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Clinger

The one that just wont let go.
Can mean anything from that ex that bothers you to tears to a crab that attaches itself to your testicles while skinny dipping or that crap you did earlier and it still hangs on for dear life (I should know)
She's a clinger just kill 'er
OUCH I got a clinger
RRRRRGH ahh oh god it's a clinger
by Ben December 13, 2003
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Doze

1. d00d i hate doze.. windoze that is.
2. I dozed off in Geometry class..
by Ben February 19, 2005
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Troubleshat

A knee-jerk reaction in the troubleshooting process that actually causes more damage than the initial problem it was designed to overcome.
I can't believe that just happened! I called into to tech support and they had me drop my firewall because I couldn't obtain an IP address. What a troubleshat, now I've got viruses on my machine and can only boot to safe mode, much less connect to the internet!
by ben December 28, 2005
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Slut Wagon

Any large means of transportation inhibited by intoxicated females. Can also be used when a group of females walk by.
Back to the S.S. Slut Wagon. (SAS S98)
by Ben April 7, 2003
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Numpties

Plural form of the word numpty. If you collect enough together you can form an SWS UK. When correctly abused they will produce oh oh spaghetti ohs which will result in products being not completely ready.
The numpties have f*@ked it up again!
by Ben September 19, 2003
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Mud guppies

Another term for sperm that has been deposited into an anal cavity
Bob deposited a load of mud guppies behind ted's turd cutter last night.
by ben November 12, 2003
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what it is

something you say to someone that you want to fight, kinda like "what you got?"
Drew:you actin like a litte bitch
Ben: what it is?... see me
by ben May 13, 2005
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