Ben's definitions

sammy sosa

he plays for the cubs so who gives a shit

like I said who gives a shit

by ben January 7, 2004

cockwaffle

A derogatory term used to describe a whore. They may additionally be good at cooking.

You are such a cockwaffle.

by Ben December 22, 2004

Omi

A good lookin' lady

shes a sweet omi

by Ben October 8, 2003

Campbell student

a person who spends a minimum of several hours a week at Wal-Mart, where all the people from Dunn complain about the uppity Campbell kids not realizing in their own stupidity that we contribute heavily to their economy, guess thats what they get for not graduating high school.

Hey you wanna go with me to Wal-Mart?

by Ben April 7, 2005

civic

A car owned by millions of wanna-be's

the guy who said he passed the citizenship test is a peice of shit...no one gives a fuck about that shit u dumb fuck...i think ur a racist peice of shit u bitch. i love foreigns more than domestics but ur just a peice of shit. Civics do suck shit. 1 million damn ppl prolly have civics, i would rather have a slow mustang that gets killed by a civic then one of those peices.

by ben February 12, 2004

Nirvana

3-member band from Seattle, and Grunge innovators. Probably the most influential band over the last 10 years. Nirvana was Kurt Cobain:Vocals/guitar, Dave Grohl:Drums and backing vocals, Krist Novoselic:Bass and backing vocals. Nirvana ended when Kurt allegedly commited suicide, although evidence suggests that Courtney Love (Kurt's wife) murdered him.

Nirvana: The defining Grunge band.

by Ben December 5, 2004

Knobber

Someone who acts remotley like a knob

Rizwan u r a knobber

by Ben April 13, 2005