Biafra J's definitions
When just been dumped or let down by a gal/guy, to call up an old friend or ex who desperately fancies you, so you can get your hole.
Guy 1.Hey, I just heard the bad news. Sorry man.
Guy 2.Ah, it's ok...better call in the reserves though. what's Dawn's number again?
Guy 2.Ah, it's ok...better call in the reserves though. what's Dawn's number again?
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
Get the Calling in the reservesmug. what my geriatric father says when a piece of talent goes past the car.
usually goes for 10 minutes, then shits himself with excitement.
usually goes for 10 minutes, then shits himself with excitement.
by Biafra J July 29, 2004
Get the burdmug. The greatest DJ of the 90s.
by Biafra J August 30, 2004
Get the fatBoy Slimmug. the black guys at school who think that just because they're black means that they're gangstas. annoy everyone, either black or white. usually listen to tupac and wear chains. go on about their "Crew" and who they shagged last night.
What a Wannabe G is all shite. don't believe a word of it.
What a Wannabe G is all shite. don't believe a word of it.
Guy 1.Hey man whats up? Just went down to Gizzies, grabbed some munchies and got cheesered out of me tits on skunk...
Guy 2.Don't talk shite! I can always tell when you're lying!
Guy 1.How?
Guy 2. Your lips move. Face it, you've got Wannabe G written all over you.
Guy 1.Is it really that obvious?
Guy 2.(walks away)
Guy 2.Don't talk shite! I can always tell when you're lying!
Guy 1.How?
Guy 2. Your lips move. Face it, you've got Wannabe G written all over you.
Guy 1.Is it really that obvious?
Guy 2.(walks away)
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
Get the Wannabe Gmug. To drink half a lager, and somehow manage to get completely refreshed.
Be rat arsed on ginger.
Excuse to leave a club early and get shagged senseless by the bouncer, whos ripped out of his tits on steroids.
Be rat arsed on ginger.
Excuse to leave a club early and get shagged senseless by the bouncer, whos ripped out of his tits on steroids.
Guy 1. Fuck me, check Mc-he's chattin up Emma already! Must be steamin'...
Cynic.Is he balls! He only had a half cup of Babysham!
Guy 1.Either he's bullshittin' or he's got a threshold like a UN debate.
Cynic.Is he balls! He only had a half cup of Babysham!
Guy 1.Either he's bullshittin' or he's got a threshold like a UN debate.
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
Get the To have a threshold like a UN debatemug. Whoever says Blondes are dumb are fuckwits. im blonde and ive already made 5 major movies, made 6 grand and have my own business. Im still in school and all. Go figure.
by Biafra J July 26, 2004
Get the Blondemug. by Biafra J July 30, 2004
Get the tetris 99mug.