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Out of your league

To try to chat someone up who is a bit too good for you. usually seen when a ginger headed dork is doing quite well with a blondie in a pub, while his much nicer friend is getting fuck all luck.

A way to put you down.
Nothing's ever out of your league.
by Biafra J July 13, 2004
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Jamie Nickson

The Most Powerful Assassin of the 21st Century. Also the most unique.
That’s how I do my job-through the pure generalisation of others.
by Biafra J July 25, 2004
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anarshits

anarchist shit-heads.

The type who go about calling everyone gullible bastards, and shouting abuse at pensioners.
hey man, you love the system dont ya?!

Ha ha ha aha ha!!

Pricks.
by Biafra J July 29, 2004
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Canned Laughter

The worst invention since the A-Bomb.

Used by almost all American comedies which if you listen closely enough you can hear the winding of the laughter going round and round.

If you hear canned laughter dont expect to laugh.
Expect to be forced to laugh.

Then again the British are just as bad.
by Biafra J July 30, 2004
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Worst Case Scenario

Pinocchio in court as a lawyer defending a man who has just killed 34 nuns, 40 kids and 14 men.
Shrek 2. Say something stupid, like you're wearing womens underwear!
by Biafra J July 31, 2004
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Friends

For a while Friends was actually a very funny show, with it's good characters and strange mishaps-but something happened.

It didn't have the strength any more to keep itself up. i dont know what did it, 9/11, the actors not getting along, but most of the time it was too sentimental and never really gave a good laugh, and tried to force us to laugh with its canned humour.
its the sad truth, but how realistic was it anyway? 6 friends who live together and get along, have loads of money, have great boyfriends and brilliant houses.
I mean Malcolm in the Middle is a funny show because you can relate to it. but im not going to get into that.
The show was nothing about New York-the friends were very isolated, never talking about anything outside their lives and the show really started to stink.

And it only ever had ethnics in it as the token guys.

Dont think i dont like friends-im a huge fan of friends! i just think that the way it ended could have been handled so much better.I know im not the only one to feel this way as nearly everyone i meet goes on about how much better friends used to be.

There's always hope! Matt le Blanc, who plays Joey, is doing his own comedy series called "Joey", which i think is already showing in the US.

At least he's making something of his career.He once starred in a film about a monkey that could play baseball.
It was shit.
Chandler."Could i be more (Insert)

Friends always go on about Chandler saying this, but i havent heard him say it once! when does he say it?
by Biafra J July 13, 2004
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