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Cassanot

some dickhead who thinks all the gals like him, when they are actually sticking notes to the back of his bag at lunch.
Yo, ye know what the guys call me? Quagmire.
by Biafra J July 26, 2004
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Swag Tv

the only non-porn thing on channel 5 after 8.30pm, where a tv crew set up criminals by making dodgy cars, ghostly-houses and goody lorries.

Probably the best wind-up was when some bloke tried to steal an assortment of chocolate goodies of the back of a lorry.when he jumped in to grab them, the door closed and the lorry started to move and the rag around the lorry became iron bars to laugh and point at the caught scally-wag. with a commentary as well.

Absolute class.

Its on Channel 5, 8.30pm.
What you gonna do when they come for you?
by Biafra J July 13, 2004
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Fresh Prince of Belair

A fairly funny 80s American comedy which situated around a very wealthy black family and most known for starring Will Smith.

Based in an alternate reality, where blacks could reach the top of the chain, and where whites delivered their pizzas and cleaned their cars.

During the "great TV change", where blacks suddenly became hip pop, cool as ice, and frankly so much better than those honkys.

Only really funny due to Will and Carlton, who always got into trouble, from heavy gambling in Las Vegas to getting into gang wars.
Definetely worth a watch. is on BBC 2 regularly.
by Biafra J July 29, 2004
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everyone's mate

A very rare breed of school pupil who seems to get on with everyone in the school, no matter what breed they are.

Doesn't prejudice against anyone. gets on with goths, moshers, neds, snobs, etc.
Asshole.Hey, whos the dickhead at the vendie machine?

Bud. Hey, that guys well calm. he's everyone's mate.
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
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Friends

For a while Friends was actually a very funny show, with it's good characters and strange mishaps-but something happened.

It didn't have the strength any more to keep itself up. i dont know what did it, 9/11, the actors not getting along, but most of the time it was too sentimental and never really gave a good laugh, and tried to force us to laugh with its canned humour.
its the sad truth, but how realistic was it anyway? 6 friends who live together and get along, have loads of money, have great boyfriends and brilliant houses.
I mean Malcolm in the Middle is a funny show because you can relate to it. but im not going to get into that.
The show was nothing about New York-the friends were very isolated, never talking about anything outside their lives and the show really started to stink.

And it only ever had ethnics in it as the token guys.

Dont think i dont like friends-im a huge fan of friends! i just think that the way it ended could have been handled so much better.I know im not the only one to feel this way as nearly everyone i meet goes on about how much better friends used to be.

There's always hope! Matt le Blanc, who plays Joey, is doing his own comedy series called "Joey", which i think is already showing in the US.

At least he's making something of his career.He once starred in a film about a monkey that could play baseball.
It was shit.
Chandler."Could i be more (Insert)

Friends always go on about Chandler saying this, but i havent heard him say it once! when does he say it?
by Biafra J July 13, 2004
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religion

without religion, science is weak,
without science, religion is nothing.
by Biafra J September 14, 2004
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The truth about what makes Japan so great

Japan and America/Britain are an opposing positive field, meaning that both cultures are fascinated with each other, such as Beckham in Tokyo, or Nintendo. Japan is just like any other place, so i dont feel that i should think of the people any differently, or that they're better or worse.

They're just like you and me.
By the way, using chopsticks is such a pain. i dont know how asian toddlers can do it but i can't!
by Biafra J October 7, 2004
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