Big Thor's definitions

Scopieophobic

The fear of shooting a gun with a scope and getting hit in the eye.

"The last time George shot a rifle, it kicked back and hit him in the eye. Now he's a total scopieophobic.

by Big Thor February 5, 2015

pussy intake

an oxymoron referring to the physical amount of vagina one man can handle in a single night.

"If you get rid of those pet rats, you could be getting a lot more pussy intake man."

by Big Thor April 14, 2009

BFF

Butt Fucking Fan

This is Brian. He's gay.

Brian: I'm a BFF.

by Big Thor December 6, 2009

ringing the bell

Stimulating the ball shaped thing deep inside a woman's vagina. You gotta have long fingers to do it.

"Last night I was ringing the bell for my girlfriend and she sprayed all over my futon. It was awesome!"

by Big Thor April 20, 2009

aeromatic woody

A god-like erection that should not go ignored.

"I got an aeromatic woody when your mom walked into the room."

by Big Thor December 18, 2009

winkie

a penis of extremely small size.

"Your brother's winkie looks like my pinky!"

by Big Thor April 22, 2009

Farvophobic

A former long time fan of Brett Farve (typically a Packers fan) who has a fear of watching him play on the Vikings - and enjoy it.

Variations:
Farvophobia

"The only game on right now is the Vikings."

"No way! Turn that off. I'm not watching the damn Vikings!"

"Why are you Farvophobic?"

by Big Thor December 6, 2009