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Wannabe G

the black guys at school who think that just because they're black means that they're gangstas. annoy everyone, either black or white. usually listen to tupac and wear chains. go on about their "Crew" and who they shagged last night.

What a Wannabe G is all shite. don't believe a word of it.
Guy 1.Hey man whats up? Just went down to Gizzies, grabbed some munchies and got cheesered out of me tits on skunk...

Guy 2.Don't talk shite! I can always tell when you're lying!

Guy 1.How?

Guy 2. Your lips move. Face it, you've got Wannabe G written all over you.

Guy 1.Is it really that obvious?

Guy 2.(walks away)
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
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burd

what my geriatric father says when a piece of talent goes past the car.

usually goes for 10 minutes, then shits himself with excitement.
Burds, Burds, Buuurds!!
by Biafra J July 29, 2004
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To drink half a lager, and somehow manage to get completely refreshed.

Be rat arsed on ginger.

Excuse to leave a club early and get shagged senseless by the bouncer, whos ripped out of his tits on steroids.
Guy 1. Fuck me, check Mc-he's chattin up Emma already! Must be steamin'...

Cynic.Is he balls! He only had a half cup of Babysham!

Guy 1.Either he's bullshittin' or he's got a threshold like a UN debate.
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
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tall poppies

a very posh porn book.
Check amazon for details.
"He started to squeeze Nina's breasts, while his hard-on was pushing against her stomach"
by Biafra J August 29, 2004
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Ethiopia

The Spur of some of the most sick jokes ive ever heard.
What do you call an ethiopian with a big nose?

A Golf Club.

Blacks dont feel pain the same us we do. Yeah right Mr Bush.
by Biafra J July 26, 2004
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faslane

Britain's nuclear Headquarters, home to four massive submarine-like tridents.

Comfortably near Glasgow, because the yanks still think of Scotchland as bunnies and sheepshaggers and billy connely, and a A-bomb widna stop oor spirit from rising!!

Bollocks.

if some terrorist was to blow up faslane, Glasgow would be obliterated.
tridents are able to blow up the wholw world easily, and use our tax money to pay for it. Shit.
Yank.Yeehaw, this sure is pretty! This must be FAs-lane...is that a whale honey?

Yank Bitch.Well, its big and black, but it seems to be shooting white stones into the sky.

yank.Is that a siren?
by Biafra J July 12, 2004
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Gringing

The nail biting, anxiety caused when a joke in Family Guy is seriously overstretched.

Like when Peter got kicked in the shin by that oompa loompa. That was good though.
Dustin Hoaffman. Are you trying to seduce me?

Newsreporter. no im not trying to seduce you mr Hauffman!

DH. Bring me Peter Pan!

NR. Ok, ill keep my eye out for him...
by Biafra J July 25, 2004
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