Biafra J's definitions

The Matrix Trilogy

A brilliant trilogy, mind how i say it as a trilogy.

First one was undoubtably amazing

Second was just as good, but you didnt feel the same towards it. Great Car Chase.

Third one was strange, because it didnt really answer all the questions it was supposed to. Still good though.

Guy 1.The Matrix Trilogy was wicked, werent it?

Guy 2.Trilogy? I didnt like the other two.

Guy 1.Na, but the whole thing was beezer, ripping it up, unleashing de java!!

Guy 2.Why do you talk like that?

Guy 1.....I have problems, ok?

by Biafra J July 12, 2004

On-fight

When chatting online to a group of people, never tell them your nationality unless you want an an online fight.

Youll soon be bombarded by a bunch of mostly english twats who call you scum if youre scottish, thick if yuore irish, or just wankers if your welsh.

If you want to get rid of them, challenge them and ask where they live.

They'll soon shit themselves and leave.

On Computer

Twats. FUCK OFF YOU SCOTTISH BASTARDS

SB.Shit, its an Online Fight-on here.

by Biafra J July 12, 2004

The best compliment your old man can get

To Be Hung Like An Arab Stallion


Now that's hung

That's bigger than life!!

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

Rip the jizz out of someone

So much worse than getting the piss taking out of you, as the perpetratour after sucking all your urine out, then moves onto your sacks-usually saying offensive things about the victims sexual life.eg.he's a wankaholic.

It's like being depressed, lonely, and an eunuch all at once. Not just anyone can take the jizz out of someone.

you have to be experienced, such as an Australian politician or a ghetto rapper.

His sacks are like seals flippers after meeting that Bill.

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

Eon

The amount of time Hell is measured in.
about 5-6 eons, which will be by the time the earth is no more

whoooo! scary shit man

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

Out of your league

To try to chat someone up who is a bit too good for you. usually seen when a ginger headed dork is doing quite well with a blondie in a pub, while his much nicer friend is getting fuck all luck.

A way to put you down.

Nothing's ever out of your league.

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

British Flick

Anything to do with drugs, war, violence and gangstas. usually a cockney in it who you want to kick the fuck out of.

"Aright, me old matey?Chim Chimeny Chim Chimeny, chim chim cheroo..."

by Biafra J July 13, 2004