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Eon

The amount of time Hell is measured in.
about 5-6 eons, which will be by the time the earth is no more
whoooo! scary shit man
by Biafra J July 13, 2004
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Frasier

a fairly funny show depicting the lifes of two yuppy brothers and their struggle keeping up in the food chain.

Funny for a while, sometimes laugh-out moments, but then became nothing more than smiles and chuckles.

Most intelligent comedy ever.

Very Hoity Toity.
Miles. No frasier, i find the problem wity your inner lack of security is no more than a wild goose chase with your sexual realationship with Mrs higgins in 6 th Grade.

(Canned Laughter)
by Biafra J July 29, 2004
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Gringing

The nail biting, anxiety caused when a joke in Family Guy is seriously overstretched.

Like when Peter got kicked in the shin by that oompa loompa. That was good though.
Dustin Hoaffman. Are you trying to seduce me?

Newsreporter. no im not trying to seduce you mr Hauffman!

DH. Bring me Peter Pan!

NR. Ok, ill keep my eye out for him...
by Biafra J July 25, 2004
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faslane

Britain's nuclear Headquarters, home to four massive submarine-like tridents.

Comfortably near Glasgow, because the yanks still think of Scotchland as bunnies and sheepshaggers and billy connely, and a A-bomb widna stop oor spirit from rising!!

Bollocks.

if some terrorist was to blow up faslane, Glasgow would be obliterated.
tridents are able to blow up the wholw world easily, and use our tax money to pay for it. Shit.
Yank.Yeehaw, this sure is pretty! This must be FAs-lane...is that a whale honey?

Yank Bitch.Well, its big and black, but it seems to be shooting white stones into the sky.

yank.Is that a siren?
by Biafra J July 12, 2004
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career student

The guys that look down on everyone, young and old, probably into Solipsism because they're that fucking up themselves.

Walk about with a huge swagger and boast about how much money they've got, when in reality, they live in a ditch which a janitor built for them when he saw him lying pissed outside a curry house.

Mostly very poor, but never show this fact.
guy 1.I fucking hate career students.

guy 2.what you on about? youre a student!

guy 1.aye, a student, but not a poxy career student.
by Biafra J July 12, 2004
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hell

The thing you never mention at a funeral
Priest. Er, yes she wasnt a christian i suppose, but she tried her best, i mean who believes in all that stuff anyway.
Oh crap im dead.
by Biafra J July 30, 2004
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tall poppies

a very posh porn book.
Check amazon for details.
"He started to squeeze Nina's breasts, while his hard-on was pushing against her stomach"
by Biafra J August 29, 2004
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