Definitions by BilboBaggins

Quike 

when something's crazy/turnt or when someone looks fine af

This party is quike
or

Daaayummm that girl can work. she quiking it

Quike by BILBOBAGGINS August 22, 2016

Prime-time

When something is hella dope/ on point

That Cavs game was prime-time, did you see Irving?

Prime-time by BILBOBAGGINS November 29, 2015

Shitting Rainbows 

Someone who has such extraordinary luck that if they were to defecate a beautiful rainbow would come out of their anus rather than faeces.

"Went into town with Jim last night, he ended up shagging a 10/10er and won £100 on a scratchcard"! "Lucky bastard is shitting rainbows".

Shitting Rainbows by Bilbobaggins March 26, 2013

Sebi 

A bitch of a guy who will make you fall in love then screw you over.

Sebi makes you think he loves you and you're hoping he'll ask you out and suddenly he turns into the world's biggest douche and won't even talk to you anymore.

Sebi by BILBOBAGGINS October 1, 2012

ISABELLE 

so cool and such a WEIRDO!!! She is by far the weirdest, most perverted person in the world! SHE'LL DO ANYTHING TO GET INTO YOUR PANTS!

Me: HEY ISABELLE

isABELLE (hisses): hello my little Siamese cat!

Me: hey

Isabelle: All part of the plan

ISABELLE by BILBOBAGGINS October 1, 2012

Legolas Greenleaf 

Two words, the sound of which can make any female LotR fan (and some male ones) almost reach orgasm. Or, if the person is a wagner, they will reach orgasm. Several times.

Man: So let's have sex. Woman: I have a headache. Man: Legolas Greenleaf. Woman: OOOOOOoooooo! Hey hunny, I'll be right back. I need to, um, go to the bathroom.

Legolas Greenleaf by BilboBaggins January 9, 2004

woodwinds 

Fags who aren't cool enough to play brass instruments. Also, the air that moves across your cock when a chick is giving you that oh-so-special present.

1) We're the woodwind section! We're unimportant fags! 2) I felt the woodwinds on my balls last night.

woodwinds by BilboBaggins January 8, 2004