Redd Foxx point

The moment when a guy realizes he's hit the point of no return during sex. Just like Fred Sanford used to say: "It's the big one... You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm comin' to you, I'm comin' home to Georgia."
Last night I brought this girl back to my place for some action... I was hoping to take my time, but early in I hit the Redd Foxx point, so what could I do? Good thing her name was Elizabeth.
by Ben Frey October 03, 2007
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Maris

A "girlfriend" that a guy claims to have, but nobody's ever seen her. May be either fictional and created to boost his image, antisocial, or highly resistant to spending time with his friends.

Based on Niles' wife in Frasier, who is often referred to but never seen unobstructed.
Hey man, glad you could make it to my party! Did you come alone? Where's your Maris this time?
by Ben Frey April 24, 2006
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southsourcing

Instead of hiring illegal aliens to work for you in this country, this is the business practice of relocating your manufactring and labor pool to Mexico - so everything is just as cheap, and nice and legal. As coined by Stephen Colbert.
If southsourcing keeps up, illegal aliens in the US are going to need to go where the jobs are - Mexico.
by Ben Frey September 12, 2007
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red pony

Also called a snot rocket, the act of covering one nostril and blowing forcefully on the other to expel flotsam and jetsam from one's sinus cavity, usally in a public place. Named for a character in John Steinbeck's "The Red Pony" with a predilection for said disgusting affectation.
I didn't have any kleenex and didn't see anyone down the street, so I launched a red pony on the sidewalk before hopping on the bus.
by Ben Frey June 06, 2006
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beta male

An unremarkable, careful man who avoids risk and confrontation. Beta males lack the physical presence, charisma and confidence of the Alpha male.
Pete knew he was losing the girl he'd just met at the bar to the guy who bought her a drink, but he was too much of a beta male to do anythigng about it.
by Ben Frey April 08, 2006
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fear goggles

What you're looking through the morning after you wore beer goggles and had a one night stand.
I must have been pretty drunk last night, because the girl I woke up with looked totally awful through my fear goggles.
by Ben Frey May 08, 2006
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popunder

Internet popup ads that appear and automatically minimize. Even more annoying than popups, because you have to open the image and then close it.
I'd been browsing sites for several minutes and hadn't looked at my system tray. When I did, I noticed I had 42 popunders.
by Ben Frey April 05, 2006
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