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Out of your league

To try to chat someone up who is a bit too good for you. usually seen when a ginger headed dork is doing quite well with a blondie in a pub, while his much nicer friend is getting fuck all luck.

A way to put you down.
Nothing's ever out of your league.
by Biafra J July 13, 2004
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Worst Case Scenario

Pinocchio in court as a lawyer defending a man who has just killed 34 nuns, 40 kids and 14 men.
Shrek 2. Say something stupid, like you're wearing womens underwear!
by Biafra J July 31, 2004
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Jamie Nickson

The Most Powerful Assassin of the 21st Century. Also the most unique.
That’s how I do my job-through the pure generalisation of others.
by Biafra J July 25, 2004
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Canned Laughter

The worst invention since the A-Bomb.

Used by almost all American comedies which if you listen closely enough you can hear the winding of the laughter going round and round.

If you hear canned laughter dont expect to laugh.
Expect to be forced to laugh.

Then again the British are just as bad.
by Biafra J July 30, 2004
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anarshits

anarchist shit-heads.

The type who go about calling everyone gullible bastards, and shouting abuse at pensioners.
hey man, you love the system dont ya?!

Ha ha ha aha ha!!

Pricks.
by Biafra J July 29, 2004
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Cassanot

some dickhead who thinks all the gals like him, when they are actually sticking notes to the back of his bag at lunch.
Yo, ye know what the guys call me? Quagmire.
by Biafra J July 26, 2004
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super furry animals

oops, in reference to my last definition of super furry animals, i meant Happy Tree Friends.
Sorry about that. Its sick that acrtoon, but amazingly addictive.
by Biafra J July 31, 2004
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