BilboBaggins's definitions

ISABELLE

so cool and such a WEIRDO!!! She is by far the weirdest, most perverted person in the world! SHE'LL DO ANYTHING TO GET INTO YOUR PANTS!

Me: HEY ISABELLE

isABELLE (hisses): hello my little Siamese cat!

Me: hey

Isabelle: All part of the plan

by BILBOBAGGINS October 1, 2012

Legolas Greenleaf

Two words, the sound of which can make any female LotR fan (and some male ones) almost reach orgasm. Or, if the person is a wagner, they will reach orgasm. Several times.

Man: So let's have sex. Woman: I have a headache. Man: Legolas Greenleaf. Woman: OOOOOOoooooo! Hey hunny, I'll be right back. I need to, um, go to the bathroom.

by BilboBaggins January 9, 2004

arabian sandgoggles

When the scrotum of a man is placed upon the face of another person in such a way that the testes of the man placing his scrotum on the face cover the eyes of the recipient of the sandgoggles. From this position, a hot carl becomes very easy to enact.

Dude, I couldn't see the shit coming because arabian sandgoggles were blocking my entire view!

by BilboBaggins January 8, 2004

Quike

when something's crazy/turnt or when someone looks fine af

This party is quike
or

Daaayummm that girl can work. she quiking it

by BILBOBAGGINS August 22, 2016

Sebi

A bitch of a guy who will make you fall in love then screw you over.

Sebi makes you think he loves you and you're hoping he'll ask you out and suddenly he turns into the world's biggest douche and won't even talk to you anymore.

by BILBOBAGGINS October 1, 2012

Shitting Rainbows

Someone who has such extraordinary luck that if they were to defecate a beautiful rainbow would come out of their anus rather than faeces.

"Went into town with Jim last night, he ended up shagging a 10/10er and won £100 on a scratchcard"! "Lucky bastard is shitting rainbows".

by Bilbobaggins March 26, 2013

Prime-time

When something is hella dope/ on point

That Cavs game was prime-time, did you see Irving?

by BILBOBAGGINS November 29, 2015