Big D's definitions

(O)___(O);;;;

Utterly baffled smiley/facey thingy
It's better than the standard O_O or o.0

looks better in bold.

bob: I'm so mad I'll explode
steve: (O)___(O);;;;
bob: j/k
steve: -________-;

by Big D April 22, 2005

what the flock

softer version of what the fuck/fock

Danny: I ate your dog.
Carl: what the flock.
Danny: j/k.
Carl: -___-*.

by Big D April 1, 2005

pwnted

The state of being in which one is being pwnt.

LOL! You just got pwnted m8!

by BIG D September 25, 2004

\_/

badly pissed off smiley thingie.

bob: "cops" let's kill em!
jack: \_/ yeah let's go!

*no cops were hurt in the making of this smiley.* XD

by Big D April 27, 2005

marriage

synonym: becoming Celibate

Have you read about that "celibacy by choice" fad that is going around?

Yes, now that I'm married, my wife is choosing it for me.

by Big D March 12, 2004

plate job

A fetish act where one deficates onto a glass plate which is held above another's face for viewing pleasure.

That plate job you gave me was lovely, darling, it oozed for a while, smeared nicely, and smelled an awful lot like flowers!

by Big D January 9, 2003

penis smoker

1) One who gives head...

2) A homosexual male

I bet she's a good penis smoker... ;)

Jake, quit acting like a Penis Smoker

by Big D March 1, 2003