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Hugo Weaving

the actor who played a robot in the matrix trilogy, and fought against keanu reeves, the human.

The irony of acting.
Why Mr anderson, why do you think you can beat me, huh/ i went to university and i was in 5 indie films!

Keanu. I know kung fu.
by Biafra J July 28, 2004
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Friends

For a while Friends was actually a very funny show, with it's good characters and strange mishaps-but something happened.

It didn't have the strength any more to keep itself up. i dont know what did it, 9/11, the actors not getting along, but most of the time it was too sentimental and never really gave a good laugh, and tried to force us to laugh with its canned humour.
its the sad truth, but how realistic was it anyway? 6 friends who live together and get along, have loads of money, have great boyfriends and brilliant houses.
I mean Malcolm in the Middle is a funny show because you can relate to it. but im not going to get into that.
The show was nothing about New York-the friends were very isolated, never talking about anything outside their lives and the show really started to stink.

And it only ever had ethnics in it as the token guys.

Dont think i dont like friends-im a huge fan of friends! i just think that the way it ended could have been handled so much better.I know im not the only one to feel this way as nearly everyone i meet goes on about how much better friends used to be.

There's always hope! Matt le Blanc, who plays Joey, is doing his own comedy series called "Joey", which i think is already showing in the US.

At least he's making something of his career.He once starred in a film about a monkey that could play baseball.
It was shit.
Chandler."Could i be more (Insert)

Friends always go on about Chandler saying this, but i havent heard him say it once! when does he say it?
by Biafra J July 13, 2004
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Cassanot

some dickhead who thinks all the gals like him, when they are actually sticking notes to the back of his bag at lunch.
Yo, ye know what the guys call me? Quagmire.
by Biafra J July 26, 2004
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sanity

the one thing everyone wants but cant get-because soon enough we all realise the truth- were all a bit mad.
Sanity is stupid-you should reach for insanity, like the rest of us.
by Biafra J July 29, 2004
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Calling in the reserves

When just been dumped or let down by a gal/guy, to call up an old friend or ex who desperately fancies you, so you can get your hole.
Guy 1.Hey, I just heard the bad news. Sorry man.

Guy 2.Ah, it's ok...better call in the reserves though. what's Dawn's number again?
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
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important

The feeling we all get when we put a definition on urban dictionary.
by Biafra J August 24, 2004
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