Big D's definitions

helmeting

A sexual practice, most likely between two men, in which the goal is for the one to insert his actual head into the anus of the other. This is accomplished by the receiver having his spincter muscle severed by a knife, so his ass cheeks more or less flap apart. The giver then lubes up his shaven head and goes to town. It is uncertain whether this practice is supposed to be (more) pleasurable for the giver, or the receiver.

Raoul had to go to the doctor's to have his butt cheeks sewn back together after he was finished helmeting.

by Big D June 15, 2003

Butterish Run

1.type of physical action that takes place when a goofey or "special" person runs. Usually a very embarising site for the performer, yet often hillarious to those who witness the action.

Mike Rodriguez is such a butterish run.

by Big D October 21, 2004

merch

the nastiest pussy you will ever encounter. its hairy, flappy and fulls of zits and basically shit

oh shit dude, why you lookin at that, shes got a fuckin merch.

dude you better cut that shit out or i'll order some merch to go just for you

by Big D July 28, 2004

downsy

A term used to describe those with Down's Syndrome, who for some reason also have no facial hair.

My downsy cousin ate all of my fucking cookie dough.

by big d February 16, 2005

Ric Flair

1. (Noun) Legendary wrestler that all decent human beings should strive to be more like.

2. (Verb) To be exhibiting positive qualities.

"Daaaaammm check out that smooth pimp, he's most certainly Ric Flairing."

by Big D February 27, 2005

EDPS

Extremely Depressing & Pointless Studies

kindergarden level stuff at university

by Big D February 20, 2003

cat skinner

The operator of a small bulldozer. Usually runs the machine to build logging roads. Has nothing to do with chinese food.

"Ackz0r! Teh CAT skinner ran over meh f00t!"

by Big D November 17, 2003