Biafra J's definitions

Jamie Nickson

The Most Powerful Assassin of the 21st Century. Also the most unique.

That’s how I do my job-through the pure generalisation of others.

by Biafra J July 25, 2004

freud

a good psychiatrist who stole the Buddhas teachings and said they were his own.

freudian slips are funny.

by Biafra J August 26, 2004

Out of your league

To try to chat someone up who is a bit too good for you. usually seen when a ginger headed dork is doing quite well with a blondie in a pub, while his much nicer friend is getting fuck all luck.

A way to put you down.

Nothing's ever out of your league.

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

anarshits

anarchist shit-heads.

The type who go about calling everyone gullible bastards, and shouting abuse at pensioners.

hey man, you love the system dont ya?!

Ha ha ha aha ha!!

Pricks.

by Biafra J July 29, 2004

Canned Laughter

The worst invention since the A-Bomb.

Used by almost all American comedies which if you listen closely enough you can hear the winding of the laughter going round and round.

If you hear canned laughter dont expect to laugh.

Expect to be forced to laugh.

Then again the British are just as bad.

by Biafra J July 30, 2004

Cassanot

some dickhead who thinks all the gals like him, when they are actually sticking notes to the back of his bag at lunch.

Yo, ye know what the guys call me? Quagmire.

by Biafra J July 26, 2004

sanity

the one thing everyone wants but cant get-because soon enough we all realise the truth- were all a bit mad.

Sanity is stupid-you should reach for insanity, like the rest of us.

by Biafra J July 29, 2004