Ben's definitions

Cack Weasel

An idiotic or moronic person.
A person who is amusing due to their stupidity.

Get that condom out of your nose you cack weasel!

by Ben November 21, 2004

poonation

when u poon someone into declaring that they were pooned so bad that u made a nation out of them.

I own you bitch, its a friggin poonation fest.

by Ben December 15, 2004

Slut Wagon

Any large means of transportation inhibited by intoxicated females. Can also be used when a group of females walk by.

Back to the S.S. Slut Wagon. (SAS S98)

by Ben April 7, 2003

diz

Nickname for the great trumpet player Dizzy Gillespie.

by Ben October 30, 2003

spocking

A sexual act. Inserting the index finger and middle finger into a female’s vagina while pushing the other two digits in her anus.

The dirty bitch couldn’t get enough so I gave her a damn good spocking

by ben January 11, 2004

dwyane

One of the most explosive players in the league... easily puts up 25-30 points a night, along with 5-10 assists, 5 or so rebounds, a couple of blocks and steals.

Dwyane Wade is the illest player in the league...

by Ben February 18, 2005

Flying the Hog

Draping the penis outside the pants through the zipper or other opening. This term applies to the "PUBLIC" display of genitals only. It does not apply to the scrotum.

Tommy lost the bet, so now he has to Fly the Hog at the bus stop.

by ben February 24, 2004