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vodka

Has 3 meanings:

1. Clear alcoholic beverage made from fermented grain or potatoes

2. Water in Russia, since most water found in russia that is not frozen is hazordous to your health and may be fatal

3. God in Russia, the Russian God, or, the God of the Russian people, or perhaps just the poor bums on the streets of Russia
" Let's have some vodka! "

" Vodka is life, he looks like he needs it "

" All hail vodka! "
by Bill Abnovsky August 19, 2006
mugGet the vodkamug.

whore

An individual who has sex with many people, usually for free.
" Dude, you don't have to pay her, she's a whore "

" That's like his tenth girlfriend this month, man he's a whore "

" She's not a whore. She cost me fifty bucks "

" Damn he's such a whore "
by Bill Abnovsky November 13, 2006
mugGet the whoremug.

Liechtenstein

The 2nd smallest nation in Europe, after the Vatican.
It is found North East of Switzerland.
It has a population of 35,000 people.
It has a joint border with Switzerland and used the Swiss Franc as currency.

Liechtenstein is a constitutional monarchy, its ruler is Prince Hans-Adam II, Prince of Liechtenstein.

If you ever visit Liechtenstein, to get the nation's stamp you'll have to pay 5 Francs. It's a very nice well outlined crown.

The GDP Per Capita ( average income per person ) is 25,000 which is 26th in the world, the people are pretty well off.

Liechtenstein is worth $825 million

Liechtenstein's main export is jam and fake teeth. The reason why is because Liechtenstein has very few exports, and by few I mean countable on by the fingers on your hands.

Liechtenstein has only one sport it's fairly good at, european football ( soccer ). The team that wins The Liechtenstein Cup becomes the National team every year ( there are usually 4 teams vying for the opportunity ). The National team then gets to play in the Swiss League.
The largest victory the National team ever had was against Luxembourg when they won 4-0. Their worst defeat was against Macedonia 11-1. Liechtenstein has won 9 Olympic Medals in Downhill Skiing, with 9 Olympic Medals, Liechtenstein has won the most Olympic Medals Per Capita to date. Liechtenstein's greatest sports achievement was when Hanni Wenzel won two gold medals and one silver in the 1980 Winter Olympics for downhill skiing events.

Liechtenstein is 40 km in length from south to north, so if you drive at 100 km/h ( 62 Miles ) you should go through it in under 25 minutes.
" Ever heard of Liechtenstein? "

" I'm the Soccer Champion of Liechtenstein! "

" I'm well known in Liechtenstein "

" I'm the greatest basketball player in Liechtenstein "
by Bill Abnovsky August 19, 2006
mugGet the Liechtensteinmug.

triple anal

Three penises or objects that exemplify penises, such as dildos, in one anus.

It is physically possible to achieve naturally ( without the use of toys ) but has rarely been attempted in pornography, certainly not in the mainstream.

However, triple anal penetration with the use of two penises and one dildo has been done, notably by female porn star Sandra Romain, twice.
Cindy tried triple anal with her boyfriend and two dildos

Samantha had Frank and Derek sexually penetrate her anus at the same time, and also added a dildo into the mix

Somehow, some way, Jessica got three men to fit their erect penises into her anus all at once.
by Bill Abnovsky July 3, 2008
mugGet the triple analmug.

John Wayne Gacy

A Pschycopath.

Who deserved to be shot in the head.
" John Wayne Gacy died by lethal injection, after his head was bashed wide open by a dozen police officers who he tried to entertain as a clown. "
by Bill Abnovsky August 26, 2006
mugGet the John Wayne Gacymug.

hippie

A reference to one of the following:

1. Lazy Ass
2. Pothead
3. Failure who spends his time talking about nonsense and contributes nothing to society.
" You damn Hippie! "

" That man's a hippie "

" Get the hell out of my house you damn hippie! "
by Bill Abnovsky August 26, 2006
mugGet the hippiemug.

back door lovin

Usually a reference to anal sex. Back door, as in the bottom posterior of an individual ( ass ). The door, a reference to an opening. The shortened " loving " term used to create a specific tone refering to sex.
" I'm going in for some back door lovin tonight "

" I got me some back door loving last night "
by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006
mugGet the back door lovinmug.

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