bird Law 

It's not the law of the land, but the law of the sky.

It's not against bird law to shit on your new car.

Bird Law by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018

Kennedy, Anthony

Anthony Kennedy is a Supreme Court Justice who has spent so many years straddling a fence in a robe that his insides have been wholly impaled by a wooden post.

Sorry Doctor, but Kennedy, Anthony has come to the ER again with a fencepost up his ass.

Kennedy, Anthony by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 24, 2018