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vodka

Has 3 meanings:

1. Clear alcoholic beverage made from fermented grain or potatoes

2. Water in Russia, since most water found in russia that is not frozen is hazordous to your health and may be fatal

3. God in Russia, the Russian God, or, the God of the Russian people, or perhaps just the poor bums on the streets of Russia
" Let's have some vodka! "

" Vodka is life, he looks like he needs it "

" All hail vodka! "
by Bill Abnovsky August 19, 2006
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karl marx

A secluded individual who had few friends if any, shunned by his family, and society, and who died decades before anyone took him seriously.
" Karl Marx was my friend "

" Was he your best friend? "

" No, I was his "

" Wow, how sad "

" Hey! Shutup....although he did grab tight on my leg everytime I told him I had to go. "
by Bill Abnovsky August 26, 2006
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robot monster

A 1950s film nominated on many occasions as the worst film ever.

It was originally made to be a horror film where the monster is a gorrila who wears an old style scuba diving helmet because it's head is a skull, though in the movie it's because it can't breathe on earth.
" Have you seen Robot Monster? It's horrible! "

" He looks like the robot monster "
by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006
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war and peace

Depending on the size of the text and book, in most cases it numbers 1200-1500 pages. It has 15 parts to it and over a hundred chapters. Have a good time reading it.

Or, you could always watch the 6hr+ Russian made film that cost 100 Million USD to make, in 1968, the most expensive film of all time, it would cost near 600 Million to make today.
" How about you read War and Peace "

" Go read War and Peace and leave me alone "

" I'd rather read War and Peace "

" It took me a year but I finally got through reading War and Peace "
by Bill Abnovsky August 19, 2006
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cheap

A reference to one of the following:

1. An individual who is extremely careful with money
2. An individual who is easy to have sex with
3. An individual who uses the same tactic/tactics to win
4. An object that is worth very little
1. " That guy's cheap "
2. " She's real cheap " or " He's real cheap "
3. " You're cheap! " " Man, that's cheap "
4. " Those jeans are cheap! "
by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006
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Fivesome

Usually when four of the same gender have sexual intercourse at the same time with one of the opposite gender.

A fivesome can hypothetically be achieved with four men and one woman, two men having sexual intercourse, vaginal and anal, one man having mammary sex ( penis between the breasts ) and one man receiving an upside down blowjob.
" I had a fivesome the other night "

" You can tell that girl's been in a fivesome "

" Do you know a girl who would go for a fivesome? "
by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006
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whore

An individual who has sex with many people, usually for free.
" Dude, you don't have to pay her, she's a whore "

" That's like his tenth girlfriend this month, man he's a whore "

" She's not a whore. She cost me fifty bucks "

" Damn he's such a whore "
by Bill Abnovsky November 13, 2006
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