2 definitions by Benny the Brit

A man who dosn't give a fuck about anything.
Known to gain employment only with companies who provide him with a van, the van is then used to transport friends, a place to smoke weed, a place to sleep.
WARNING- The van may never be returned even on termination of contract.
"Clive, this is John from British Gas, can we have our brand new van back please, you havn't done any work for 2 months and you were sacked last week"

"No, fuck-off, It's mine"
by Benny the Brit July 1, 2003
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Probably the most talented band performing today.
"that new gomez track is superb"
by Benny the Brit July 1, 2003
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