Ben L.'s definitions

Stfunoob

The greatest empire our world has ever seen. It stands undefeated in battle thanks to superior training in their troops and sage-like wisdom from their leaders, such as Roflmaool. Also, it stands for "Shut The F*** Up Noob." (Noob obviously a derivitive of the word n00b, which comes from "newbie.")

Oh no! Our nation is being attacked by Stfunoob! We are now destined to perish!

Player: omfg i k1lled youz!! lolololololololololololololol!!!!!111
CS Pro: STFUNOOB!

by Ben L. March 20, 2005

I kid

It is a somewhat old fashioned way of saying "just kidding." It sounds more Shakespearean than "jk d00000d."

Person A: Bitch, I'll kick your ass!
Person B: *Gasp* You have such a sailor mouth!
Person A: What the motherf**k??
Person B: Har har, I kid, you old sea dog!
Person A: Har har har har!

by Ben L. January 8, 2006

Secret of Mana

See Seiken Densetu

Secret of Mana was on the Super Nintendo Entertainment System

by Ben L. January 15, 2004

T.T

A crying emoticon mimicking the exaggerated crying typically found in animes. Usually found in this form in instant messaging clients and online games. In the real world, however, most humans cannot produce this fierce a stream of tears, so if this occurs, please contact a doctor immediately.

A: Oh noes! You got pwn3d by a n00b!
B: T.T
n00b: roflmaool!

by Ben L. February 24, 2007

ROFLMAOOL

The sultan of the great nation known as Stfunoob, known for his wise decisions and harsh punishments. Also, it stands for "Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Out Loud," which is a combination of ROFL, LMAO, and LOL.

All Hail the Grand Sultan Roflmaool of Stfunoob!

Person 1: Dude! The PBS in our city burst into non-profit flames!
Person 2: ROFLMAOOL!

by Ben L. March 20, 2005

I'm not gonna lie

A four word variation of the words "honestly" or "truthfully." A statement in which the speaker announces that he or she does in fact tell the truth.

I'm not gonna lie, that elementary school play sucked.

by Ben L. December 28, 2005

The Word on the Street

The Word on the street is...stop. That's the only word I've ever seen on the street.

Dude, you just ran that stop sign! Crap, man, now there's a cop behind you.

by Ben L. June 26, 2004