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Doppel-Gangers

An indiginous worm located in South Africa. They hang from trees and when approached they make strange wooping noises and jump at your face. Then they suck the sweet sweet juices from your eyes and make a nest in your intestines. They can grow from 5 inches to 5 feet long. The doppel-ganger is endangered so please do not hunt them for sport.
Guy1- Did you hear that?
Guy2- Hey whats that in the tree over there?
Guy1- Thats a doppel-ganger.
DoppelGanger- WOOP WOOP!
Guy1andGuy2- AHHHHHHHHHHHH
by Ben January 25, 2004
mugGet the Doppel-Gangersmug.

bumfuzzling

Absolutely confusing; making no sense at all; total nonsense
Bia stop talkin, u so bumfuzzlin, its makin my head hurt.
by Ben February 24, 2003
mugGet the bumfuzzlingmug.

Cugy Bear

A term used to keep manipulationg women away from innocent bears!No offence hannah:-P
" dats my cugy bear"
by ben January 19, 2004
mugGet the Cugy Bearmug.

big dipper

Somebody who takes more days off moby dick than holidays.
Name of a sweep stake based on a work colleague who is often moby dick.
He's not off again is he/she the big dipper.
by Ben September 17, 2003
mugGet the big dippermug.

Slipknot

Slipknot, a side project with an ugly ginger prick who tries to sing. They are gona break up in like 2 years, HOORAY!
Hooray! No more slioknot!
Awww, mini mosher shit head, dont cry!
by Ben August 4, 2003
mugGet the Slipknotmug.

kalla halla malla

A phrase or statement that you say out of the blue. Can also be variated into malla halla kalla, halla kalla malla, and so on!
Kalla Halla Malla!!! Malla Halla Kalla!!!
by Ben December 21, 2004
mugGet the kalla halla mallamug.

goth

Goth was originally a term used to describe people with a taste for certain bands eg: Bauhaus, Sisters of Mercy, The Cure, etc. in the '80s when punk started to fade out, and with wardrobes predominantly black.
In the 90s and early 2000s the goth subculture seemed to change to include bands such as Nirvana, Linkin Park, Slipknot, Cradle of Filth, etc.

Many goths have a cynical outlook on society and have an evolved sense of humor which has gone beyond the "Ya ma" as an insult and will laugh at others, and at themselves in a healthy way. Goths don't usually care what other people think of them, and don't care if they don't fit in. Goths don't care, either what sexuality, religion, etc. other goths are, and we don't take the piss out of gays because we aren't homophobes.

If you shout insults after a bunch of goths, alot of the time, they might not be offended, but take pride that people are realising that they're individuals.
S/He listens to "Gothic rock"
S/He lives a goth lifestyle.
by Ben December 4, 2004
mugGet the gothmug.

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