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Flat like Tara

Absolutely no tits whatsoever, like c-list celebrity Tara palmer Tomkinson.

however this doesnt mean the rest of the body aint nice, like TPT, just means dont expecting any diddie rides
"Bee-stings and pillow cases"
by Biafra J July 29, 2004
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Worst Case Scenario

Pinocchio in court as a lawyer defending a man who has just killed 34 nuns, 40 kids and 14 men.
Shrek 2. Say something stupid, like you're wearing womens underwear!
by Biafra J July 31, 2004
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anarshits

anarchist shit-heads.

The type who go about calling everyone gullible bastards, and shouting abuse at pensioners.
hey man, you love the system dont ya?!

Ha ha ha aha ha!!

Pricks.
by Biafra J July 29, 2004
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Canned Laughter

The worst invention since the A-Bomb.

Used by almost all American comedies which if you listen closely enough you can hear the winding of the laughter going round and round.

If you hear canned laughter dont expect to laugh.
Expect to be forced to laugh.

Then again the British are just as bad.
by Biafra J July 30, 2004
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freud

a good psychiatrist who stole the Buddhas teachings and said they were his own.
by Biafra J August 26, 2004
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Out of your league

To try to chat someone up who is a bit too good for you. usually seen when a ginger headed dork is doing quite well with a blondie in a pub, while his much nicer friend is getting fuck all luck.

A way to put you down.
Nothing's ever out of your league.
by Biafra J July 13, 2004
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Blonde

Whoever says Blondes are dumb are fuckwits. im blonde and ive already made 5 major movies, made 6 grand and have my own business. Im still in school and all. Go figure.
Blondes are da best-rest are jealous.
by Biafra J July 26, 2004
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