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Jamie Oliver

Once when my sister was skating about she fell on her arse and Jamie Oliver and his "mates" laughed at her.

Fact.
Oright maate, thats pukkaa thiiing.

Apppless and peearrs...
by Biafra J August 10, 2004
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Shitelights

To go into school with huge blonde highlights in your hair, only to spend the next few weeks getting secretely laughed at by anyone with eyes.
Bloke 1.Fuck me, is that Del?

Bloke2.Check the hair!!

Bloke 1.Now thats what ye call shitelights.
by Biafra J July 12, 2004
mugGet the Shitelightsmug.

virgin lips

Someone who through no fault of his own is either homosexual or afraid that if he snogs someone he'll get laughed at. usually seen as the fat girl who sits behind her very nice-looking pal at a club. VLs never admit they are VLs.

Fact.
Guy 1."here, see that new lass Kate? No bad, in't she no?!

Guy 2."I bet she won't let you near her-she's a Virgin Lips."
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
mugGet the virgin lipsmug.

Brunch

A mixture of breakfast and lunch, used by stressed employees and bored new yorkers.

They should take into fact that no-one even has lunch anymore, and eats all the time like fat rats.

ok, if you're a fat republican playing golf in the sun, but screw it for the rest of us.
Brunch? What retard came up with that?
by Biafra J July 13, 2004
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British Flick

Anything to do with drugs, war, violence and gangstas. usually a cockney in it who you want to kick the fuck out of.
"Aright, me old matey?Chim Chimeny Chim Chimeny, chim chim cheroo..."
by Biafra J July 13, 2004
mugGet the British Flickmug.

MSN name

usually people will think that their name will somehow show the type of person they are, and it shos if people will want to talk to them.

Thats bollocks.

I know people with names 1oo words long, such as bob dylan songs or whatever, and i still dont talk to the fucking prats.
guy 1.Who the hells "Jaks at the disco, and wants to dance with you all night with oomph oomph music blaring through my drums"

Guy 2. thats jack.

Guy 1.why the hells his MSN names so big.

Guy 2.Cause hes a ponce.

Guy 1.True true.
by Biafra J July 12, 2004
mugGet the MSN namemug.

malebranch

part of the whole hell thingie.
by Biafra J August 23, 2004
mugGet the malebranchmug.

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