Betsy's definitions

craftsterbation

(n.) lusting over projects on craftster.org or the process of crafting.

Millie has her door shut and all I can hear is the rhythmic thudding and whirring of her sewing machine. I think she's craftsterbating again.

by betsy January 20, 2005

kazoodle

a penis.

Wow he's really tall. He probably has a big kazoodle.

by Betsy December 3, 2003

Hubby

Someone that you're dating that you think will become your future husband

Are you and your hubby going to the movies tonight?

by Betsy March 15, 2004

Mafia

Strictly Italians and they know business. None of these little hometown "gangs" and bullshit that think they're cool cuz they smoke shit and pick on other kids.learn your shit before you call yourselves a mafia!

stupid conformist who doesnt understand anything: "dude, the ridgway mafia is supposed to fight the st. marys mafia tonight"

really ticked off person b/c ppl dont understand that *mafia* is strictly Italian: "what the hell? we live in red neck central, PA. right next to wiggers town"

by Betsy April 20, 2005

chobey

stfu Matt, Jakey was right, not you

My chobey is greater in mass than yours

by Betsy March 23, 2004

Dog Sucker

Robin Vancleave...gives oral to your puppys

Omg! Hide the dogs Dog Sucker is coming!

by Betsy December 29, 2004

break me off a piece of that

something that turns you on or something that looks really nice.

Break me off a piece of that ass.

by Betsy April 14, 2005