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supposedly drive mercedes, have shitloads of cash and is raking it in, when in fact use sellotape to keep their walls together, their idea of a meal in "Heinz" and get their asses kicked at school by neds cause tehy talk funny.
by Biafra J July 30, 2004
Get the Asylum Seeker mug.Glasgwegian/Used to describe something, mostly someone, who is really, really, nice looking. heard by drunken single mothers in kebab houses chatting up the elderly chinese man behind the counter.
Woman.See that chinese guy behind the coonter? Ah wis getting a bulge jus' looking at him!
Woman 2. Ah no, he's a heavy shag, in't he? Gies a chip, ya tight cow.
Woman 2. Ah no, he's a heavy shag, in't he? Gies a chip, ya tight cow.
by Biafra J July 12, 2004
Get the Heavy Shag mug.A Scottish soldier who died for a cause which doesnt exist, who fought because it was his only way out, who had no choice in life and the government played on this.
I was there in the march commemerating your death in June, City centre.
I was there in the march commemerating your death in June, City centre.
by Biafra J July 31, 2004
Get the Gordon Gental mug.The beatiful, non-existent world which you create while jerking off. in this world girls can do anything and everything. Boundaries and rules are no more.
No matter who you are and what you're like, anything's possible.
Every guy has one, and each one is unique, ranging from feet fetishes to giant women chasing tiny men.
The ectasy feeling soon goes after blowing your load, and you have to wait few hours to dwelve back into it.
No matter who you are and what you're like, anything's possible.
Every guy has one, and each one is unique, ranging from feet fetishes to giant women chasing tiny men.
The ectasy feeling soon goes after blowing your load, and you have to wait few hours to dwelve back into it.
(We can hear grunting noises upstairs)
Guy1.Hey, what's he tripping about up there?
Guy 2.Ah think he's just entering the Porn Matrix.
Guy 1.Dude, that's lame.
Guy1.Hey, what's he tripping about up there?
Guy 2.Ah think he's just entering the Porn Matrix.
Guy 1.Dude, that's lame.
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
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Used to get called it by some little dork called peter B when i got 5 times the women he ever got.
Used to get called it by some little dork called peter B when i got 5 times the women he ever got.
by Biafra J July 26, 2004
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Get the important mug.pretty good series, where average guys fight for the love of some bird, who hates them all.
Includes some fat fuck dancing, with stupid cowbuy moves, and looking like a complete tube
Includes some fat fuck dancing, with stupid cowbuy moves, and looking like a complete tube
by Biafra J July 26, 2004
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