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Ego

That part of the brain that won't shut the f*** up!
Jeez Mike, tell you're f****** Ego to shut the f*** up so you don't have to pass it on to me already.
by Benncm January 7, 2011
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recipe

When George finally got to the safe, he got to work on the lock. But I looked at his face after 3 minutes of fingering the combination and could tell he didn't have the recipe.
by Benncm May 15, 2011
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Shitness

They found me guilty because of my shitness.
by Benncm April 20, 2011
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OMFS

An atheist's version of OMFG - Oh My Fucking Science.

Since God has been in continuous decline and not trending well at all, popular phrases involving him are being revised to fit today's modern, secular world.
Richard Dawkins just Chuck Norris'd the Pope. OMFS!!!

OMFS!!! I can't believe he's botoxing his ballbag!

OMFS! I heard Mr Fisher cloned his wife so he can fuck her every night like he did when they first met.
by Benncm May 16, 2010
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Transumeria

An idyllic paradise where everyday life consists of the constant achievement of peak experiences by its inhabitants, which are then collected and categorised by them. Thus the prime objective of being in Transumeria is to collect all possible known experiences in order to progress to LIFE 2.a.
That's right my friend, I bet they believe that if they die then they'll wake up in Transumeria!
by Benncm June 20, 2011
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Honest Advertising

Advertising which is overtly transparent about the way in which it works.

In the past the phrase would have implied the relaying of accurate facts, figures and statements about a product as a way of convincing the customer to make a purchase; today the term has come to mean the honesty of the company about the mechanisms which it employs in order to persuade people to buy a particular product.

e.g. Morgan Spurlock's corporate expose, "The Greatest Movie Ever Sold".
Jesus! This new McDonalds ad is saying that the only reason why I eat Big Macs is because my body is physically addicted to the artificial flavour enhancers they use! As much as I think the food sucks, that is honest advertising!
by Benncm June 21, 2011
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Fart Sausage

A shit or turd, particularly as a result of having passed wind.
I think Brian has done a fart sausage after following through
Who has left this fart sausage floating in the bowl without even bothering to flush??!
by Benncm May 7, 2017
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