Biafra J's definitions

burd

what my geriatric father says when a piece of talent goes past the car.

usually goes for 10 minutes, then shits himself with excitement.

Burds, Burds, Buuurds!!

by Biafra J July 29, 2004

fatBoy Slim

The greatest DJ of the 90s.

Right about now, funk so brother...

by Biafra J August 30, 2004

Ethiopia

The Spur of some of the most sick jokes ive ever heard.

What do you call an ethiopian with a big nose?

A Golf Club.

Blacks dont feel pain the same us we do. Yeah right Mr Bush.

by Biafra J July 26, 2004

tall poppies

a very posh porn book.
Check amazon for details.

"He started to squeeze Nina's breasts, while his hard-on was pushing against her stomach"

by Biafra J August 29, 2004

haddam hussein

Saddam Hussein's much camper and nicer brother, who lives in Niraq, and gives flowers and honey to nuns and orphans, and abolished the use of guns, except for the use of hanging flower baskets.

what a nice guy- shame his brother's an asshola

by Biafra J February 3, 2005

Frasier

a fairly funny show depicting the lifes of two yuppy brothers and their struggle keeping up in the food chain.

Funny for a while, sometimes laugh-out moments, but then became nothing more than smiles and chuckles.

Most intelligent comedy ever.

Very Hoity Toity.

Miles. No frasier, i find the problem wity your inner lack of security is no more than a wild goose chase with your sexual realationship with Mrs higgins in 6 th Grade.

(Canned Laughter)

by Biafra J July 29, 2004

Eon

The amount of time Hell is measured in.
about 5-6 eons, which will be by the time the earth is no more

whoooo! scary shit man

by Biafra J July 13, 2004