Anything to do with drugs, war, violence and gangstas. usually a cockney in it who you want to kick the fuck out of.
by Biafra J July 13, 2004
the only non-porn thing on channel 5 after 8.30pm, where a tv crew set up criminals by making dodgy cars, ghostly-houses and goody lorries.
Probably the best wind-up was when some bloke tried to steal an assortment of chocolate goodies of the back of a lorry.when he jumped in to grab them, the door closed and the lorry started to move and the rag around the lorry became iron bars to laugh and point at the caught scally-wag. with a commentary as well.
Absolute class.
Its on Channel 5, 8.30pm.
Probably the best wind-up was when some bloke tried to steal an assortment of chocolate goodies of the back of a lorry.when he jumped in to grab them, the door closed and the lorry started to move and the rag around the lorry became iron bars to laugh and point at the caught scally-wag. with a commentary as well.
Absolute class.
Its on Channel 5, 8.30pm.
by Biafra J July 13, 2004
When just been dumped or let down by a gal/guy, to call up an old friend or ex who desperately fancies you, so you can get your hole.
Guy 1.Hey, I just heard the bad news. Sorry man.
Guy 2.Ah, it's ok...better call in the reserves though. what's Dawn's number again?
Guy 2.Ah, it's ok...better call in the reserves though. what's Dawn's number again?
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
What do you call an ethiopian with a big nose?
A Golf Club.
Blacks dont feel pain the same us we do. Yeah right Mr Bush.
A Golf Club.
Blacks dont feel pain the same us we do. Yeah right Mr Bush.
by Biafra J July 26, 2004
by Biafra J July 26, 2004
A very rare breed of school pupil who seems to get on with everyone in the school, no matter what breed they are.
Doesn't prejudice against anyone. gets on with goths, moshers, neds, snobs, etc.
Doesn't prejudice against anyone. gets on with goths, moshers, neds, snobs, etc.
Asshole.Hey, whos the dickhead at the vendie machine?
Bud. Hey, that guys well calm. he's everyone's mate.
Bud. Hey, that guys well calm. he's everyone's mate.
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
Whoever says Blondes are dumb are fuckwits. im blonde and ive already made 5 major movies, made 6 grand and have my own business. Im still in school and all. Go figure.
by Biafra J July 26, 2004