Big Lud the Stud's definitions
When a man uses a urinal in a restroom but is unable to release his urine with the customary dick reveal due to stage fright. After standing pee-less for 10-15 seconds a man will sometimes discharge saliva from his mouth to encourage his urine to follow suit and discharge. This pee-less stand at the urinal is known as a "shot cock violation" since it causes a reservation of the urinal for a non-pee activity.
Brian had held in his urine throughout the whole movie in order to not miss any scenes. He limped to he men's restroom where he found three pee-less men hogging the three urinals. After waiting 15 seconds and not hearing any streams of urine hitting the cakes, Brian yelled out "shot cock violation" and one of the men hung his head in shame and slowly backed away from the urinal exposing it for use while is pee-less cock also hung it's head in shame.
by Big Lud the Stud August 11, 2014
Get the Shot Cock Violationmug. When a person takes a large fibrous shit creating a helicopter like blade like effect when flushed. After this "proopreller" reaches terminal velocity during the flush, it is then pulled from the middle causing the helicopter blade to fold in half and exit down the toilet. This phenomenon often causes a ringer and toilet clog.
Bryan was bursting at the seems when he entered his girlfriends house and met her parents for the first time. Since someone was in the guest bathroom, he snuck upstairs and went into the master bedroom bathroom. He shat a proopeller and upon flushing it left a shit ring and clogged the toilet to start overflowing with shit all over the floor. Bryan crawled out of the upstairs window and escaped to his car. He lost all contact with his former girlfriend and changed his number.
by Big Lud the Stud July 24, 2014
Get the Proopellermug. A blowjob completed by a Brazilian woman on a German male in which she allows the German man's balls to smack or "score" against her cheeks repeatedly. The German male will often yell "Gooooooooooal" during climax and ejaculation. This act often brings shame on the country and culture of Brazil.
Hans was enjoying a "Brazilian Blowout" from Natália when he immediatley felt the urge to yell, "Goooooooooooal!." Natália's parents and family watched from across the room and began to weep.
by Big Lud the Stud July 11, 2014
Get the Brazilian Blowoutmug. Similar to a turtle sticking its head in and out, a turdle is a turd that makes a short head appearance out of the rectum and then quickly restricts itself back into the safety of the lower intestines and anus. A turdle can occur if a would be shitter is frightened or if the would be shitter has forced the fecal turdle head back into his or her anus due to bad timing (in the car, in meeting, at boyfriend or girlfriends house, etc).
Brian felt his lower intestines launch a fecal turdpedo into his anus while he was sitting on the couch at his new girlfriend's house. His anus hatch was forced open by the turdpedo and nearly caused a Brown October on the couch. Brian contemplated releasing the turdpedo in her guest restroom, but instead decided to "turdle" it until he got home later that night.
by Big Lud the Stud September 25, 2014
Get the Turdlemug. When someone who has recently eaten Mexican food is spooked causing them to squirt their pants with a ink like shit substance. This "squid shit" is best visible when victim is in a pool, ocean or hot tub.
Bryan was enjoying a nice relaxing soak in his new hot tub when his neighbor Bill poked his head over the fence to say hello. Bryan immediately squid shit his hot tub and used his arms to fan himself down into the deepest point of his hot tub.
by Big Lud the Stud July 18, 2014
Get the Squid Shitmug. 8 spots on a woman's body when a penis can be inserted. 1) Vagina 2) Rectum 3) Mouth 4) Between tits 5) Left armpit 6) Right armpit 7) Between feet 8) Between hands
Bill: So Bryan, how was your date with Monica last night? Did you get a run around the bases?
Bryan: More like a double grand slam, Monica gave me access to her octapussy.
Bryan: More like a double grand slam, Monica gave me access to her octapussy.
by Big Lud the Stud July 18, 2014
Get the Octapussymug. Brian had perfectly set up a romantic evening to celebrate the 10 yr wedding anniversary to his lovely wife Marta. Upon arriving at the restaurant he realized that he had accidentally made reservations for the day prior and no seating was available. Trying to salvage the evening Brian took his hungry wife to a luxurious hotel where he had made reservations. The hotel had overbooked and could not offer the suite that he had made reservations for and could only offer him a basement level employee room without views. Brian accepted the low quality room since they were out of town for the celebration. Once in the room, Brian was hoping to make love to his wife but found she was on her period. It was a perfect tri-fuckta of a evening and Brian was left feeling tri-fucked.
by Big Lud the Stud September 16, 2014
Get the Tri-fucktamug.