Biafra J's definitions

fatBoy Slim

The greatest DJ of the 90s.

Right about now, funk so brother...

by Biafra J August 30, 2004

To have a threshold like a UN debate

To drink half a lager, and somehow manage to get completely refreshed.

Be rat arsed on ginger.

Excuse to leave a club early and get shagged senseless by the bouncer, whos ripped out of his tits on steroids.

Guy 1. Fuck me, check Mc-he's chattin up Emma already! Must be steamin'...

Cynic.Is he balls! He only had a half cup of Babysham!

Guy 1.Either he's bullshittin' or he's got a threshold like a UN debate.

by Biafra J July 11, 2004

Wannabe G

the black guys at school who think that just because they're black means that they're gangstas. annoy everyone, either black or white. usually listen to tupac and wear chains. go on about their "Crew" and who they shagged last night.

What a Wannabe G is all shite. don't believe a word of it.

Guy 1.Hey man whats up? Just went down to Gizzies, grabbed some munchies and got cheesered out of me tits on skunk...

Guy 2.Don't talk shite! I can always tell when you're lying!

Guy 1.How?

Guy 2. Your lips move. Face it, you've got Wannabe G written all over you.

Guy 1.Is it really that obvious?

Guy 2.(walks away)

by Biafra J July 11, 2004

burd

what my geriatric father says when a piece of talent goes past the car.

usually goes for 10 minutes, then shits himself with excitement.

Burds, Burds, Buuurds!!

by Biafra J July 29, 2004

Prat

The guys on trains who deliberately show off their new Vodafone Camera DX phones and talk about how much money they're going to make on it.

Annoying, obnoxious, career students mostly.

Guy 1.Check the guy playing with his tones over there.

Guy 2.Christ, what a prat.

by Biafra J July 12, 2004

hell

if you really want to scare your kids into believing in God go to google and type "Azzacove Hell".

I believed this for a while, then i found the facts.

Listen to the audio, it sounds like little kids in a nursery when you play it fast.

by Biafra J July 30, 2004

cigarettes

coffin nails which kill people in the most horrific ways since the black death. cigarette compainies make billions on your backs. you mean nothing to them.

Pros. The sex appeal (cough)

Cons. It kills you
they have a horrific taste
they control you once addicted
more addictve than most drugs
destroy your lungs and your bronchioles
make your beauty decrease rapidly due to nicotine over-load
cost a lot to buy
Once addicted lose real pleasure
very anti-social

Youre paying someone to kill you slowly- why dont i just come round and drill holes into your skin every week?

Dont be a fool.

by Biafra J September 4, 2004