Biafra J's definitions

procasturbate

to masturbate, so to put doing something off, like cleaning the dishes, or meeting the neighbours.

"For fucks sake Gerald, stop procasturbating and come meet Ada next door."

by Biafra J July 26, 2004

Hugo Weaving

the actor who played a robot in the matrix trilogy, and fought against keanu reeves, the human.

The irony of acting.

Why Mr anderson, why do you think you can beat me, huh/ i went to university and i was in 5 indie films!

Keanu. I know kung fu.

by Biafra J July 28, 2004

dalek

international plumbers, but unable to do upstairs jobs

deeestroooy!!! (Tacky white beam)

by Biafra J September 5, 2004

BN

Usually meaning Big Nose.
Used to get called it by some little dork called peter B when i got 5 times the women he ever got.

Gos along with the Biscuit advert tune.
Bn Bn, doo do do doodoo...

by Biafra J July 26, 2004

Gordon Gental

A Scottish soldier who died for a cause which doesnt exist, who fought because it was his only way out, who had no choice in life and the government played on this.

I was there in the march commemerating your death in June, City centre.

Unfortunately not everyone was.
See Anarchist

by Biafra J July 31, 2004

Asylum Seeker

supposedly drive mercedes, have shitloads of cash and is raking it in, when in fact use sellotape to keep their walls together, their idea of a meal in "Heinz" and get their asses kicked at school by neds cause tehy talk funny.

Dont spread the hate. Thats what the BNP wants you to do.

by Biafra J July 30, 2004

Heavy Shag

Glasgwegian/Used to describe something, mostly someone, who is really, really, nice looking. heard by drunken single mothers in kebab houses chatting up the elderly chinese man behind the counter.

Woman.See that chinese guy behind the coonter? Ah wis getting a bulge jus' looking at him!

Woman 2. Ah no, he's a heavy shag, in't he? Gies a chip, ya tight cow.

by Biafra J July 12, 2004