Big Steve's definitions

assed

killed, defeated, or embarassed

I'm sure Cal will get assed once again this football season in the PAC-10.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

Knop

1. A word used to replace any other word in a sentence.

2. A unique sound emitted from the mouth, caused from letting gas out of the stomach. (Also referred to as belching.)

Original Sentence:
Susie pwned the English test.

New Possible Sentences:
Susie knopped the English test.
Susie pwned the English knop.
Susie pwned the knop test.

by Big Steve December 3, 2004

grind

Eat; chew; masticate (from the grinding motion of the molars)

I gotta go grind -- let's get some chow

by Big Steve February 4, 2006

baby digger

A woman who desires a man for no purpose other than to have him impregnate her so that she can have a baby. Just like a gold digger, but for a baby instead of for money.

She's 40, never married or pregnant, reads books about baby care, aleady bought her future imaginary baby a rattle, and says that she wants to have a baby NOW and it can be with me or with any other guy but it has to be NOW. I think she might qualify as a baby digger.

by Big Steve April 3, 2008

Hiatus

A small crack or opening, preferably directed toward the anal crack.

The kid played terrible in poker, and therefore was spanked in the hiatus by his mother for his wrongdoing.

by Big Steve December 3, 2004

Spanner

A long, unbroken turd which lays across the toilet bowl and will fold in half when the toilet is flushed (extremely rare)

I'm almost 40 years old and I've pinched only one spanner in my lifetime.

by Big Steve September 4, 2003

work

To perform intercourse with a woman, especially upon one who was previously unkown

Did you see that honey at the bar? I worked her silly last weekend.

by Big Steve September 10, 2003