When you need help with something and whoever was supposed to help you has left temporarily. Usually used when it’s during hot weather, but it could also be used rhetorically to say that you’re in hot shit.
*Putting up a tree in Christmas time.*
Ben on a chair stacked with boxes holding the tree for balance : Hey lawn can you hand me another ugly Christmas ornament that we need 200 of.
Lawn: Yeah sure, let me check what’s in the bag of infinite storage in a convenient nymph thigh colored foldable tote.
Ben: It’s pink, but okay QVC. Hit me.
Ben: …
Ben: Hot n’ Halp!
Lawn: Sorry I was trying to tell the guy under my bed that I’m going to fart.
Ben: Don’t forget to make sure he ain’t messing with your chicken wings.
Ben on a chair stacked with boxes holding the tree for balance : Hey lawn can you hand me another ugly Christmas ornament that we need 200 of.
Lawn: Yeah sure, let me check what’s in the bag of infinite storage in a convenient nymph thigh colored foldable tote.
Ben: It’s pink, but okay QVC. Hit me.
Ben: …
Ben: Hot n’ Halp!
Lawn: Sorry I was trying to tell the guy under my bed that I’m going to fart.
Ben: Don’t forget to make sure he ain’t messing with your chicken wings.
by Bennehftw January 16, 2023
Get the Hot n’ Halpmug. A variation of the word jawn for those who’s name starts with the letter L. Only permitted for residences of the greater Philadelphia area or Delaware valley region.
Ben: Yo Lawn, you left your chin hair tweezers in my pecan smoked tilapia again.
Lauren: Sorry, I just saw a podcast about another irrelevant court case and forgot that I left my kids at Wawa.
Lauren: Sorry, I just saw a podcast about another irrelevant court case and forgot that I left my kids at Wawa.
by Bennehftw November 18, 2022
Get the Lawnmug. When something is so funny that it makes you choke from laughing, which leads to you purging some of the contents of your stomach and it drizzles out of your nose.
Lawn: I wish I knew how to read so I could pay attention to the context of your texts.
Ben: Sorry to hear about your moms skydiving accident.
Lawn: *laughs and coughs violently*
Ben: You alright?
Lawn: *vomits Wiley Wallaby licorice out of nose*
Lawn: Now that was smellarious.
Ben: Sorry to hear about your moms skydiving accident.
Lawn: *laughs and coughs violently*
Ben: You alright?
Lawn: *vomits Wiley Wallaby licorice out of nose*
Lawn: Now that was smellarious.
by Bennehftw January 07, 2023
Get the Smellariousmug. Used in place of disdain as a response. Simulates an “are you dumb?” Face.
Used when unable to show your physical face, so you just write it down, or put in the emoji. Because it is that rare for someone to be that dense.
Used when unable to show your physical face, so you just write it down, or put in the emoji. Because it is that rare for someone to be that dense.
Lawn: What do you want for dinner?
Ben: Something edible obviously
Lawn: Wawa?
Ben: 🦄 (or insert the words unicorn face)
Ben: Something edible obviously
Lawn: Wawa?
Ben: 🦄 (or insert the words unicorn face)
by Bennehftw December 04, 2022
Get the Unicorn facemug. The past tense verb of having thumbed up multiple times in succession.
Example: I have thumbs that up multiple times already.
Example revised: Thumbd’s up.
Example: I have thumbs that up multiple times already.
Example revised: Thumbd’s up.
A: Can you check on the turkey?
B: *thumbs up*
10 seconds later.
A: Can you check on the turkey?
B: Thumbs up.
10 seconds later
A: Hello? Check on the fucking turkey you dingus.
B: Thumbd’s up.
B: *thumbs up*
10 seconds later.
A: Can you check on the turkey?
B: Thumbs up.
10 seconds later
A: Hello? Check on the fucking turkey you dingus.
B: Thumbd’s up.
by Bennehftw December 04, 2022
Get the Thumbd’smug. A subset of music that spans multiple genres. This music tends to be able to bring heavy passion out of a person when played, chills and tears are normal. A good percentage of the songs are about love and are pop/edm based, but they can span death metal, classical, and R&B.
Almost certainly, the best way to say it is that if you play it in public, your masculinity will be questioned, as well as your sexual preferences, or at the very least, your mental state. For what possible reason does someone play all of these songs?
Because they’re in need of something that cannot be grasped in any way other than song.
Almost certainly, the best way to say it is that if you play it in public, your masculinity will be questioned, as well as your sexual preferences, or at the very least, your mental state. For what possible reason does someone play all of these songs?
Because they’re in need of something that cannot be grasped in any way other than song.
**Plays bitch music**
Friend: What the fuck is this shit? Are you gay?
Ben song listener: Oh shit, my bad, must’ve been an ad or something.
Friend: We don’t play Ben songs in this car, gtfo.
Friend: What the fuck is this shit? Are you gay?
Ben song listener: Oh shit, my bad, must’ve been an ad or something.
Friend: We don’t play Ben songs in this car, gtfo.
by Bennehftw June 21, 2021
Get the Ben songmug. A suffix added to the end of a name of someone who is pompous, pretentious, and otherwise grossly beguiled by their own sense of entitlement, and their given name doesn’t justify their personality enough.
Lauren: I want to talk to your manager, I demand my 72 cents.
Ben: Chill out, it’s not a big deal. You’re being a real Lauren Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus right now.
Ben: Chill out, it’s not a big deal. You’re being a real Lauren Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus right now.
by Bennehftw June 17, 2022
Get the Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhausmug.