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Thumbd’s

The past tense verb of having thumbed up multiple times in succession.

Example: I have thumbs that up multiple times already.

Example revised: Thumbd’s up.
A: Can you check on the turkey?
B: *thumbs up*
10 seconds later.
A: Can you check on the turkey?
B: Thumbs up.
10 seconds later
A: Hello? Check on the fucking turkey you dingus.
B: Thumbd’s up.
by Bennehftw December 4, 2022
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Ben song

A subset of music that spans multiple genres. This music tends to be able to bring heavy passion out of a person when played, chills and tears are normal. A good percentage of the songs are about love and are pop/edm based, but they can span death metal, classical, and R&B.

Almost certainly, the best way to say it is that if you play it in public, your masculinity will be questioned, as well as your sexual preferences, or at the very least, your mental state. For what possible reason does someone play all of these songs?

Because they’re in need of something that cannot be grasped in any way other than song.
**Plays bitch music**

Friend: What the fuck is this shit? Are you gay?

Ben song listener: Oh shit, my bad, must’ve been an ad or something.

Friend: We don’t play Ben songs in this car, gtfo.
by Bennehftw June 21, 2021
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Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus

A suffix added to the end of a name of someone who is pompous, pretentious, and otherwise grossly beguiled by their own sense of entitlement, and their given name doesn’t justify their personality enough.
Lauren: I want to talk to your manager, I demand my 72 cents.

Ben: Chill out, it’s not a big deal. You’re being a real Lauren Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus right now.
by Bennehftw June 17, 2022
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Fruity Pebbles hands

In relation to paper hands and the stock market:

When your hands are so less than paper that it enters the realm of cereal. The furthest levels of cereal hands is the dreaded Fruity Pebbles hands. In the slightest of humidity in the air, the cereal becomes a slurry. Those with fruity pebbles hands sell even when the stock in going up just in case in goes down.
Paper hands: “Yo paper bitch, withdraw me some more money from my accounts so I can sell my stocks for a measly profit”

Cereal hands: “Yes sir! You there, boy! Get our lord and savor some more TENDIES to spend from his accounts!”

Fruity pebbles hands: “Y-y-y-yes supreme ruler and expert of all financials!”
by Bennehftw May 4, 2021
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Hoagie bowl

A hoagie that is missing the bread element. A name that a herd of ignorami say when trying to fancify something. In this case, a salad.
Lawn at Wawa: Can I get a hoagie bowl?

Ben: You mean a salad?
by Bennehftw November 30, 2022
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Phanny Pack

An affix for the term Phan. Used when you’ve been through the deepest depths of Phan that you have forgotten what it’s like to be remembered. Being in limbo in the realm of Phan, you have created a life there keeping all of your sanity and precious possessions in your Phanny Pack.
Ben: Hey what’re you doing?

Lawn: Just making a bunch of nasty dip that I know no one will eat so I’m making it for the trash.

Ben: What’re you doing today?



Ben: #phan

…84 years later

Ben: Ah, what beautiful weather it is in this cave. I wonder what the sun is like. Come on Wilson, let’s go hunt for some Bloomin’ Onions. Where’s my Phanny Pack.
by Bennehftw December 8, 2022
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Nasmeanus

Variation of the word Nawmean, which is turn is a variation of the phrase do you know what I mean?

Used when you’re looking for a word to roll off the tongue. Also used to hiddenly slide in the phrase anal, telling the person they’re being a sphincter for their sarcastic response.
Ben: Hey, what am I supposed to do with this rock?

Lawn: You’re supposed to rub it in the air and pretend it does something, nasmeanus?

Ben: “Unicorn face
by Bennehftw December 4, 2022
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