24 definitions by Big Tom

Riding Honky

When a black person rides in the back seat of a two-door car

Look at that black dude riding honky.

by Big Tom May 12, 2005

he fell

What people tell the police when a child rapist is caught by the neighbors. After he got the living crap beat out of him.

Police Officer: Why is the suspect all bloodied and appears to have been seriously injured?

Citizen: I guess he fell, officer. In fact, he fell several times.

Police Officer: Oh okay.

by Big Tom September 5, 2007

hinged hair

When a guy who is balding tries to comb his hair over the bald area and then it flips up when the wind hits it.

Oh look at the guy there with the hinged hair. He is walking backward, but his hair still flips over.

by Big Tom August 10, 2006

Horse

To lift something really heavy. Usually done by two or more people

Okay, guys, we need to horse this washing machine into the back of the truck. One two three lift!!!!!!

by Big Tom October 5, 2005

Tinted

When a road curves very slightly

Okay, Mike, the road is tinted after the brown house on your right.

by Big Tom May 19, 2005

Grandiginous oof

The epiphany of having committed an, oof (a failure) in any given situation.

Jared: “bro, I’m so sorry but I just dropped your blunt and now it’s fucked.”
Tom: “are you kidding me!? Bro that’s a grandiginous oof.”

by Big Tom December 24, 2018

cup of coffee

When a baseball player is in the Major Leagues for a very short time.

Chuck Goggin was a pretty good player, but he only had a cup of coffee for the Red Sox.

by Big Tom August 19, 2005