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Fivesome

Usually when four of the same gender have sexual intercourse at the same time with one of the opposite gender.

A fivesome can hypothetically be achieved with four men and one woman, two men having sexual intercourse, vaginal and anal, one man having mammary sex ( penis between the breasts ) and one man receiving an upside down blowjob.
" I had a fivesome the other night "

" You can tell that girl's been in a fivesome "

" Do you know a girl who would go for a fivesome? "
by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006
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triple anal

Three penises or objects that exemplify penises, such as dildos, in one anus.

It is physically possible to achieve naturally ( without the use of toys ) but has rarely been attempted in pornography, certainly not in the mainstream.

However, triple anal penetration with the use of two penises and one dildo has been done, notably by female porn star Sandra Romain, twice.
Cindy tried triple anal with her boyfriend and two dildos

Samantha had Frank and Derek sexually penetrate her anus at the same time, and also added a dildo into the mix

Somehow, some way, Jessica got three men to fit their erect penises into her anus all at once.
by Bill Abnovsky July 3, 2008
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John Wayne Gacy

A Pschycopath.

Who deserved to be shot in the head.
" John Wayne Gacy died by lethal injection, after his head was bashed wide open by a dozen police officers who he tried to entertain as a clown. "
by Bill Abnovsky August 26, 2006
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Rocky V

The former last installment of the Rocky Balboa film franchise.

Released in 1990 the film was a massive financial and critical failure.

It begins closely after the end of Rocky IV.There were several reasons why the film failed:

1. Rocky Balboa's son clearly ages significantly from the last film, this was due to Stallone wanting to cast his son in the film who by 1990 was 14, 13 during filming, whereas Rocky's son in the film is 8 in the previous film.

2. Rocky loses his money because of his crook accountant and has to move back to his brother in law's house in downtown Philadelphia. Many fans saw this as a horrible twist in the underdog story that had dominated the series plot line.

3. Rocky is discovered to have suffered brain damage, forcing him to retire.

4. Rocky becomes a manager to a boxer who later betrays him, it is seen as lackluster because Rocky, the fighter has very little place in the film.

5. In the finale where Rocky actually fights his trained pupil, he takes serious blows, but wins and survives. In the original script, Rocky was intended to die after winning the fight, since this did not happen, coupled with his financial downfall many fans viewed the whole story to be pointless.

The film being ridiculed and classified as one of the worst films ever made period prompted Stallone to direct yet another sequel entitled Rocky Balboa released in 2006, which more or less ignored Rocky V except Balboa's financial loss. Since this new last installment was a critical and financial success, many fans and critics suggested forgetting about Rocky V entirely, much like Friday The 13th Part V, which was considered a horrible film in that franchise and was more or less remade in the subsequent sequel prompting fans to forget that film.
" Did you see Rocky V? "

" No, I saw Rocky I-IV and skipped V, went to see the sixth one yesterday though "

" Oh yeah, that was a good one "
by Bill Abnovsky July 3, 2008
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T-1000

Played by Robert Patrick in Terminator 2: Judgement Day.

A liquid metal Terminator.
" The T-1000 is coming! "

" What is it? "
" The T-1000 "
by Bill Abnovsky August 19, 2006
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DVDA

Short form for Double Vaginal Penetration and Double Anal Penetration.

This act has been deemed impossible to accomplish with four men and one woman. It can hypothetically be achieved by using sex toys such as a dildo. Hypothetically it can be achieved with 3 men and one sex toy.
" Hey do you want to come over tonight to try and pull off a DVDA with my girl? "

" That girl's so loose she could take a DVDA "

" Want to try a DVDA with me and my friends? "
by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006
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Stewie Griffin

A one year old infant with a high I.Q. and unfathomable intelligence for a child. His plans include killing his mother, Lois, and world domination.

He also likes to be called Snake Griffin.
" My name is Stewart Gilligan Griffin! "

" Stewie Griffin, did you unhook mommy's bra? "
by Bill Abnovsky August 18, 2006
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