Ben Frey's definitions

southsourcing

Instead of hiring illegal aliens to work for you in this country, this is the business practice of relocating your manufactring and labor pool to Mexico - so everything is just as cheap, and nice and legal. As coined by Stephen Colbert.

If southsourcing keeps up, illegal aliens in the US are going to need to go where the jobs are - Mexico.

by Ben Frey September 25, 2007

elevator shotgun

In elevators of large office buildings, the coveted position right in front of the little TV screen that displays news headlines, weather, etc.

After the group of HR got off on 23, I quickly grabbed elevator shotgun to check the sports scores from last night on my way up.

by Ben Frey February 10, 2007

fear goggles

What you're looking through the morning after you wore beer goggles and had a one night stand.

I must have been pretty drunk last night, because the girl I woke up with looked totally awful through my fear goggles.

by Ben Frey May 17, 2006

air rage

Venting anger by an airplane passenger on flight attendants and other passengers, caused by poor service, bad food, cramped seats, delays, etc.

After the plane sat on the tarmac for four hours, the flight attendants could do little to appease their passengers' air rage.

by Ben Frey April 5, 2006

celebracy

The curious practice where a celebrity takes a vow of voluntary celibacy. Usually taken by brooding male rock stars like Rivers Cuomo and Morrissey.

I don't know why you'd practice celebracy when you could get any screaming teenage groupie you wanted.

by Ben Frey May 17, 2006

popunder

Internet popup ads that appear and automatically minimize. Even more annoying than popups, because you have to open the image and then close it.

I'd been browsing sites for several minutes and hadn't looked at my system tray. When I did, I noticed I had 42 popunders.

by Ben Frey April 5, 2006

briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

by Ben Frey April 6, 2006