435 definitions by Ben

desperation

1. a desperate state of mind.
2. in dire staits.
3. in need of a bathroom.

1. "I can't put up with this much longer."
2. "I don't know how much longer I can hold out."
3. "I really need to pee....NOW!"

by Ben November 19, 2003

Vegan

Vegetarians that not only choose to avoid ALL animal products, but also impose their beliefs on those of others.

Also, grain used in feeding cattle is not suitable for human consumption.

This vegan bitch told me to put down my hot dog, so i rammed it into her temple and gave her a strawberry milkshake.

by Ben February 26, 2005

SWS UK

A collection of people who are unable to get proper jobs or who are too lazy too, or are hobbits, numpties or a calfhead. The company is owned and run by the evil dark lord Lenny who is assisted by a group of weak and feeble managers who don't give a toss. The company manufactures physical security products using the can't be arsed manufacturing technique or as it also known Not Completely Ready.

nuff said

by Ben September 19, 2003

sammy sosa

he plays for the cubs so who gives a shit

like I said who gives a shit

by Ben January 7, 2004

Cuntnugget

An asshole who is being a dumbass and should be shot for it.

"Hey you know who kicks ass? Coldplay"
"No they don't, you stupid little fucking cuntnugget asshole."

by Ben March 24, 2004

Cunted

To indicate the endowment of ones personality while inebriated. ie to take on the values of a cunt whilst drunk...

Fuck, I'm cunted!
D'youse see Hammer last night? He was deadset cunted. Stupid cunt.

by Ben November 19, 2004

Blerg

computer code The second in a list of three terms. Similar to foo and bar, spam and eggs, you have blah, blerg, and blarf

#!python
mylist = (1,2),(3,4),(5,6)
for (blah, blerg) in mylist:
do_stuff(blah)
do_stuff(blerg)

by Ben April 21, 2003