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procasturbate

to masturbate, so to put doing something off, like cleaning the dishes, or meeting the neighbours.
"For fucks sake Gerald, stop procasturbating and come meet Ada next door."
by Biafra J July 26, 2004
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The Great Change

post 9/11, when Americans started to realise the truth, the truth that they have been screwed in the ass so badly that they have became blind, that now the powers that be take huge advantage of this by starting oil wars, spreading fear and raging hate.

Not this time.

America has had enough-its now time to show your patriotism, not by sitting and leaving it to the fat cats in the house, but by making a change ourselfs, by not putting up with it any longer.

I have nothing against the American people, theyre just like the rest of us-fragile.

But i will not stand for a government that pushes others about, ignore the UN, and be's a complete C***.

Bush thought he could swing this war, that by the time hes out of power nobody would know a thing.

Not so. More secrets are found every day, more people are knowing, caring.
Keep it that way.

Show your true colours America. Show us youre not anti-immigrant, religous madmen, unthinking robots who are commanded, not led. Show you dont care what sexual diversity people have, taht all men should be treated equally and that you do love your planet. Dont be ruled by people less intelligent than you, like Bush the 2nd.

The mind is the greatest thing ever given to us. Use it well.
Patriotism is a sign of a weakening government, on its last knees and using its last tactics to win its battle.

We are winning. We will win. We must.
by Biafra J July 29, 2004
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Hugo Weaving

the actor who played a robot in the matrix trilogy, and fought against keanu reeves, the human.

The irony of acting.
Why Mr anderson, why do you think you can beat me, huh/ i went to university and i was in 5 indie films!

Keanu. I know kung fu.
by Biafra J July 28, 2004
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Out of your league

To try to chat someone up who is a bit too good for you. usually seen when a ginger headed dork is doing quite well with a blondie in a pub, while his much nicer friend is getting fuck all luck.

A way to put you down.
Nothing's ever out of your league.
by Biafra J July 13, 2004
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freud

a good psychiatrist who stole the Buddhas teachings and said they were his own.
by Biafra J August 26, 2004
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Worst Case Scenario

Pinocchio in court as a lawyer defending a man who has just killed 34 nuns, 40 kids and 14 men.
Shrek 2. Say something stupid, like you're wearing womens underwear!
by Biafra J July 31, 2004
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anarshits

anarchist shit-heads.

The type who go about calling everyone gullible bastards, and shouting abuse at pensioners.
hey man, you love the system dont ya?!

Ha ha ha aha ha!!

Pricks.
by Biafra J July 29, 2004
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