Ben's definitions

Jagermeister

(n) A brown, thick, tasty, German liquor. Jagermeister is German for hunter master. It goes great with root beer or 151. Look for the green bottle with the deer on it.

Wow, this Jagermeister is so tasty. I sure wish I had some more.

by ben October 6, 2003

Cack Weasel

An idiotic or moronic person.
A person who is amusing due to their stupidity.

Get that condom out of your nose you cack weasel!

by Ben November 21, 2004

Strawberry Milkshake

After giving a girl (or guy) a nice big facial, the reciever punches the giver in the nose. The mix of semen and blood looks like a strawberry milkshake.

After I ran out of juice, I gave her a knee in the nose and mixed it around using a reverse basket of fruit

by ben May 13, 2005

poonation

when u poon someone into declaring that they were pooned so bad that u made a nation out of them.

I own you bitch, its a friggin poonation fest.

by Ben December 15, 2004

blackball

the process where someone says things behind someones back to make themselves seem good, then acts all freindly towards taht person when they see them

"that dick keeps playing blackball with you"

by Ben February 17, 2005

shinto

Japanese religion

He's a Shintoist
My religion is shintoism
Most japanese people are with the shinton religion (for lack of a better phrase)

by Ben December 13, 2003

Lowdon

Originally from the French religious city and latterly associated with The clan Campbell, the Lowdons were known for being Brigands and Border Reivers

With " Lowdon's bonnie woods and braes," Or
"Comin' thro' the rye,"

Or " Highland Mary "--ah! how sad
That those so loved should die!

by Ben April 5, 2005