Benncm's definitions

Demogs

Shortening of Demographics - (kind of poncey)

"Hey Bill, the Price Spencer account is here, I want an in-depth 411 on the demogs asafp"

by Benncm June 30, 2011

Roident

A student who become muscular to the point of looking completely stupid.

Typically, there is a suggestion that the use of steroids may be taking place due to the huge disparity between face and torso.

Jesus Christ! That kid's body does not suit his face at all. He has the face of a poindexter, but the body of Arnie.

Damn roidents!

by Benncm July 12, 2011

Feedom

Freedom at a price

If you want to be free then you have to pay fee. That's feedom.

by Benncm December 24, 2011

Shitness

A poor quality witness

They found me guilty because of my shitness.

by Benncm April 20, 2011

OMFS

An atheist's version of OMFG - Oh My Fucking Science.

Since God has been in continuous decline and not trending well at all, popular phrases involving him are being revised to fit today's modern, secular world.

Richard Dawkins just Chuck Norris'd the Pope. OMFS!!!

OMFS!!! I can't believe he's botoxing his ballbag!

OMFS! I heard Mr Fisher cloned his wife so he can fuck her every night like he did when they first met.

by Benncm May 16, 2010

Aughud

Shortened version of augmented heads-up display, pertaining to augmented reality through the use of technology i.e. smartphones, google glass etc

Can I use my aughud in this place?

Only google glass I think

by BenNCM September 8, 2012

Fart Sausage

A shit or turd, particularly as a result of having passed wind.

I think Brian has done a fart sausage after following through
Who has left this fart sausage floating in the bowl without even bothering to flush??!

by Benncm May 7, 2017