Ben Frey's definitions

Maris

A "girlfriend" that a guy claims to have, but nobody's ever seen her. May be either fictional and created to boost his image, antisocial, or highly resistant to spending time with his friends.

Based on Niles' wife in Frasier, who is often referred to but never seen unobstructed.

Hey man, glad you could make it to my party! Did you come alone? Where's your Maris this time?

by Ben Frey May 4, 2006

D&D-mo

Like screamo, a new variety of emo rock music which consists of kids who played Dungeons & Dragons in high school, sing about loserdom and teenage angst, reference 80's movies they were too young to see the first time around, and use at least 15 words in each song title.

D&D-mo bands include Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco, Nightmare of You, Hawthorne Heights, The Academy Is..., Relient K, and Say Anything.

by Ben Frey May 4, 2006

urinectomy

To make fun of a friend or, per its literal equivalent, to take the piss out of someone.

"What did you say about my mum?"
"Relax, mate, it's just a urinectomy."

by Ben Frey May 10, 2006

fuckin' A

An expression of enthusiasm and agreement: short for fuckin' ABSOLUTELY.

"After the final, we should grab a couple sixers and some herb and stop by the Delta house."
"Fuckin' a, man, fuckin' a.

by Ben Frey December 28, 2005

frushi

Light appetizers for breakfast or brunch made in the style of single-piece sushi, but with fruit on a bed of sweet rice rather than fish and vegetables.

"Want to split some frushi for brunch?"

by Ben Frey November 27, 2005

TiVeto

To stop Tivo from switching the channel and recording a previously scheduled program, so you can continue to watch what's on live TV.

"Hey, do you need it to record this Mythbusters that's starting? I was watching the game."
"Nah, that's ok, you can TiVeto it."

by Ben Frey November 27, 2005

crunkify

To make a party so fun that people will inevitably get crunk.

"This party is lame, man. Who they playin, Neil Diamond?"
"Yo, I got some Lil Jon on my iPod, throw it on the speakers."
"Yeah, we bout to crunkify this crib!"

by Ben Frey November 27, 2005