Ben L.'s definitions

conformist

Anyone who posts a definition on this site for the word conformist is a conformist.

I follow society and I love it!

by Ben L. August 18, 2004

Stfunoob

The greatest empire our world has ever seen. It stands undefeated in battle thanks to superior training in their troops and sage-like wisdom from their leaders, such as Roflmaool. Also, it stands for "Shut The F*** Up Noob." (Noob obviously a derivitive of the word n00b, which comes from "newbie.")

Oh no! Our nation is being attacked by Stfunoob! We are now destined to perish!

Player: omfg i k1lled youz!! lolololololololololololololol!!!!!111
CS Pro: STFUNOOB!

by Ben L. March 20, 2005

Legend of Mana

See Seiken Densetsu

Legend of Mana was on the Sony Playsation.

by Ben L. January 15, 2004

lesbian

A woman or girl who "prefers the company" of other women and/or girls.

Me: Dude! That bitch Sam is a lesbian!
Friend: How do you know? Maybe she's curious...
Me: No, she always humps other girl dogs.

Ba dum pssh.

(True story about my dog...)

by Ben L. July 20, 2008

ROFLMAOOL

The sultan of the great nation known as Stfunoob, known for his wise decisions and harsh punishments. Also, it stands for "Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Out Loud," which is a combination of ROFL, LMAO, and LOL.

All Hail the Grand Sultan Roflmaool of Stfunoob!

Person 1: Dude! The PBS in our city burst into non-profit flames!
Person 2: ROFLMAOOL!

by Ben L. March 20, 2005

I'm not gonna lie

A four word variation of the words "honestly" or "truthfully." A statement in which the speaker announces that he or she does in fact tell the truth.

I'm not gonna lie, that elementary school play sucked.

by Ben L. December 28, 2005

The Word on the Street

The Word on the street is...stop. That's the only word I've ever seen on the street.

Dude, you just ran that stop sign! Crap, man, now there's a cop behind you.

by Ben L. June 26, 2004