Biafra J's definitions

tall poppies

a very posh porn book.
Check amazon for details.

"He started to squeeze Nina's breasts, while his hard-on was pushing against her stomach"

by Biafra J August 29, 2004

Ethiopia

The Spur of some of the most sick jokes ive ever heard.

What do you call an ethiopian with a big nose?

A Golf Club.

Blacks dont feel pain the same us we do. Yeah right Mr Bush.

by Biafra J July 26, 2004

period

Joke. what would happen if the world went 30 times faster?

men would get paid everyday and women would bleed to death

by Biafra J October 29, 2004

important

The feeling we all get when we put a definition on urban dictionary.

That fuzzy, warm feeling!

by Biafra J August 24, 2004

Average Joe

pretty good series, where average guys fight for the love of some bird, who hates them all.

Includes some fat fuck dancing, with stupid cowbuy moves, and looking like a complete tube

Dude, she was like awesome.

by Biafra J July 26, 2004

Calling in the reserves

When just been dumped or let down by a gal/guy, to call up an old friend or ex who desperately fancies you, so you can get your hole.

Guy 1.Hey, I just heard the bad news. Sorry man.

Guy 2.Ah, it's ok...better call in the reserves though. what's Dawn's number again?

by Biafra J July 11, 2004

freud

a good psychiatrist who stole the Buddhas teachings and said they were his own.

freudian slips are funny.

by Biafra J August 26, 2004