Biafra J's definitions

village people

Band in the 80s who no matter how obvious it is nowadays, most people back then didnt even know they were gay.

What a bunch of dumbasses.

Oh by the way, just because they were gay doesnt mean they were any good.
i hate that attitude, that if you put a band of blacks, disabled, kids, or gay together, they'll sell just on the factor.

Its very immoral. then again when did band managers have morals?

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

Shitelights

To go into school with huge blonde highlights in your hair, only to spend the next few weeks getting secretely laughed at by anyone with eyes.

Bloke 1.Fuck me, is that Del?

Bloke2.Check the hair!!

Bloke 1.Now thats what ye call shitelights.

by Biafra J July 12, 2004

The best compliment your old man can get

To Be Hung Like An Arab Stallion


Now that's hung

That's bigger than life!!

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

haddam hussein

Saddam Hussein's much camper and nicer brother, who lives in Niraq, and gives flowers and honey to nuns and orphans, and abolished the use of guns, except for the use of hanging flower baskets.

what a nice guy- shame his brother's an asshola

by Biafra J February 3, 2005

Frasier

a fairly funny show depicting the lifes of two yuppy brothers and their struggle keeping up in the food chain.

Funny for a while, sometimes laugh-out moments, but then became nothing more than smiles and chuckles.

Most intelligent comedy ever.

Very Hoity Toity.

Miles. No frasier, i find the problem wity your inner lack of security is no more than a wild goose chase with your sexual realationship with Mrs higgins in 6 th Grade.

(Canned Laughter)

by Biafra J July 29, 2004

sanity

the one thing everyone wants but cant get-because soon enough we all realise the truth- were all a bit mad.

Sanity is stupid-you should reach for insanity, like the rest of us.

by Biafra J July 29, 2004

Cassanot

some dickhead who thinks all the gals like him, when they are actually sticking notes to the back of his bag at lunch.

Yo, ye know what the guys call me? Quagmire.

by Biafra J July 26, 2004