Big Thor's definitions

ringing the bell

Stimulating the ball shaped thing deep inside a woman's vagina. You gotta have long fingers to do it.

"Last night I was ringing the bell for my girlfriend and she sprayed all over my futon. It was awesome!"

by Big Thor April 20, 2009

auto-twat

Definition #1: automatically tweeting through various social networks

Defiinition #2: A girl that you can fuck for hours and hours without stopping.

Definition #1: I set up my Facebook page so when I post something, it auto twats.

Defiinition #2: Hey Dave you were right about that girl, I brought her home last night and she was on auto-twat for like 4 hours.

by Big Thor December 13, 2012

dual fellatio

Two girls, one dick.

"I wanna get going, I got two girls who want to dual fellatio me."

by Big Thor September 6, 2009

pussy intake

an oxymoron referring to the physical amount of vagina one man can handle in a single night.

"If you get rid of those pet rats, you could be getting a lot more pussy intake man."

by Big Thor April 14, 2009

Scopieophobic

The fear of shooting a gun with a scope and getting hit in the eye.

"The last time George shot a rifle, it kicked back and hit him in the eye. Now he's a total scopieophobic.

by Big Thor February 5, 2015

winkie

a penis of extremely small size.

"Your brother's winkie looks like my pinky!"

by Big Thor April 22, 2009

aeromatic woody

A god-like erection that should not go ignored.

"I got an aeromatic woody when your mom walked into the room."

by Big Thor December 18, 2009