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When a man has had so much sex, his penis will not become erect anymore. This is referred to as having a "Blue Peter".
Peter is a nickname for the male member, and blue is used to mean dead or tired.
Peter is a nickname for the male member, and blue is used to mean dead or tired.
"I fucked that girl so hard I got a Blue Peter!!"
"Hey let's have sex again!"
"Can't! I have a Blue Peter!"
"Hey let's have sex again!"
"Can't! I have a Blue Peter!"
by Biblo February 15, 2005
Astoundo is the masked hoodlum who has recently been making public appearances. Suspected to be an Eastern-Iranian spy, Astoundo has slipped through the grasp of the authorities on numerous occasions.
This has not stopped his from enjoying a thriving music career. He plays drums in the popular band "Bored With Cereal" and also vocals in the band "Crapfully Yours". BWC are known for having won the Sandford Park Battle Of The Bands much to the dismay of some guy backstage who no one really likes anyway. CY are most notably known for their chart-topping hit "OMFG!! Zombies!!!" which was featured in the Biblo cartoon of the same name.
Astoundo wears a bag on his head suspected to have been stolen from a hobo one winter afternoon.
Astoundo was last seen playing a drum in the stands of the Gonzaga vs. Belvedere rugby match in Donnybrook stadium. This was so shocking that the Irish Independent dedicated a quarter page to the story.
This has not stopped his from enjoying a thriving music career. He plays drums in the popular band "Bored With Cereal" and also vocals in the band "Crapfully Yours". BWC are known for having won the Sandford Park Battle Of The Bands much to the dismay of some guy backstage who no one really likes anyway. CY are most notably known for their chart-topping hit "OMFG!! Zombies!!!" which was featured in the Biblo cartoon of the same name.
Astoundo wears a bag on his head suspected to have been stolen from a hobo one winter afternoon.
Astoundo was last seen playing a drum in the stands of the Gonzaga vs. Belvedere rugby match in Donnybrook stadium. This was so shocking that the Irish Independent dedicated a quarter page to the story.
by Biblo February 15, 2005
The comedic genius behind (and in front of) "On The Hour" "The Day Today" "Brass Eye" "Blue Jam" "Jam" "Jaaaaam" "My Wrongs 8245 - 8249 & 117" "Nathan Barley" among other things.
Known satirist, prankster and artist. He holds the record for the most complained about broadcast in British broadbasting history for his 2001 special of Brass Eye discussing the problem of paedophiles.
Known satirist, prankster and artist. He holds the record for the most complained about broadcast in British broadbasting history for his 2001 special of Brass Eye discussing the problem of paedophiles.
The Day Today:
"Those are the headlines. God, I wish they weren't."
Brass Eye:
"People say that alcohol's a drug. It's not a drug, it's a drink!"
Brass Eye Special:
"Why is it that we can no longer think of the British Isles, without the word paedoph in front of them?"
(Paedoph-isles)
Jam:
"When dancing, lost in techo trance, arms flailing, gawky Bez, then find you snagged on frowns, and slowly it dawns, you're jazzing to the bleep tone of a life support machine that marks the steady fading of your day old baby daughter. And when midnight sirens lead to blue flash road mash, stretchers, covered heads and slippy red macadam, and find you creeping 'neath the blankets, to snuggle close a mangle bird, hoping you soon too will be freezer drawed. Then welcome. Mmm, blue chemotherapy wig. Welcome. In Jam, Jam, Jam, Jam, Jaaaaam."
Nathan Barley:
"You should come, dollsnatch. It's gonna be total fucking Mexico."
"Those are the headlines. God, I wish they weren't."
Brass Eye:
"People say that alcohol's a drug. It's not a drug, it's a drink!"
Brass Eye Special:
"Why is it that we can no longer think of the British Isles, without the word paedoph in front of them?"
(Paedoph-isles)
Jam:
"When dancing, lost in techo trance, arms flailing, gawky Bez, then find you snagged on frowns, and slowly it dawns, you're jazzing to the bleep tone of a life support machine that marks the steady fading of your day old baby daughter. And when midnight sirens lead to blue flash road mash, stretchers, covered heads and slippy red macadam, and find you creeping 'neath the blankets, to snuggle close a mangle bird, hoping you soon too will be freezer drawed. Then welcome. Mmm, blue chemotherapy wig. Welcome. In Jam, Jam, Jam, Jam, Jaaaaam."
Nathan Barley:
"You should come, dollsnatch. It's gonna be total fucking Mexico."
by Biblo August 29, 2005
A word that has been passed down through the generations. This is a term of mockery but can also be used in times of humour and fun. Many people have taken to use it on internet forums when they feel the discussion is becoming too heated and some much needed humour needs to be injected into the conversation. Suspected to be derived from the Latin Lolpenare; Lolpeno: 1st conj. verb. "To astound; I astound" but it's origins are uncertain.
"No! I do not believe that abortion is simply a political issue as it effects people on a deeply personal level. It is not as un-complex an issue as to be able to say "Abortion: Good or bad?" as there are many different items to consider:
What is the nature of the pregnancy? Was the woman raped or was intercourse by consent. Is the woman of sound mind? Will she be able to finance this baby?"
Response: "Lolpenis"
What is the nature of the pregnancy? Was the woman raped or was intercourse by consent. Is the woman of sound mind? Will she be able to finance this baby?"
Response: "Lolpenis"
by Biblo February 15, 2005
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