Ben's definitions

shabalazam

to acheive orgasm

I just shabalazaamed all in my pants!

by Ben May 5, 2003

Duct Tape

Nuclear fallout protection, also good for stopping chemical/biologilcal attacks.

You better get some duct tape before osama throws down on your behind.

by Ben April 18, 2003

Cack Weasel

An idiotic or moronic person.
A person who is amusing due to their stupidity.

Get that condom out of your nose you cack weasel!

by Ben November 21, 2004

rock drawers

what those guys in Happy Harry's do to all the hood rats

yo, did you rock drawers last night

by Ben November 3, 2003

Mud guppies

Another term for sperm that has been deposited into an anal cavity

Bob deposited a load of mud guppies behind ted's turd cutter last night.

by ben November 12, 2003

meal pack

a twenty four ounce can of beer and a BC Powder taken at the same time to take the edge off.

After the strenuous day at work I stopped at the gas station and picked up a meal pack to ease my pain.

by Ben March 24, 2005

Numpties

Plural form of the word numpty. If you collect enough together you can form an SWS UK. When correctly abused they will produce oh oh spaghetti ohs which will result in products being not completely ready.

The numpties have f*@ked it up again!

by Ben September 19, 2003