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Roident

A student who become muscular to the point of looking completely stupid.

Typically, there is a suggestion that the use of steroids may be taking place due to the huge disparity between face and torso.
Jesus Christ! That kid's body does not suit his face at all. He has the face of a poindexter, but the body of Arnie.

Damn roidents!
by Benncm July 12, 2011
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Ego

That part of the brain that won't shut the f*** up!
Jeez Mike, tell you're f****** Ego to shut the f*** up so you don't have to pass it on to me already.
by Benncm January 7, 2011
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recipe

When George finally got to the safe, he got to work on the lock. But I looked at his face after 3 minutes of fingering the combination and could tell he didn't have the recipe.
by Benncm May 15, 2011
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Gamification

The process of turning the world as it is experienced into a computer game.
"Work doesn't feel like work anymore Harry. It feels like they've got me jumping through hoops with these bonus points games the new line manager has introduced. But games are games right?. Bring it on!"

"Gamification is the word you're looking for Norris my dear lad"
by Benncm June 21, 2011
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SOI

Abbreviation for Sit On It - usually used via text

Made famous by a piece of graffiti on a wall from the intro sequence of 50's sitcom, Happy Days.

Sit On it is equivalent to the brandishing of the middle finger to an enemy and requesting for them to lower themselves onto it. As we have even less time to convey this sentiment in the 21st Century, simply SOI suffices.
Brief text message conversation:

"Hey man, can you drive me to Queens?"

SOI
by Benncm July 3, 2011
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TSHTS

Abbreviation for THIS SHIT HAS TO START.

The request for the immediate start of whatever it is which is being depicted, combined with an absolute sense of amazement at the sheer lunacy of the event itself.
by Benncm December 9, 2011
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Cleverability

A person's ability to make themselves cleverer.
Randy knew nothing when he started working here. Now he's even overtaken Ken Williams and is next in line for a promotion. He's got naturally high cleverability levels
by Benncm February 21, 2011
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