Biafra J's definitions
Once when my sister was skating about she fell on her arse and Jamie Oliver and his "mates" laughed at her.
Fact.
Fact.
by Biafra J August 10, 2004
Get the Jamie Olivermug. Band in the 80s who no matter how obvious it is nowadays, most people back then didnt even know they were gay.
What a bunch of dumbasses.
What a bunch of dumbasses.
Oh by the way, just because they were gay doesnt mean they were any good.
i hate that attitude, that if you put a band of blacks, disabled, kids, or gay together, they'll sell just on the factor.
Its very immoral. then again when did band managers have morals?
i hate that attitude, that if you put a band of blacks, disabled, kids, or gay together, they'll sell just on the factor.
Its very immoral. then again when did band managers have morals?
by Biafra J July 13, 2004
Get the village peoplemug. Anything to do with drugs, war, violence and gangstas. usually a cockney in it who you want to kick the fuck out of.
by Biafra J July 13, 2004
Get the British Flickmug. Usually meaning Big Nose.
Used to get called it by some little dork called peter B when i got 5 times the women he ever got.
Used to get called it by some little dork called peter B when i got 5 times the women he ever got.
by Biafra J July 26, 2004
Get the BNmug. supposedly drive mercedes, have shitloads of cash and is raking it in, when in fact use sellotape to keep their walls together, their idea of a meal in "Heinz" and get their asses kicked at school by neds cause tehy talk funny.
by Biafra J July 30, 2004
Get the Asylum Seekermug. The beatiful, non-existent world which you create while jerking off. in this world girls can do anything and everything. Boundaries and rules are no more.
No matter who you are and what you're like, anything's possible.
Every guy has one, and each one is unique, ranging from feet fetishes to giant women chasing tiny men.
The ectasy feeling soon goes after blowing your load, and you have to wait few hours to dwelve back into it.
No matter who you are and what you're like, anything's possible.
Every guy has one, and each one is unique, ranging from feet fetishes to giant women chasing tiny men.
The ectasy feeling soon goes after blowing your load, and you have to wait few hours to dwelve back into it.
(We can hear grunting noises upstairs)
Guy1.Hey, what's he tripping about up there?
Guy 2.Ah think he's just entering the Porn Matrix.
Guy 1.Dude, that's lame.
Guy1.Hey, what's he tripping about up there?
Guy 2.Ah think he's just entering the Porn Matrix.
Guy 1.Dude, that's lame.
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
Get the Porn Matrixmug. A Scottish soldier who died for a cause which doesnt exist, who fought because it was his only way out, who had no choice in life and the government played on this.
I was there in the march commemerating your death in June, City centre.
I was there in the march commemerating your death in June, City centre.
by Biafra J July 31, 2004
Get the Gordon Gentalmug.