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Stewie Griffin

A one year old infant with a high I.Q. and unfathomable intelligence for a child. His plans include killing his mother, Lois, and world domination.

He also likes to be called Snake Griffin.
" My name is Stewart Gilligan Griffin! "

" Stewie Griffin, did you unhook mommy's bra? "
by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006
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robot monster

A 1950s film nominated on many occasions as the worst film ever.

It was originally made to be a horror film where the monster is a gorrila who wears an old style scuba diving helmet because it's head is a skull, though in the movie it's because it can't breathe on earth.
" Have you seen Robot Monster? It's horrible! "

" He looks like the robot monster "
by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006
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cheap

A reference to one of the following:

1. An individual who is extremely careful with money
2. An individual who is easy to have sex with
3. An individual who uses the same tactic/tactics to win
4. An object that is worth very little
1. " That guy's cheap "
2. " She's real cheap " or " He's real cheap "
3. " You're cheap! " " Man, that's cheap "
4. " Those jeans are cheap! "
by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006
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fascist

A supporter of the extreme right-wing political belief system and/or government.
" Watch what you say now, he's a Fascist "

" Spain was a Fascist nation from 1936 until 1975 "
by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006
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Liechtenstein

The 2nd smallest nation in Europe, after the Vatican.
It is found North East of Switzerland.
It has a population of 35,000 people.
It has a joint border with Switzerland and used the Swiss Franc as currency.

Liechtenstein is a constitutional monarchy, its ruler is Prince Hans-Adam II, Prince of Liechtenstein.

If you ever visit Liechtenstein, to get the nation's stamp you'll have to pay 5 Francs. It's a very nice well outlined crown.

The GDP Per Capita ( average income per person ) is 25,000 which is 26th in the world, the people are pretty well off.

Liechtenstein is worth $825 million

Liechtenstein's main export is jam and fake teeth. The reason why is because Liechtenstein has very few exports, and by few I mean countable on by the fingers on your hands.

Liechtenstein has only one sport it's fairly good at, european football ( soccer ). The team that wins The Liechtenstein Cup becomes the National team every year ( there are usually 4 teams vying for the opportunity ). The National team then gets to play in the Swiss League.
The largest victory the National team ever had was against Luxembourg when they won 4-0. Their worst defeat was against Macedonia 11-1. Liechtenstein has won 9 Olympic Medals in Downhill Skiing, with 9 Olympic Medals, Liechtenstein has won the most Olympic Medals Per Capita to date. Liechtenstein's greatest sports achievement was when Hanni Wenzel won two gold medals and one silver in the 1980 Winter Olympics for downhill skiing events.

Liechtenstein is 40 km in length from south to north, so if you drive at 100 km/h ( 62 Miles ) you should go through it in under 25 minutes.
" Ever heard of Liechtenstein? "

" I'm the Soccer Champion of Liechtenstein! "

" I'm well known in Liechtenstein "

" I'm the greatest basketball player in Liechtenstein "
by Bill Abnovsky August 19, 2006
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Teri Harrison

An extremely hot blonde born in 1981.

Playboy Playmate of the Month October 2002.

Is of German and Japanese ancestry.

Former Hooters restaurant employee.
" I wish I could go home to Teri Harrison every night "

" Teri Harrison is the hottest woman alive! "

" I'd do Teri Harrison in a heartbeat, maybe less "
by Bill Abnovsky August 19, 2006
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Detroit Red Wings

Ten Time Stanley Cup Champion:

1936-37
1943
1950
1952
1954-55
1997-98
2002

A team that is well known for the " feast or famine " persona.

Has lost to the Western Conference Champion three times in a row:

Anaheim Mighty Ducks, 2003, Calgary Flames, 2004, Edmonton Oilers, 2006
All three times before reaching the 3rd Round.

The Red Wings have gone on to win the Stanley Cup every time since 1997 after reaching the Conference Finals.

Always a great Stanley Cup Contender.
" Go Wings Go! "

" The Detroit Red Wings are going to kill Colorado "
by Bill Abnovsky August 19, 2006
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