Biafra J's definitions

procasturbate

to masturbate, so to put doing something off, like cleaning the dishes, or meeting the neighbours.

"For fucks sake Gerald, stop procasturbating and come meet Ada next door."

by Biafra J July 26, 2004

Jamie Nickson

The Most Powerful Assassin of the 21st Century. Also the most unique.

That’s how I do my job-through the pure generalisation of others.

by Biafra J July 25, 2004

Cassanot

some dickhead who thinks all the gals like him, when they are actually sticking notes to the back of his bag at lunch.

Yo, ye know what the guys call me? Quagmire.

by Biafra J July 26, 2004

sanity

the one thing everyone wants but cant get-because soon enough we all realise the truth- were all a bit mad.

Sanity is stupid-you should reach for insanity, like the rest of us.

by Biafra J July 29, 2004

crabs

Disgusting pubic infestation after shagging something who already has it, or in a very rare case, having your first ham-shank.(Like my pal Allan B)

Makes you walk like John Wayne with a poker up his arse

Oh, not crabs! I knew this masturbation thing was the devil's work

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

Flat like Tara

Absolutely no tits whatsoever, like c-list celebrity Tara palmer Tomkinson.

however this doesnt mean the rest of the body aint nice, like TPT, just means dont expecting any diddie rides

"Bee-stings and pillow cases"

by Biafra J July 29, 2004

cold war

the third world war according to Bush the 2nd.

probably the greatest example of the American public getting screwed in the ass by it's government.

Watch out kids, if a nuclear bomb goes off,you know what to do.

Duck and cover.

99.99% of the time will result in utter disentregation of the body, but shit happens.

by Biafra J July 29, 2004