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when you’re thinking about something, and it makes you forget to talk.
Mouth open, he zoned-out to think about bonobos as his bitch of a wife continued to whine about the croutons at the salad bar at the restaurant that SHE chose on YOUR birthday.
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 16, 2019
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A rhetorical technique used (often by a neurotic undergraduate a with a Yoko Ono tattoo) to deny the existence of irrefutable fact. But this is not its original meaning:

Properly understood, a social construct is a thing that emerges as a result of social interaction. For instance, the price of gold is a social construct—it emerges from the market for gold as an approximation of how society presently values gold in relation to another asset, usually currency.

Social constructs are no less "real" than the price of gold is "real." It's not as real as gold itself, but it's pretty damn real.
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 14, 2019
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An academic field created out of thin air and built on a foundation of bullshit. It recruits unsocialized, lesbian undergraduates and teaches them the proper technique for blaming all of their real and imaginary problems on a hypothetical, ancient, patriarchal conspiracy.
Gender Studies should be a fascinating subject but it’s only studied by insane people.
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover March 24, 2019
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Anthony Kennedy is a Supreme Court Justice who has spent so many years straddling a fence in a robe that his insides have been wholly impaled by a wooden post.
Sorry Doctor, but Kennedy, Anthony has come to the ER again with a fencepost up his ass.
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 9, 2018
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