27 definitions by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover
Someone who fakes polio until there's something better to do.
Also, a character from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory who was bed-ridden until his grandson won a trip to a slave-run chocolate underworld.
Also, a character from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory who was bed-ridden until his grandson won a trip to a slave-run chocolate underworld.
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 12, 2018
(Adjective) Usually caused by drug use, it’s when you’re not sleepwalking but not fully awake either. You’re awake, but you’re acting as if you had no agency and things only happen to you. But also you’re not like a zombie.
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover March 23, 2019
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 12, 2018
A song by a skilled musician trying to make a bad song. The result is a song so bad that it must be genius.
Not to be confused with camp (accidentally bad; ironically good) or parody (a mockery of a good song).
Not to be confused with camp (accidentally bad; ironically good) or parody (a mockery of a good song).
The Rick Roll song is camp.
“Amish Paradise” is a parody song.
“Old Town Road” is an antisong (because only a genius could have made it).
“Amish Paradise” is a parody song.
“Old Town Road” is an antisong (because only a genius could have made it).
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 16, 2019
A Russian Judge is someone who plays favorites under the pretense of objectivity.
Comes from the communist-block winter olympic judges during late Cold War who gave tens in figure-skating to communists and sixes to capitalists.
Comes from the communist-block winter olympic judges during late Cold War who gave tens in figure-skating to communists and sixes to capitalists.
After the skater from Belarus' fatal fall during her tripple-axel, the Russian Judge proudly awarded a 10.
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 14, 2018
The superior form of poker: each player is dealt 2 cards, face down. A round of betting ensues. Then 3 cards are dealt in the middle of the table, face up. Bet. Another card in the middle. Bet. Again. Bet. Your hand is not required to include the initial facedown cards and standard poker rules apply.
If a winner fails to shout “yee-haw” before grabbing her chips, she mist shout 5 “the starts at night are big and bright,” each followed by 5 short claps of the hands and a joyous “DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!”
Anyone who forgets the Alamo must be shot.
If a winner fails to shout “yee-haw” before grabbing her chips, she mist shout 5 “the starts at night are big and bright,” each followed by 5 short claps of the hands and a joyous “DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!”
Anyone who forgets the Alamo must be shot.
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 16, 2019