Biafra J's definitions

cold war

the third world war according to Bush the 2nd.

probably the greatest example of the American public getting screwed in the ass by it's government.

Watch out kids, if a nuclear bomb goes off,you know what to do.

Duck and cover.

99.99% of the time will result in utter disentregation of the body, but shit happens.

by Biafra J July 29, 2004

hell

The thing you never mention at a funeral

Priest. Er, yes she wasnt a christian i suppose, but she tried her best, i mean who believes in all that stuff anyway.
Oh crap im dead.

by Biafra J July 30, 2004

career student

The guys that look down on everyone, young and old, probably into Solipsism because they're that fucking up themselves.

Walk about with a huge swagger and boast about how much money they've got, when in reality, they live in a ditch which a janitor built for them when he saw him lying pissed outside a curry house.

Mostly very poor, but never show this fact.

guy 1.I fucking hate career students.

guy 2.what you on about? youre a student!

guy 1.aye, a student, but not a poxy career student.

by Biafra J July 12, 2004

dalek

international plumbers, but unable to do upstairs jobs

deeestroooy!!! (Tacky white beam)

by Biafra J September 5, 2004

procasturbate

to masturbate, so to put doing something off, like cleaning the dishes, or meeting the neighbours.

"For fucks sake Gerald, stop procasturbating and come meet Ada next door."

by Biafra J July 26, 2004

Hugo Weaving

the actor who played a robot in the matrix trilogy, and fought against keanu reeves, the human.

The irony of acting.

Why Mr anderson, why do you think you can beat me, huh/ i went to university and i was in 5 indie films!

Keanu. I know kung fu.

by Biafra J July 28, 2004

tall poppies

a very posh porn book.
Check amazon for details.

"He started to squeeze Nina's breasts, while his hard-on was pushing against her stomach"

by Biafra J August 29, 2004