Biafra J's definitions

Calling in the reserves

When just been dumped or let down by a gal/guy, to call up an old friend or ex who desperately fancies you, so you can get your hole.

Guy 1.Hey, I just heard the bad news. Sorry man.

Guy 2.Ah, it's ok...better call in the reserves though. what's Dawn's number again?

by Biafra J July 11, 2004

Average Joe

pretty good series, where average guys fight for the love of some bird, who hates them all.

Includes some fat fuck dancing, with stupid cowbuy moves, and looking like a complete tube

Dude, she was like awesome.

by Biafra J July 26, 2004

period

Joke. what would happen if the world went 30 times faster?

men would get paid everyday and women would bleed to death

by Biafra J October 29, 2004

important

The feeling we all get when we put a definition on urban dictionary.

That fuzzy, warm feeling!

by Biafra J August 24, 2004

To have a threshold like a UN debate

To drink half a lager, and somehow manage to get completely refreshed.

Be rat arsed on ginger.

Excuse to leave a club early and get shagged senseless by the bouncer, whos ripped out of his tits on steroids.

Guy 1. Fuck me, check Mc-he's chattin up Emma already! Must be steamin'...

Cynic.Is he balls! He only had a half cup of Babysham!

Guy 1.Either he's bullshittin' or he's got a threshold like a UN debate.

by Biafra J July 11, 2004

burd

what my geriatric father says when a piece of talent goes past the car.

usually goes for 10 minutes, then shits himself with excitement.

Burds, Burds, Buuurds!!

by Biafra J July 29, 2004

fatBoy Slim

The greatest DJ of the 90s.

Right about now, funk so brother...

by Biafra J August 30, 2004