Big Tom's definitions

floorboard

To press a gas pedal all the way down and crank a flooded engine.

Okay, Bill, you ended up flooding the truck. You better floorboard it.

by Big Tom September 19, 2006

Grandiginous oof

The epiphany of having committed an, oof (a failure) in any given situation.

Jared: “bro, I’m so sorry but I just dropped your blunt and now it’s fucked.”
Tom: “are you kidding me!? Bro that’s a grandiginous oof.”

by Big Tom December 24, 2018

Police stop

how a cop stops at a stop sign by having his foot over the brake as he rolls through the stop sign.

That cop did a police stop.

by Big Tom April 7, 2009

burn-butting

To park a vehicle by backin into the parking space.

Look at the redneck over there burn-butting his pickup truck.

by Big Tom September 18, 2005

hinged hair

When a guy who is balding tries to comb his hair over the bald area and then it flips up when the wind hits it.

Oh look at the guy there with the hinged hair. He is walking backward, but his hair still flips over.

by Big Tom August 9, 2006

flooded out

When a car will not start unless you give a long and hard 5 minute non-stop crank.

Oh my, that lady's car is flooded out!!!!!!

by Big Tom September 3, 2005

horror movie crank

The long cranking of a car that is trying to start in a horror movie. Usually by a teen girl in a tight skirt and high heels. she usually floods the engine.

The monster was nearly so the girl gave her car a "horror movie crank".

by Big Tom December 29, 2004