Ben's definitions

Sponge head

Person who is slow of mind;
Head as useful as a sponge.

Tim L is such a sponge head, he thinks Gary Toomey is hot.

by Ben November 21, 2004

dissed

"dis"missed impolitely

You just got dissed!

by ben June 1, 2004

celibacy

Abstaining from sex, period. Often enforced upon members of clergy, and thus resulting in the rape or molestation of children.

When you deny basic human biology you invite disaster, just look at the celibate Catholic priests.

by Ben September 29, 2004

bunkered

Usually used when refering to paintball. when you someone sneeks up on you and shots you 5 times point blank because you SUCK!!!

That noob just got bunkerd.

by Ben March 11, 2004

screw driver

a mixed drink of vodka and orange juice

Nothing spells date rape like vodka and orange juice

by Ben December 31, 2004

guard dog

The fat chick that hangs around with the hot chick. Usually requires a wingman to climb the back fence, distracting the orange ruffy enough for the sandlot kid to retrieve his baseball

The angrier the guard dog - the fatter the fatty

Nailed a hottie last night, couldn't have done it without Johnno climbing the back fence.

Angry, angry guard dog

by Ben November 18, 2004

cahones

1. balls, man's testes

2. to have guts

Lick my cahones
He has got big cahones

by Ben May 13, 2005