Benncm's definitions

Ego

That part of the brain that won't shut the f*** up!

Jeez Mike, tell you're f****** Ego to shut the f*** up so you don't have to pass it on to me already.

by Benncm January 7, 2011

One of them

Scouse way of saying "It's just one of those things that you have to accept in life"

"Arrrr mate, do us last tokes on that spliff dere"

"Fuck off yer knobhead!"

No need!!! Why yer being a stinge?

One of them innit!

by Benncm January 13, 2011

Shitness

A poor quality witness

They found me guilty because of my shitness.

by Benncm April 20, 2011

Brotherhood Wink

A knowing glance from a person you have been inadvertently thrown into a situation with - to signal that you they are on your side.

Man, I was so scared walking through Chapeltown in Leeds but then one of the gangsters gave me a brotherhood wink and I didn't feel threatened anymore. I could chill.

by Benncm April 23, 2011

Transmortal

Transmortal - a person who has succeeded in existing beyond their body's expiry date usually by the use of technological means.

- a transcendent mortal

You and all your other transmortal losers can go to hell if you think if you think you're spending the weekend on my hard drive! Get outside and get some sunshine.

by Benncm December 21, 2010

recipe

noun - A solution

When George finally got to the safe, he got to work on the lock. But I looked at his face after 3 minutes of fingering the combination and could tell he didn't have the recipe.

by Benncm May 15, 2011

Occulture

The practice of actively withholding creative activity from the public domain in order to either preserve its essence or evolve it along lines which are contrary to the norm.

Everyone keeps ripping my ideas off! Why can't they think of something themselves. To hell with it all, I'm starting my own occulture and no one is going to know jack.

by BenNCM June 11, 2011