Ben L.'s definitions

T.T

A crying emoticon mimicking the exaggerated crying typically found in animes. Usually found in this form in instant messaging clients and online games. In the real world, however, most humans cannot produce this fierce a stream of tears, so if this occurs, please contact a doctor immediately.

A: Oh noes! You got pwn3d by a n00b!
B: T.T
n00b: roflmaool!

by Ben L. February 24, 2007

conformist

Anyone who posts a definition on this site for the word conformist is a conformist.

I follow society and I love it!

by Ben L. August 18, 2004

Stfunoob

The greatest empire our world has ever seen. It stands undefeated in battle thanks to superior training in their troops and sage-like wisdom from their leaders, such as Roflmaool. Also, it stands for "Shut The F*** Up Noob." (Noob obviously a derivitive of the word n00b, which comes from "newbie.")

Oh no! Our nation is being attacked by Stfunoob! We are now destined to perish!

Player: omfg i k1lled youz!! lolololololololololololololol!!!!!111
CS Pro: STFUNOOB!

by Ben L. March 20, 2005

The Word on the Street

The Word on the street is...stop. That's the only word I've ever seen on the street.

Dude, you just ran that stop sign! Crap, man, now there's a cop behind you.

by Ben L. June 26, 2004

I'm not gonna lie

A four word variation of the words "honestly" or "truthfully." A statement in which the speaker announces that he or she does in fact tell the truth.

I'm not gonna lie, that elementary school play sucked.

by Ben L. December 28, 2005

ROFLMAOOL

The sultan of the great nation known as Stfunoob, known for his wise decisions and harsh punishments. Also, it stands for "Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Out Loud," which is a combination of ROFL, LMAO, and LOL.

All Hail the Grand Sultan Roflmaool of Stfunoob!

Person 1: Dude! The PBS in our city burst into non-profit flames!
Person 2: ROFLMAOOL!

by Ben L. March 20, 2005

squall

1) A storm in the ocean, somewhat like an underwater tornado, it usually consists of heavy currents, but it has no effect on the surface. 2) The aloof protaganist of Final Fantasy VIII, his trademark being a scar on his face and a sword with a pistol added to the handle, called a "gunblade"

That quiet dude Squall never messed with any squalls because he never went underwater.

by Ben L. March 9, 2004