Ben's definitions

Roll Tide

A completely uneducated saying a toothless redneck would say even though Alabama has not been a national powerhouse in football since the Bear left.

Bama is number one. We will win a national championship. Bear Bryant is alive. Roll Tide!!

by Ben September 27, 2004

Ben Dover

the peak of all godlyness and sexyness, even pertaining to pimpness and/or 1337ness.

"that guy is such fucking Ben"

by Ben September 26, 2004

swindells

plain and simple.... a fuckin legend!!

thts so mint its like swindells

by ben January 13, 2005

guard dog

The fat chick that hangs around with the hot chick. Usually requires a wingman to climb the back fence, distracting the orange ruffy enough for the sandlot kid to retrieve his baseball

The angrier the guard dog - the fatter the fatty

Nailed a hottie last night, couldn't have done it without Johnno climbing the back fence.

Angry, angry guard dog

by Ben November 18, 2004

screw driver

a mixed drink of vodka and orange juice

Nothing spells date rape like vodka and orange juice

by Ben December 31, 2004

meal pack

a twenty four ounce can of beer and a BC Powder taken at the same time to take the edge off.

After the strenuous day at work I stopped at the gas station and picked up a meal pack to ease my pain.

by Ben March 24, 2005

cahones

1. balls, man's testes

2. to have guts

Lick my cahones
He has got big cahones

by Ben May 13, 2005