Big D's definitions

Seinfeld

THE best show ever made!
Main characters:
George
Jerry
Elain
Kramer, Cosmo

They're always getting into trouble with other people who aren't really like them. They have there own world that really depends on Superman and cerial. Incase some people watching the show didn't notice, in every episode there is something about Superman, whether it's said or seen.

No show out there has yet to match it.

George:What about a show about nothing?
Jerry:Are you out of your mind? Okay, what would happen in show?
George:What did you do today?
Jerry:Well I got up, I took a shower, got dressed, and came here.
George:There's a show, that's a show!
Jerry:So you want me to go into NBC and tell them we want to do a show about nothing?
George:Exactly!
Jerry:I think you may have something here.

by Big D June 27, 2004

A_A

a "very" happy face/smiley

girl:like I just got me a puppy A_A
guy: o.O

by Big D May 13, 2005

cock otter

Someone who says or does something stupid.

You are a cockotter

by Big D March 15, 2004

sherminator

one who tries too hard to get women with no avail.

Dan Veltri

Dan Veltri is the Sherminator

by Big D March 9, 2003

plate job

A fetish act where one deficates onto a glass plate which is held above another's face for viewing pleasure.

That plate job you gave me was lovely, darling, it oozed for a while, smeared nicely, and smelled an awful lot like flowers!

by Big D January 9, 2003

penis smoker

1) One who gives head...

2) A homosexual male

I bet she's a good penis smoker... ;)

Jake, quit acting like a Penis Smoker

by Big D March 1, 2003

marriage

synonym: becoming Celibate

Have you read about that "celibacy by choice" fad that is going around?

Yes, now that I'm married, my wife is choosing it for me.

by Big D March 12, 2004