Biafra J's definitions

Prat

The guys on trains who deliberately show off their new Vodafone Camera DX phones and talk about how much money they're going to make on it.

Annoying, obnoxious, career students mostly.

Guy 1.Check the guy playing with his tones over there.

Guy 2.Christ, what a prat.

by Biafra J July 12, 2004

The Meaning Of Life

The Meaning of Life is for you to explain. there is no such thing, no answer in a book to read and gasp.

Make up your own meaning of life, and dont be such dilholes.

Dude, the meaning of life 42...which i dont have a flying fuck what it its. yes, i did check it out. something about hitchhikers.

by Biafra J July 26, 2004

cigarettes

coffin nails which kill people in the most horrific ways since the black death. cigarette compainies make billions on your backs. you mean nothing to them.

Pros. The sex appeal (cough)

Cons. It kills you
they have a horrific taste
they control you once addicted
more addictve than most drugs
destroy your lungs and your bronchioles
make your beauty decrease rapidly due to nicotine over-load
cost a lot to buy
Once addicted lose real pleasure
very anti-social

Youre paying someone to kill you slowly- why dont i just come round and drill holes into your skin every week?

Dont be a fool.

by Biafra J September 4, 2004

Rip the jizz out of someone

So much worse than getting the piss taking out of you, as the perpetratour after sucking all your urine out, then moves onto your sacks-usually saying offensive things about the victims sexual life.eg.he's a wankaholic.

It's like being depressed, lonely, and an eunuch all at once. Not just anyone can take the jizz out of someone.

you have to be experienced, such as an Australian politician or a ghetto rapper.

His sacks are like seals flippers after meeting that Bill.

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

hell

if you really want to scare your kids into believing in God go to google and type "Azzacove Hell".

I believed this for a while, then i found the facts.

Listen to the audio, it sounds like little kids in a nursery when you play it fast.

by Biafra J July 30, 2004

Eon

The amount of time Hell is measured in.
about 5-6 eons, which will be by the time the earth is no more

whoooo! scary shit man

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

haddam hussein

Saddam Hussein's much camper and nicer brother, who lives in Niraq, and gives flowers and honey to nuns and orphans, and abolished the use of guns, except for the use of hanging flower baskets.

what a nice guy- shame his brother's an asshola

by Biafra J February 3, 2005