Ben L.'s definitions

Sword of Mana

See Seiken Densetsu

Sword of Mana is on the Game Boy Advance.

by Ben L. January 15, 2004

wapanese

See "The Last Samurai"

No, seriously, go see that movie if you want a very good definition. Tom Cruise's character is totally Wapanese.

by Ben L. August 29, 2004

Coke Music

An online game created by the Coca Cola industry. The concept is simple: you create songs in your cheap shack using about 3 dozen sound loops, find some room that actually lets you in, stand in line for over half an hour, play the song, and get all thumbs down for not putting the 3 rock guitar sounds anywhere in your unique song. The game is populated with hackers, Internet skanks, racists, grown men who pretend to be "teh hot chikz", and little kids that think they're cool by dressing in all black, calling themselves "SatansGothKid666," and having cyber in the extra rooms. The game also has a few mini games, for example giving your own subtitile to a picture, but the language filters on that is insane. You cannot say the word "Japanese" because it has "Jap" in it. You cannot say any word that has the three letters "A-s-s" (for obvious reasons), you can't even type the words in 1337, and even if there are two words that happen to spell out a curse word ("puSH IT out of the way," for example) you can't say it. Also, all the "girls" in just about every room are extremely "horny" and want your "hot body", even though there are only 2 face designs and a handful of body designs (i.e. everyone looks about the same). The game was made popular by Deluxe247 (or whatever his name is), a character on too many movie previews; a very white kid who's acting extremely black. The game is a major waste of time

Oh Lord, why, Oh why did I waste my entire winter vacation on that evil spawn of an evil corporation known as Coca-Cola! Well, at least there isn't a McDonald's Music....

by Ben L. June 7, 2004

Jebus

A version of the word Jesus created by Homer Simpson when he became a missionary. Used for comical purposes instead of using Jesus. Also used in games to avoid Nazi-language filters. (eg Coke Music)

Sweet zombie Jebus that was cool!

by Ben L. June 11, 2004

lesbian

A woman or girl who "prefers the company" of other women and/or girls.

Me: Dude! That bitch Sam is a lesbian!
Friend: How do you know? Maybe she's curious...
Me: No, she always humps other girl dogs.

Ba dum pssh.

(True story about my dog...)

by Ben L. July 20, 2008

work on

When playing an RPG, "working on" it means that a player is currently playing it with the intent of beating the game, unlocking everything, etc. Basically a fancy way of saying "playing."

I was working on FFX-2 during the beginning of this year, then Golden Sun, then Tales of Symphonia, and now Star Ocean Till the End of Time.

by Ben L. October 9, 2004

remarkablous

An adjective used by James Lipton in X-Entertainment's Advent Calendar series, roughly meaning very good, exciting, astounding, etc. It is (apparently) a mixture of remarkable and tremendous or stupendous.

MISTA SNOWMAN: ...and then, at the end of the show, there's this big storm, and things are looking pretty grim... ...UNTIL RUDOLPH SAVES CHRISTMAS WITH HIS BIG SHINY NOSE! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SHIT?

JAMES LIPTON: NO I cannot believe that shit! Simply remarkablous -- I would not mind hearing that story again!

by Ben L. December 29, 2007