Biafra J's definitions

tall poppies

a very posh porn book.
Check amazon for details.

"He started to squeeze Nina's breasts, while his hard-on was pushing against her stomach"

by Biafra J August 29, 2004

Ethiopia

The Spur of some of the most sick jokes ive ever heard.

What do you call an ethiopian with a big nose?

A Golf Club.

Blacks dont feel pain the same us we do. Yeah right Mr Bush.

by Biafra J July 26, 2004

crabs

Disgusting pubic infestation after shagging something who already has it, or in a very rare case, having your first ham-shank.(Like my pal Allan B)

Makes you walk like John Wayne with a poker up his arse

Oh, not crabs! I knew this masturbation thing was the devil's work

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

Flat like Tara

Absolutely no tits whatsoever, like c-list celebrity Tara palmer Tomkinson.

however this doesnt mean the rest of the body aint nice, like TPT, just means dont expecting any diddie rides

"Bee-stings and pillow cases"

by Biafra J July 29, 2004

cold war

the third world war according to Bush the 2nd.

probably the greatest example of the American public getting screwed in the ass by it's government.

Watch out kids, if a nuclear bomb goes off,you know what to do.

Duck and cover.

99.99% of the time will result in utter disentregation of the body, but shit happens.

by Biafra J July 29, 2004

Sighthill

When far away at night looks like Las Vegas (Neon lights, towering buildings) but when close up looks like Kabul. (junkies, asylum seekers, drugs)

Sighthill is the place to live!

by Biafra J July 30, 2004

everyone's mate

A very rare breed of school pupil who seems to get on with everyone in the school, no matter what breed they are.

Doesn't prejudice against anyone. gets on with goths, moshers, neds, snobs, etc.

Asshole.Hey, whos the dickhead at the vendie machine?

Bud. Hey, that guys well calm. he's everyone's mate.

by Biafra J July 11, 2004