Fresh Prince of Belair

A fairly funny 80s American comedy which situated around a very wealthy black family and most known for starring Will Smith.

Based in an alternate reality, where blacks could reach the top of the chain, and where whites delivered their pizzas and cleaned their cars.

During the "great TV change", where blacks suddenly became hip pop, cool as ice, and frankly so much better than those honkys.

Only really funny due to Will and Carlton, who always got into trouble, from heavy gambling in Las Vegas to getting into gang wars.
Definetely worth a watch. is on BBC 2 regularly.
by Biafra J July 29, 2004
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Calling in the reserves

When just been dumped or let down by a gal/guy, to call up an old friend or ex who desperately fancies you, so you can get your hole.
Guy 1.Hey, I just heard the bad news. Sorry man.

Guy 2.Ah, it's ok...better call in the reserves though. what's Dawn's number again?
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
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Gordon Gental

A Scottish soldier who died for a cause which doesnt exist, who fought because it was his only way out, who had no choice in life and the government played on this.

I was there in the march commemerating your death in June, City centre.
by Biafra J July 31, 2004
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Average Joe

pretty good series, where average guys fight for the love of some bird, who hates them all.

Includes some fat fuck dancing, with stupid cowbuy moves, and looking like a complete tube
by Biafra J July 26, 2004
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Heavy Shag

Glasgwegian/Used to describe something, mostly someone, who is really, really, nice looking. heard by drunken single mothers in kebab houses chatting up the elderly chinese man behind the counter.
Woman.See that chinese guy behind the coonter? Ah wis getting a bulge jus' looking at him!

Woman 2. Ah no, he's a heavy shag, in't he? Gies a chip, ya tight cow.
by Biafra J July 12, 2004
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BN

Usually meaning Big Nose.
Used to get called it by some little dork called peter B when i got 5 times the women he ever got.
Gos along with the Biscuit advert tune.
Bn Bn, doo do do doodoo...
by Biafra J July 26, 2004
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super furry animals

oops, in reference to my last definition of super furry animals, i meant Happy Tree Friends.
Sorry about that. Its sick that acrtoon, but amazingly addictive.
by Biafra J July 31, 2004
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