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Disgusting pubic infestation after shagging something who already has it, or in a very rare case, having your first ham-shank.(Like my pal Allan B)
Makes you walk like John Wayne with a poker up his arse
Makes you walk like John Wayne with a poker up his arse
by Biafra J July 13, 2004
Get the crabs mug.When far away at night looks like Las Vegas (Neon lights, towering buildings) but when close up looks like Kabul. (junkies, asylum seekers, drugs)
by Biafra J July 30, 2004
Get the Sighthill mug.supposedly drive mercedes, have shitloads of cash and is raking it in, when in fact use sellotape to keep their walls together, their idea of a meal in "Heinz" and get their asses kicked at school by neds cause tehy talk funny.
by Biafra J July 30, 2004
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Used to get called it by some little dork called peter B when i got 5 times the women he ever got.
Used to get called it by some little dork called peter B when i got 5 times the women he ever got.
by Biafra J July 26, 2004
Get the BN mug.the only non-porn thing on channel 5 after 8.30pm, where a tv crew set up criminals by making dodgy cars, ghostly-houses and goody lorries.
Probably the best wind-up was when some bloke tried to steal an assortment of chocolate goodies of the back of a lorry.when he jumped in to grab them, the door closed and the lorry started to move and the rag around the lorry became iron bars to laugh and point at the caught scally-wag. with a commentary as well.
Absolute class.
Its on Channel 5, 8.30pm.
Probably the best wind-up was when some bloke tried to steal an assortment of chocolate goodies of the back of a lorry.when he jumped in to grab them, the door closed and the lorry started to move and the rag around the lorry became iron bars to laugh and point at the caught scally-wag. with a commentary as well.
Absolute class.
Its on Channel 5, 8.30pm.
by Biafra J July 13, 2004
Get the Swag Tv mug.A fairly funny 80s American comedy which situated around a very wealthy black family and most known for starring Will Smith.
Based in an alternate reality, where blacks could reach the top of the chain, and where whites delivered their pizzas and cleaned their cars.
During the "great TV change", where blacks suddenly became hip pop, cool as ice, and frankly so much better than those honkys.
Only really funny due to Will and Carlton, who always got into trouble, from heavy gambling in Las Vegas to getting into gang wars.
Based in an alternate reality, where blacks could reach the top of the chain, and where whites delivered their pizzas and cleaned their cars.
During the "great TV change", where blacks suddenly became hip pop, cool as ice, and frankly so much better than those honkys.
Only really funny due to Will and Carlton, who always got into trouble, from heavy gambling in Las Vegas to getting into gang wars.
by Biafra J July 29, 2004
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