mysterectomy

Taking all the suspense out of a movie by revealing spoilers to someone who hasn't seen it.

"What are you watching?"
"The Village, I haven't seen it yet."
"Cool... you know it's set in the present, right?"
"Oh, goddammit! Thanks for the mysterectomy!"

by Ben Frey April 14, 2006

cribster

A baby who is forced to become trendy by its urban hipster parents. More and more boutiques in upscale neighborhoods cater to these parents, stuck in 1/3-life crisis, who buy their baby clothes and accessories that are essentially scaled-down versions of the Hot Topic product line. It's a way for young moms to live the party life vicariously through their child, 16 years before that child will be allowed to party.

I don't know what's more disturbing: that the 35-year old mom in Starbucks is wearing a babydoll shirt that says "Sex Kitten"... or that her cribster is wearing the same thing.

by Ben Frey January 23, 2007

crunkify

To make a party so fun that people will inevitably get crunk.

"This party is lame, man. Who they playin, Neil Diamond?"
"Yo, I got some Lil Jon on my iPod, throw it on the speakers."
"Yeah, we bout to crunkify this crib!"

by Ben Frey November 25, 2005

marble ceiling

Discriminatory barrier keeping a certain class of people out of an upper echelon of American government. Distinguished from a glass ceiling because not only is this class prevented from rising to the next level, they cannot even see what is going on up there.

Coined by incoming Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.

"When my colleagues elect me as speaker on January 4, we will not just break through a glass ceiling, we will break through a marble ceiling." - Nancy Pelosi, Jan. 3, 2007.

by Ben Frey January 03, 2007

TiVeto

To stop Tivo from switching the channel and recording a previously scheduled program, so you can continue to watch what's on live TV.

"Hey, do you need it to record this Mythbusters that's starting? I was watching the game."
"Nah, that's ok, you can TiVeto it."

by Ben Frey November 25, 2005

sopralto

A female singer with broad singing range - soprano to alto.

Evelyn is a sopralto and can sing about any musical number written for a female part.

by Ben Frey April 17, 2006

air rage

Venting anger by an airplane passenger on flight attendants and other passengers, caused by poor service, bad food, cramped seats, delays, etc.

After the plane sat on the tarmac for four hours, the flight attendants could do little to appease their passengers' air rage.

by Ben Frey April 05, 2006