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Cack Weasel

An idiotic or moronic person.
A person who is amusing due to their stupidity.
Get that condom out of your nose you cack weasel!
by Ben November 21, 2004
mugGet the Cack Weaselmug.

Doze

1. d00d i hate doze.. windoze that is.
2. I dozed off in Geometry class..
by Ben February 19, 2005
mugGet the Dozemug.

goatman

The best internet celebrity out there. He posesses the most amazing talent of opening his asshole about 4 or 5 inches wide. Through years of practice he can fit up to three(3) dildos in his anus at one time. He used to be found at www.goatse.cx now he resides at google images since he got shut down.
Ben: Hey Ted you know what I want to be when I grow up?
Ted: GOATMAN!!!??
Ben: Of course.
by Ben April 22, 2005
mugGet the goatmanmug.

funk button

noun-the personification of euphoria realeased when engaged in a pleasrable activity.
I can't take anymore i've bust my funk button.
by ben November 16, 2003
mugGet the funk buttonmug.

spocking

A sexual act. Inserting the index finger and middle finger into a female’s vagina while pushing the other two digits in her anus.
The dirty bitch couldn’t get enough so I gave her a damn good spocking
by ben January 11, 2004
mugGet the spockingmug.

Flying the Hog

Draping the penis outside the pants through the zipper or other opening. This term applies to the "PUBLIC" display of genitals only. It does not apply to the scrotum.
Tommy lost the bet, so now he has to Fly the Hog at the bus stop.
by ben February 24, 2004
mugGet the Flying the Hogmug.

bunkered

Usually used when refering to paintball. when you someone sneeks up on you and shots you 5 times point blank because you SUCK!!!
That noob just got bunkerd.
by Ben March 11, 2004
mugGet the bunkeredmug.

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