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When you need help with something and whoever was supposed to help you has left temporarily. Usually used when it’s during hot weather, but it could also be used rhetorically to say that you’re in hot shit.
*Putting up a tree in Christmas time.*
Ben on a chair stacked with boxes holding the tree for balance : Hey lawn can you hand me another ugly Christmas ornament that we need 200 of.
Lawn: Yeah sure, let me check what’s in the bag of infinite storage in a convenient nymph thigh colored foldable tote.
Ben: It’s pink, but okay QVC. Hit me.
Ben: …
Ben: Hot n’ Halp!
Lawn: Sorry I was trying to tell the guy under my bed that I’m going to fart.
Ben: Don’t forget to make sure he ain’t messing with your chicken wings.
Ben on a chair stacked with boxes holding the tree for balance : Hey lawn can you hand me another ugly Christmas ornament that we need 200 of.
Lawn: Yeah sure, let me check what’s in the bag of infinite storage in a convenient nymph thigh colored foldable tote.
Ben: It’s pink, but okay QVC. Hit me.
Ben: …
Ben: Hot n’ Halp!
Lawn: Sorry I was trying to tell the guy under my bed that I’m going to fart.
Ben: Don’t forget to make sure he ain’t messing with your chicken wings.
by Bennehftw January 16, 2023
Get the Hot n’ Halp mug.When something is so funny that it makes you choke from laughing, which leads to you purging some of the contents of your stomach and it drizzles out of your nose.
Lawn: I wish I knew how to read so I could pay attention to the context of your texts.
Ben: Sorry to hear about your moms skydiving accident.
Lawn: *laughs and coughs violently*
Ben: You alright?
Lawn: *vomits Wiley Wallaby licorice out of nose*
Lawn: Now that was smellarious.
Ben: Sorry to hear about your moms skydiving accident.
Lawn: *laughs and coughs violently*
Ben: You alright?
Lawn: *vomits Wiley Wallaby licorice out of nose*
Lawn: Now that was smellarious.
by Bennehftw January 7, 2023
Get the Smellarious mug.A word used to call out someone who got caught in their own lie. Therefore trapping them in a corner.
To explain the definition in fencing: The term Liement is used in fencing as an action in which one fencer forces the opponent's blade into the diagonally opposite line by forcing the handle and forte (lower end of the sword) to the ground.
You’ve cornered them in a such a lie that you’ve brought their forte to heel.
Lie - ment.
To explain the definition in fencing: The term Liement is used in fencing as an action in which one fencer forces the opponent's blade into the diagonally opposite line by forcing the handle and forte (lower end of the sword) to the ground.
You’ve cornered them in a such a lie that you’ve brought their forte to heel.
Lie - ment.
Ben: Hey, do you know where all the letter L in my spaghetti-O’s went?
Lawn with L’s dripping down her chin: No, the chimpanzees must’ve escaped from the zoo and hijacked a self driving Tesla to our house.
Ben: Liement.
Lawn with L’s dripping down her chin: No, the chimpanzees must’ve escaped from the zoo and hijacked a self driving Tesla to our house.
Ben: Liement.
by Bennehftw December 24, 2022
Get the Liement mug.An affix for the term Phan. Used when you’ve been through the deepest depths of Phan that you have forgotten what it’s like to be remembered. Being in limbo in the realm of Phan, you have created a life there keeping all of your sanity and precious possessions in your Phanny Pack.
Ben: Hey what’re you doing?
Lawn: Just making a bunch of nasty dip that I know no one will eat so I’m making it for the trash.
Ben: What’re you doing today?
…
Ben: #phan
…84 years later
Ben: Ah, what beautiful weather it is in this cave. I wonder what the sun is like. Come on Wilson, let’s go hunt for some Bloomin’ Onions. Where’s my Phanny Pack.
Lawn: Just making a bunch of nasty dip that I know no one will eat so I’m making it for the trash.
Ben: What’re you doing today?
…
Ben: #phan
…84 years later
Ben: Ah, what beautiful weather it is in this cave. I wonder what the sun is like. Come on Wilson, let’s go hunt for some Bloomin’ Onions. Where’s my Phanny Pack.
by Bennehftw December 8, 2022
Get the Phanny Pack mug.Shorthand for orphan. Usually used in the form of #phan. Used when you are on read and they don’t reply for hours on end. Simulating that you’ve been abandoned as if you were a suckling babe at the orphanage.
Ben calling Lawn: Hey lawn, I’m currently in county for molesting a Chinese wire extension tomato support.
Lawn: Oh god what happened?
Ben: I just fucking told you dingus.
Lawn: …
Ben: Hello? They’re about to take me away for a hard 30, I need help.
Ben: #phan
Lawn: Sorry, I was watching this random lady rub rocks on the screen and I was feeling it’s magical effects on my left glabella. Did you try vajazzling it with some bath bomb jewelry?
Judge: GUILTY!!!
Lawn: Oh god what happened?
Ben: I just fucking told you dingus.
Lawn: …
Ben: Hello? They’re about to take me away for a hard 30, I need help.
Ben: #phan
Lawn: Sorry, I was watching this random lady rub rocks on the screen and I was feeling it’s magical effects on my left glabella. Did you try vajazzling it with some bath bomb jewelry?
Judge: GUILTY!!!
by Bennehftw December 5, 2022
Get the Phan mug.The past tense verb of having thumbed up multiple times in succession.
Example: I have thumbs that up multiple times already.
Example revised: Thumbd’s up.
Example: I have thumbs that up multiple times already.
Example revised: Thumbd’s up.
A: Can you check on the turkey?
B: *thumbs up*
10 seconds later.
A: Can you check on the turkey?
B: Thumbs up.
10 seconds later
A: Hello? Check on the fucking turkey you dingus.
B: Thumbd’s up.
B: *thumbs up*
10 seconds later.
A: Can you check on the turkey?
B: Thumbs up.
10 seconds later
A: Hello? Check on the fucking turkey you dingus.
B: Thumbd’s up.
by Bennehftw December 4, 2022
Get the Thumbd’s mug.Used in place of disdain as a response. Simulates an “are you dumb?” Face.
Used when unable to show your physical face, so you just write it down, or put in the emoji. Because it is that rare for someone to be that dense.
Used when unable to show your physical face, so you just write it down, or put in the emoji. Because it is that rare for someone to be that dense.
Lawn: What do you want for dinner?
Ben: Something edible obviously
Lawn: Wawa?
Ben: 🦄 (or insert the words unicorn face)
Ben: Something edible obviously
Lawn: Wawa?
Ben: 🦄 (or insert the words unicorn face)
by Bennehftw December 4, 2022
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