Ben's definitions

boomser

a 3 time cpl champion

scott is 3 time cpl champion

by ben December 29, 2004

tagmonkey

Someone who manipulates HTML mark-up for artistic purposes such as over at www.tagmonkey.com

I was just tagmonkeying around with the colspan tags to get the icon aligned right of the clear gif colour field

by Ben July 17, 2003

Throwing a sausage down a hallway

Putting your dick in a slut...

"Did you bang her?"
"Yeah, but it was like throwing a sausage down a hallway!"

by Ben June 11, 2006

Fadgeface

Sum1 who has a fadge-like face

1.My brother tom has a fadge face
2.look at my fadge face

by Ben April 13, 2005

Bristowfied

An obsession with or about any member of the Bristow or Derevko family

After that night, I was bristowfied.

by Ben May 27, 2004

Dick-chameleon

A penis that can blend in its surroundings and adjust its color accordingly. Some consider this an animal and refuse to believe there are people who can camouflage their genital when desired.
It is also believed that foreign intelligence agencies make use of these invisible cocks to spy on people's bedrooms. It is assumed that James Bond used his own special dick-chameleon to shoot photos of secret locations, such as missile silos, terrorists and Womens' pussies...

Sometimes it is used as an assassination tool. Due to its mounting abilities, the average Dick-chameleon can be equipped with laser beams or in some cases (Black cock) a rocket launcher.

The only way to detect this lethal weapon is the spray known as "Dick-Dector".

Terrorist: "Hey man, did you hear something?"
Terrorist 2: "Someone is watching us!"
Terrorist: "Or something... It must be one of those 22 inch DICK-CHAMELEONS!!! God help us!!!"

by Ben May 3, 2005

Tmartin

The act of smelling your finger after it was inserted into another man's anus.

Hey Glenna, I went to the bar last night and someone gave me a tmartin!

by Ben November 22, 2006