81 definitions by Biafra J
To try to chat someone up who is a bit too good for you. usually seen when a ginger headed dork is doing quite well with a blondie in a pub, while his much nicer friend is getting fuck all luck.
A way to put you down.
A way to put you down.
by Biafra J July 13, 2004
So much worse than getting the piss taking out of you, as the perpetratour after sucking all your urine out, then moves onto your sacks-usually saying offensive things about the victims sexual life.eg.he's a wankaholic.
It's like being depressed, lonely, and an eunuch all at once. Not just anyone can take the jizz out of someone.
you have to be experienced, such as an Australian politician or a ghetto rapper.
It's like being depressed, lonely, and an eunuch all at once. Not just anyone can take the jizz out of someone.
you have to be experienced, such as an Australian politician or a ghetto rapper.
by Biafra J July 13, 2004
The beatiful, non-existent world which you create while jerking off. in this world girls can do anything and everything. Boundaries and rules are no more.
No matter who you are and what you're like, anything's possible.
Every guy has one, and each one is unique, ranging from feet fetishes to giant women chasing tiny men.
The ectasy feeling soon goes after blowing your load, and you have to wait few hours to dwelve back into it.
No matter who you are and what you're like, anything's possible.
Every guy has one, and each one is unique, ranging from feet fetishes to giant women chasing tiny men.
The ectasy feeling soon goes after blowing your load, and you have to wait few hours to dwelve back into it.
(We can hear grunting noises upstairs)
Guy1.Hey, what's he tripping about up there?
Guy 2.Ah think he's just entering the Porn Matrix.
Guy 1.Dude, that's lame.
Guy1.Hey, what's he tripping about up there?
Guy 2.Ah think he's just entering the Porn Matrix.
Guy 1.Dude, that's lame.
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
some dickhead who thinks all the gals like him, when they are actually sticking notes to the back of his bag at lunch.
by Biafra J July 26, 2004
The amount of time Hell is measured in.
about 5-6 eons, which will be by the time the earth is no more
about 5-6 eons, which will be by the time the earth is no more
by Biafra J July 13, 2004
With the world bank's money alone, not counting the billions that go into the army, we could easily wipe out all poverty forever with just 5% of the money.
poverty isnt a fact of life-its a disease.
We can wipe it out, but certain (cough, Bush) people have to go
poverty isnt a fact of life-its a disease.
We can wipe it out, but certain (cough, Bush) people have to go
by Biafra J July 13, 2004