Biafra J's definitions

Sighthill

When far away at night looks like Las Vegas (Neon lights, towering buildings) but when close up looks like Kabul. (junkies, asylum seekers, drugs)

Sighthill is the place to live!

by Biafra J July 30, 2004

cold war

the third world war according to Bush the 2nd.

probably the greatest example of the American public getting screwed in the ass by it's government.

Watch out kids, if a nuclear bomb goes off,you know what to do.

Duck and cover.

99.99% of the time will result in utter disentregation of the body, but shit happens.

by Biafra J July 29, 2004

Flat like Tara

Absolutely no tits whatsoever, like c-list celebrity Tara palmer Tomkinson.

however this doesnt mean the rest of the body aint nice, like TPT, just means dont expecting any diddie rides

"Bee-stings and pillow cases"

by Biafra J July 29, 2004

virgin lips

Someone who through no fault of his own is either homosexual or afraid that if he snogs someone he'll get laughed at. usually seen as the fat girl who sits behind her very nice-looking pal at a club. VLs never admit they are VLs.

Fact.

Guy 1."here, see that new lass Kate? No bad, in't she no?!

Guy 2."I bet she won't let you near her-she's a Virgin Lips."

by Biafra J July 11, 2004

Out of your league

To try to chat someone up who is a bit too good for you. usually seen when a ginger headed dork is doing quite well with a blondie in a pub, while his much nicer friend is getting fuck all luck.

A way to put you down.

Nothing's ever out of your league.

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

Worst Case Scenario

Pinocchio in court as a lawyer defending a man who has just killed 34 nuns, 40 kids and 14 men.

Shrek 2. Say something stupid, like you're wearing womens underwear!

by Biafra J July 31, 2004

freud

a good psychiatrist who stole the Buddhas teachings and said they were his own.

freudian slips are funny.

by Biafra J August 26, 2004