Biafra J's definitions

Hugo Weaving

the actor who played a robot in the matrix trilogy, and fought against keanu reeves, the human.

The irony of acting.

Why Mr anderson, why do you think you can beat me, huh/ i went to university and i was in 5 indie films!

Keanu. I know kung fu.

by Biafra J July 28, 2004

malebranch

real nasty motherfuckers.

part of the whole hell thingie.

by Biafra J August 23, 2004

hell

if you really want to scare your kids into believing in God go to google and type "Azzacove Hell".

I believed this for a while, then i found the facts.

Listen to the audio, it sounds like little kids in a nursery when you play it fast.

by Biafra J July 30, 2004

Prat

The guys on trains who deliberately show off their new Vodafone Camera DX phones and talk about how much money they're going to make on it.

Annoying, obnoxious, career students mostly.

Guy 1.Check the guy playing with his tones over there.

Guy 2.Christ, what a prat.

by Biafra J July 12, 2004

MSN name

usually people will think that their name will somehow show the type of person they are, and it shos if people will want to talk to them.

Thats bollocks.

I know people with names 1oo words long, such as bob dylan songs or whatever, and i still dont talk to the fucking prats.

guy 1.Who the hells "Jaks at the disco, and wants to dance with you all night with oomph oomph music blaring through my drums"

Guy 2. thats jack.

Guy 1.why the hells his MSN names so big.

Guy 2.Cause hes a ponce.

Guy 1.True true.

by Biafra J July 12, 2004

The Meaning Of Life

The Meaning of Life is for you to explain. there is no such thing, no answer in a book to read and gasp.

Make up your own meaning of life, and dont be such dilholes.

Dude, the meaning of life 42...which i dont have a flying fuck what it its. yes, i did check it out. something about hitchhikers.

by Biafra J July 26, 2004

cigarettes

coffin nails which kill people in the most horrific ways since the black death. cigarette compainies make billions on your backs. you mean nothing to them.

Pros. The sex appeal (cough)

Cons. It kills you
they have a horrific taste
they control you once addicted
more addictve than most drugs
destroy your lungs and your bronchioles
make your beauty decrease rapidly due to nicotine over-load
cost a lot to buy
Once addicted lose real pleasure
very anti-social

Youre paying someone to kill you slowly- why dont i just come round and drill holes into your skin every week?

Dont be a fool.

by Biafra J September 4, 2004