Bill Abnovsky's definitions
" Dude, you don't have to pay her, she's a whore "
" That's like his tenth girlfriend this month, man he's a whore "
" She's not a whore. She cost me fifty bucks "
" Damn he's such a whore "
" That's like his tenth girlfriend this month, man he's a whore "
" She's not a whore. She cost me fifty bucks "
" Damn he's such a whore "
by Bill Abnovsky November 13, 2006
Get the whoremug. The 2nd smallest nation in Europe, after the Vatican.
It is found North East of Switzerland.
It has a population of 35,000 people.
It has a joint border with Switzerland and used the Swiss Franc as currency.
Liechtenstein is a constitutional monarchy, its ruler is Prince Hans-Adam II, Prince of Liechtenstein.
If you ever visit Liechtenstein, to get the nation's stamp you'll have to pay 5 Francs. It's a very nice well outlined crown.
The GDP Per Capita ( average income per person ) is 25,000 which is 26th in the world, the people are pretty well off.
Liechtenstein is worth $825 million
Liechtenstein's main export is jam and fake teeth. The reason why is because Liechtenstein has very few exports, and by few I mean countable on by the fingers on your hands.
Liechtenstein has only one sport it's fairly good at, european football ( soccer ). The team that wins The Liechtenstein Cup becomes the National team every year ( there are usually 4 teams vying for the opportunity ). The National team then gets to play in the Swiss League.
The largest victory the National team ever had was against Luxembourg when they won 4-0. Their worst defeat was against Macedonia 11-1. Liechtenstein has won 9 Olympic Medals in Downhill Skiing, with 9 Olympic Medals, Liechtenstein has won the most Olympic Medals Per Capita to date. Liechtenstein's greatest sports achievement was when Hanni Wenzel won two gold medals and one silver in the 1980 Winter Olympics for downhill skiing events.
Liechtenstein is 40 km in length from south to north, so if you drive at 100 km/h ( 62 Miles ) you should go through it in under 25 minutes.
It is found North East of Switzerland.
It has a population of 35,000 people.
It has a joint border with Switzerland and used the Swiss Franc as currency.
Liechtenstein is a constitutional monarchy, its ruler is Prince Hans-Adam II, Prince of Liechtenstein.
If you ever visit Liechtenstein, to get the nation's stamp you'll have to pay 5 Francs. It's a very nice well outlined crown.
The GDP Per Capita ( average income per person ) is 25,000 which is 26th in the world, the people are pretty well off.
Liechtenstein is worth $825 million
Liechtenstein's main export is jam and fake teeth. The reason why is because Liechtenstein has very few exports, and by few I mean countable on by the fingers on your hands.
Liechtenstein has only one sport it's fairly good at, european football ( soccer ). The team that wins The Liechtenstein Cup becomes the National team every year ( there are usually 4 teams vying for the opportunity ). The National team then gets to play in the Swiss League.
The largest victory the National team ever had was against Luxembourg when they won 4-0. Their worst defeat was against Macedonia 11-1. Liechtenstein has won 9 Olympic Medals in Downhill Skiing, with 9 Olympic Medals, Liechtenstein has won the most Olympic Medals Per Capita to date. Liechtenstein's greatest sports achievement was when Hanni Wenzel won two gold medals and one silver in the 1980 Winter Olympics for downhill skiing events.
Liechtenstein is 40 km in length from south to north, so if you drive at 100 km/h ( 62 Miles ) you should go through it in under 25 minutes.
" Ever heard of Liechtenstein? "
" I'm the Soccer Champion of Liechtenstein! "
" I'm well known in Liechtenstein "
" I'm the greatest basketball player in Liechtenstein "
" I'm the Soccer Champion of Liechtenstein! "
" I'm well known in Liechtenstein "
" I'm the greatest basketball player in Liechtenstein "
by Bill Abnovsky August 19, 2006
Get the Liechtensteinmug. A reference to one of the following:
1. An individual who is extremely careful with money
2. An individual who is easy to have sex with
3. An individual who uses the same tactic/tactics to win
4. An object that is worth very little
1. An individual who is extremely careful with money
2. An individual who is easy to have sex with
3. An individual who uses the same tactic/tactics to win
4. An object that is worth very little
1. " That guy's cheap "
2. " She's real cheap " or " He's real cheap "
3. " You're cheap! " " Man, that's cheap "
4. " Those jeans are cheap! "
2. " She's real cheap " or " He's real cheap "
3. " You're cheap! " " Man, that's cheap "
4. " Those jeans are cheap! "
by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006
Get the cheapmug. Depending on the size of the text and book, in most cases it numbers 1200-1500 pages. It has 15 parts to it and over a hundred chapters. Have a good time reading it.
Or, you could always watch the 6hr+ Russian made film that cost 100 Million USD to make, in 1968, the most expensive film of all time, it would cost near 600 Million to make today.
Or, you could always watch the 6hr+ Russian made film that cost 100 Million USD to make, in 1968, the most expensive film of all time, it would cost near 600 Million to make today.
" How about you read War and Peace "
" Go read War and Peace and leave me alone "
" I'd rather read War and Peace "
" It took me a year but I finally got through reading War and Peace "
" Go read War and Peace and leave me alone "
" I'd rather read War and Peace "
" It took me a year but I finally got through reading War and Peace "
by Bill Abnovsky August 19, 2006
Get the war and peacemug. Has 3 meanings:
1. Clear alcoholic beverage made from fermented grain or potatoes
2. Water in Russia, since most water found in russia that is not frozen is hazordous to your health and may be fatal
3. God in Russia, the Russian God, or, the God of the Russian people, or perhaps just the poor bums on the streets of Russia
1. Clear alcoholic beverage made from fermented grain or potatoes
2. Water in Russia, since most water found in russia that is not frozen is hazordous to your health and may be fatal
3. God in Russia, the Russian God, or, the God of the Russian people, or perhaps just the poor bums on the streets of Russia
by Bill Abnovsky August 19, 2006
Get the vodkamug. A one year old infant with a high I.Q. and unfathomable intelligence for a child. His plans include killing his mother, Lois, and world domination.
He also likes to be called Snake Griffin.
He also likes to be called Snake Griffin.
by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006
Get the Stewie Griffinmug. Possibly the greatest actor of all time in Western culture.
Has won only one Academy Award, the following list is the films he should have won an Oscar for:
The Godfather
Serpico
The Godfather Part II
Dog Day Afternoon
...And Justice for All
Scarface
Carlito's Way
Should have gotten a nom for The Devil's Advocate and Heat.
Now, the following is a list of actors who won instead of Pacino and their films:
Joel Grey for Cabaret ( Give me a break )
Jack Lemmon for Save The Tiger ( Stewie Griffin Laugh )
Art Carney for Harry and Tonto ( A man and his cat....WTF? )
Jack Nicholson for One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest ( understandable )
Dustin Hoffman for Kramer vs Kramer ( AHAHAHAHA, BS! )
Robert Duvall for Tender Mercies ( This beat Scarface...how? )
Tom Hanks for Philadelphia ( Right.....yeaaaaaah )
There's only one word to describe Pacino's lack of Academy Awards, Pure Hollywood Bullshit.
Has won only one Academy Award, the following list is the films he should have won an Oscar for:
The Godfather
Serpico
The Godfather Part II
Dog Day Afternoon
...And Justice for All
Scarface
Carlito's Way
Should have gotten a nom for The Devil's Advocate and Heat.
Now, the following is a list of actors who won instead of Pacino and their films:
Joel Grey for Cabaret ( Give me a break )
Jack Lemmon for Save The Tiger ( Stewie Griffin Laugh )
Art Carney for Harry and Tonto ( A man and his cat....WTF? )
Jack Nicholson for One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest ( understandable )
Dustin Hoffman for Kramer vs Kramer ( AHAHAHAHA, BS! )
Robert Duvall for Tender Mercies ( This beat Scarface...how? )
Tom Hanks for Philadelphia ( Right.....yeaaaaaah )
There's only one word to describe Pacino's lack of Academy Awards, Pure Hollywood Bullshit.
" Al Pacino Is The Greatest Actor Who Ever Lived! "
" Pacino kicks the crap out of everybody "
" Pacino has managed to perfect the role of an Honest Cop, a Gangster, a Lawyer with a conscience, a Drug Lord, A Theif and a Mafia Boss. For this, he deserves respect, a shit load of respect. "
" Pacino kicks the crap out of everybody "
" Pacino has managed to perfect the role of an Honest Cop, a Gangster, a Lawyer with a conscience, a Drug Lord, A Theif and a Mafia Boss. For this, he deserves respect, a shit load of respect. "
by Bill Abnovsky August 26, 2006
Get the Al Pacinomug.