Biafra J's definitions

Worst Case Scenario

Pinocchio in court as a lawyer defending a man who has just killed 34 nuns, 40 kids and 14 men.

Shrek 2. Say something stupid, like you're wearing womens underwear!

by Biafra J July 31, 2004

Out of your league

To try to chat someone up who is a bit too good for you. usually seen when a ginger headed dork is doing quite well with a blondie in a pub, while his much nicer friend is getting fuck all luck.

A way to put you down.

Nothing's ever out of your league.

by Biafra J July 13, 2004

freud

a good psychiatrist who stole the Buddhas teachings and said they were his own.

freudian slips are funny.

by Biafra J August 26, 2004

Jamie Nickson

The Most Powerful Assassin of the 21st Century. Also the most unique.

That’s how I do my job-through the pure generalisation of others.

by Biafra J July 25, 2004

virgin lips

Someone who through no fault of his own is either homosexual or afraid that if he snogs someone he'll get laughed at. usually seen as the fat girl who sits behind her very nice-looking pal at a club. VLs never admit they are VLs.

Fact.

Guy 1."here, see that new lass Kate? No bad, in't she no?!

Guy 2."I bet she won't let you near her-she's a Virgin Lips."

by Biafra J July 11, 2004

important

The feeling we all get when we put a definition on urban dictionary.

That fuzzy, warm feeling!

by Biafra J August 24, 2004

Average Joe

pretty good series, where average guys fight for the love of some bird, who hates them all.

Includes some fat fuck dancing, with stupid cowbuy moves, and looking like a complete tube

Dude, she was like awesome.

by Biafra J July 26, 2004