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Fresh Prince of Belair

A fairly funny 80s American comedy which situated around a very wealthy black family and most known for starring Will Smith.

Based in an alternate reality, where blacks could reach the top of the chain, and where whites delivered their pizzas and cleaned their cars.

During the "great TV change", where blacks suddenly became hip pop, cool as ice, and frankly so much better than those honkys.

Only really funny due to Will and Carlton, who always got into trouble, from heavy gambling in Las Vegas to getting into gang wars.
Definetely worth a watch. is on BBC 2 regularly.
by Biafra J July 29, 2004
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Swag Tv

the only non-porn thing on channel 5 after 8.30pm, where a tv crew set up criminals by making dodgy cars, ghostly-houses and goody lorries.

Probably the best wind-up was when some bloke tried to steal an assortment of chocolate goodies of the back of a lorry.when he jumped in to grab them, the door closed and the lorry started to move and the rag around the lorry became iron bars to laugh and point at the caught scally-wag. with a commentary as well.

Absolute class.

Its on Channel 5, 8.30pm.
What you gonna do when they come for you?
by Biafra J July 13, 2004
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super furry animals

oops, in reference to my last definition of super furry animals, i meant Happy Tree Friends.
Sorry about that. Its sick that acrtoon, but amazingly addictive.
by Biafra J July 31, 2004
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period

Joke. what would happen if the world went 30 times faster?
men would get paid everyday and women would bleed to death
by Biafra J October 29, 2004
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important

The feeling we all get when we put a definition on urban dictionary.
by Biafra J August 24, 2004
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Average Joe

pretty good series, where average guys fight for the love of some bird, who hates them all.

Includes some fat fuck dancing, with stupid cowbuy moves, and looking like a complete tube
by Biafra J July 26, 2004
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Calling in the reserves

When just been dumped or let down by a gal/guy, to call up an old friend or ex who desperately fancies you, so you can get your hole.
Guy 1.Hey, I just heard the bad news. Sorry man.

Guy 2.Ah, it's ok...better call in the reserves though. what's Dawn's number again?
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
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