Big Steve's definitions

cardsharp

A person who cheats at cards. Abreviated from cardsharper. Not someone who is good at cards, but someone who cheats. (Probably derived from the act of cheating by secretly scratching or marking cards during play with a sharp, hidden instrument.)

Idiots say "card shark."

by Big Steve August 10, 2004

baby digger

A woman who desires a man for no purpose other than to have him impregnate her so that she can have a baby. Just like a gold digger, but for a baby instead of for money.

She's 40, never married or pregnant, reads books about baby care, aleady bought her future imaginary baby a rattle, and says that she wants to have a baby NOW and it can be with me or with any other guy but it has to be NOW. I think she might qualify as a baby digger.

by Big Steve April 3, 2008

wraparound

During homosexual anal intercourse, the stimulation or manipulation of the catcher's penis by the pitcher hand or hands.

He was such an ass; he wouldn't even provide the benefits of wraparound.

by Big Steve September 3, 2003

don't tase me bro

Something that you might say to the police before getting tased, whether or not you are already subdued and under police control. (From statement made by University of Florida student Andrew Meyer during a September 17, 2007, question and answer session with United States Senator John Kerry.)

"What did I do? What did I do? Help me! Don't tase me bro!" <zap>

by Big Steve October 2, 2007

assed

killed, defeated, or embarassed

I'm sure Cal will get assed once again this football season in the PAC-10.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

grind

Eat; chew; masticate (from the grinding motion of the molars)

I gotta go grind -- let's get some chow

by Big Steve February 4, 2006

Knop

1. A word used to replace any other word in a sentence.

2. A unique sound emitted from the mouth, caused from letting gas out of the stomach. (Also referred to as belching.)

Original Sentence:
Susie pwned the English test.

New Possible Sentences:
Susie knopped the English test.
Susie pwned the English knop.
Susie pwned the knop test.

by Big Steve December 3, 2004