Ben Davis's definitions

mushmalt

A mushmalt is a girl who either looks or dresses like a man. Also see geezer bird

Err shes a right mushmalt.

by Ben Davis November 6, 2003

University of Washington

The hottest college on the planet. Where the Huskies roam in Romarville. Where you go if you want to be smart as well as sexy. Home of the purple and gold. So if you see someone sportin it they're probably smarter, sexier, better, and more important than you.

"Look at that Wazzu grad. bag that UW's grad's groceries. Must be cougin it."

by Ben Davis March 10, 2005

sod's law

The law states that; If anything can possibly go wrong, it will.

It's sods law that the car would break down on today of all days.

See Murphy’s Law

by Ben Davis September 30, 2003

nelly and kelly

nelly and kelly - dilemma.
i.e. to have a dilemma

I'm having a nelly and kelly

by ben davis May 20, 2003

geezer bird

A girl who dresses or looks like a man.
Also see Mushmalt

Shes a right geezer bird

by Ben Davis November 6, 2003

creamofsumyungguy

The old Waynes World Joke. Has to be said quickly.
Cream of some young guy.

Have you ever had the creamofsumyungguy?

by Ben Davis September 30, 2003

uw

The University of Washington aka the best college on the planet. Home of the Huskies . Future bosses of Wazzu grads. If you see someone sportin purple and gold they're probably smarter, sexier, and better than you.

"That Wazzu grad is baggin that UW grad's groceries. Haha, loser."

by Ben Davis March 10, 2005