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SOI

Abbreviation for Sit On It - usually used via text

Made famous by a piece of graffiti on a wall from the intro sequence of 50's sitcom, Happy Days.

Sit On it is equivalent to the brandishing of the middle finger to an enemy and requesting for them to lower themselves onto it. As we have even less time to convey this sentiment in the 21st Century, simply SOI suffices.
Brief text message conversation:

"Hey man, can you drive me to Queens?"

SOI
by Benncm July 3, 2011
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TSHTS

Abbreviation for THIS SHIT HAS TO START.

The request for the immediate start of whatever it is which is being depicted, combined with an absolute sense of amazement at the sheer lunacy of the event itself.
by Benncm December 9, 2011
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Cleverability

A person's ability to make themselves cleverer.
Randy knew nothing when he started working here. Now he's even overtaken Ken Williams and is next in line for a promotion. He's got naturally high cleverability levels
by Benncm February 21, 2011
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Shitness

They found me guilty because of my shitness.
by Benncm April 20, 2011
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SOI

Abbreviation for Sit On It - usually used via text

Made famous by a piece of graffiti on a wall from the intro sequence of 50's sitcom, Happy Days.

Sit On it is equivalent to the brandishing of the middle finger to an enemy and requesting for them to lower themselves onto it. As we have even less time to convey this sentiment in the 21st Century, simply SOI suffices.
Brief text message conversation:

"Hey man, can you drive me to Queens?"

SOI
by Benncm July 3, 2011
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OMFS

An atheist's version of OMFG - Oh My Fucking Science.

Since God has been in continuous decline and not trending well at all, popular phrases involving him are being revised to fit today's modern, secular world.
Richard Dawkins just Chuck Norris'd the Pope. OMFS!!!

OMFS!!! I can't believe he's botoxing his ballbag!

OMFS! I heard Mr Fisher cloned his wife so he can fuck her every night like he did when they first met.
by Benncm May 16, 2010
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Roident

A student who become muscular to the point of looking completely stupid.

Typically, there is a suggestion that the use of steroids may be taking place due to the huge disparity between face and torso.
Jesus Christ! That kid's body does not suit his face at all. He has the face of a poindexter, but the body of Arnie.

Damn roidents!
by Benncm July 12, 2011
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