Transmortal - a person who has succeeded in existing beyond their body's expiry date usually by the use of technological means.
- a transcendent mortal
- a transcendent mortal
You and all your other transmortal losers can go to hell if you think if you think you're spending the weekend on my hard drive! Get outside and get some sunshine.
by Benncm December 21, 2010

"Arrrr mate, do us last tokes on that spliff dere"
"Fuck off yer knobhead!"
No need!!! Why yer being a stinge?
One of them innit!
"Fuck off yer knobhead!"
No need!!! Why yer being a stinge?
One of them innit!
by Benncm January 13, 2011

by Benncm November 19, 2011

A contrived event aimed to seduce the citizens of an enemy State through the depoliticised and emotive employment of pop-culture icons launched via the media and social media.
"Look Mum, on the Telly! There's the orphan man Sung-Bong Choi!
He makes me cry. He makes daddy cry. He makes everyone cry. Boo hoo hoo!!!....."
"There, there Timmy. Don't you worry your little self now. It's only a naughty weapon of crass seduction. Everything's going to be just fine."
There, there Timmy. Don't you worry your little self now. It's only a naughty weapon of crass seduction. Everything's going to be just fine.
He makes me cry. He makes daddy cry. He makes everyone cry. Boo hoo hoo!!!....."
"There, there Timmy. Don't you worry your little self now. It's only a naughty weapon of crass seduction. Everything's going to be just fine."
There, there Timmy. Don't you worry your little self now. It's only a naughty weapon of crass seduction. Everything's going to be just fine.
by Benncm November 30, 2011

I'm really happy that the detox programme Claire's been reminding us every day about is going well for her. But it's Day 11 now and I think I'm suffering from like fatigue. I just can't bring myself to click like anymore.
by Benncm October 04, 2015

by Benncm April 20, 2011

by Benncm December 24, 2011
