Big Pimp Daddy's definitions

jeylord

Someone who is exceptionally jey.

That queer over there is such a jeylord.

by Big Pimp Daddy May 8, 2004

viri

NOT actually the plural of virus. It is latin for men. The plural of virus is viruses. Anyone who says otherwise is a flaming faggot.

IT'S NOT THE PLURAL OF VIRUS YOU FUCKTARD!!!!





.....Tard...

by Big Pimp Daddy May 8, 2004

:)-

Emoticon for a smiling face smoking a cigarette or cannabis joint.

Tyrone: u apyt ir in ym buee
Fred: How come your typing sucks today?
Tyrone: eghegfeerui :)-

by Big Pimp Daddy July 24, 2007

Quad penetration

Insertion of 4 items into an orifice or receptacle. The items inserted are generally, but not limited to, male genitals.
For when DP just isn't enough.

The wife and I are going to push the boundaries today. We're trying for quad penetration...

by Big Pimp Daddy April 14, 2006

viruses

The plural of virus. NOT viri.

My computer is fucking infested with viruses!

by Big Pimp Daddy May 8, 2004

Dodecatuple Dutch Rudder

The Dutch rudder taken to its logical conclusion. Where a double Dutch rudder involves two participants, and a TDR involves three, the Dodecatuple Dutch Rudder involves twelve participants standing in a circle. Each participant holds his member with his right hand, and the man to his lefts right elbow with his left hand. By this means each person can move his neighbour's right arm up and down, essentially masturbating him, but without the gayness of touching another man's penis.

Headline in The Sun newspaper; "England football team + referee involved in Dodecatuple Dutch Rudder - still claim football is not gay."

Scott's mum: "Scott, you need help for your Dodecatuple Dutch Rudder addiction."
Scott: "If twelve men ejaculating together is wrong, I don't wanna be right!"

by Big Pimp Daddy June 2, 2010

Butter from another udder

Butter made from the milk of any animal other than a cow. ie, human, dog, antelope, giraffe.

Gerth: "This toast tastes funny."
Nobby: "That's 'cause I made the butter."
Gerth: "You mean...."
Nobby: "That's right baby! It's butter from another udder!!"

by Big Pimp Daddy March 21, 2011