Big D's definitions

nuffnuff

This is an expression used to describe a person when they are boring, nerdy or unbearable and you have had enough, enough! Hence "nuffnuff".

After spending hours listening to the office bore laughing at his own jokes, I cracked under pressure and said to my friend "I've had enough of talking to that nuffnuff"

by Big D September 1, 2003

nocando

You want to so badly, but you just can't, or something prevents you from doing so.

He asked me to meet him in the orchard and make love, but I had to say nocando, I'm married.

by big d March 3, 2005

nerp

to ejaculate

Dude, she let me nerp on her boobs!

by Big D October 18, 2006

settin on chrome

the term used for someone in a pimped out ride with iced out rims and a gucci interior.

Master P is settin on chrome.

by Big D June 5, 2003

penis smoker

1) One who gives head...

2) A homosexual male

I bet she's a good penis smoker... ;)

Jake, quit acting like a Penis Smoker

by Big D March 1, 2003

plate job

A fetish act where one deficates onto a glass plate which is held above another's face for viewing pleasure.

That plate job you gave me was lovely, darling, it oozed for a while, smeared nicely, and smelled an awful lot like flowers!

by Big D January 9, 2003

marriage

synonym: becoming Celibate

Have you read about that "celibacy by choice" fad that is going around?

Yes, now that I'm married, my wife is choosing it for me.

by Big D March 12, 2004