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dwacist

an act of being racist but against a dwarf
Life's too short is a dwacist show with dwacist humour
by Ben February 14, 2015
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Webbie

a fussy humanoid male. Webbies are extremely slender and are sort of twiggy looking. They have adorable personalities and do webbie things all day, (which can only be described as webbiness). Webbies get super hyped by small compliments or success and super depressed by small setbacks. In a lot of ways they are similar to pets but far exceeds an animal pet in terms of intelligence.
A common thing to keep in mind when you own a webbie.

Webbie, stop overeating or-else you will have stomach ache tomorrow!!
by Ben September 14, 2014
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Viet-Cong

The chinese soldiers in Vietnam. See Charlie
The Viet-Cong used gurella millitary tactics that were mainly unheard of.
by ben November 18, 2003
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Doppel-Gangers

An indiginous worm located in South Africa. They hang from trees and when approached they make strange wooping noises and jump at your face. Then they suck the sweet sweet juices from your eyes and make a nest in your intestines. They can grow from 5 inches to 5 feet long. The doppel-ganger is endangered so please do not hunt them for sport.
Guy1- Did you hear that?
Guy2- Hey whats that in the tree over there?
Guy1- Thats a doppel-ganger.
DoppelGanger- WOOP WOOP!
Guy1andGuy2- AHHHHHHHHHHHH
by Ben January 25, 2004
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President

The term for what has become a mockery of the highest office in the land.

see also "fearmonger"
Turn on the news to see the president trying to scare more people into voting for him.
by Ben November 3, 2004
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Jagermeister

(n) A brown, thick, tasty, German liquor. Jagermeister is German for hunter master. It goes great with root beer or 151. Look for the green bottle with the deer on it.
Wow, this Jagermeister is so tasty. I sure wish I had some more.
by ben October 6, 2003
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Doze

1. d00d i hate doze.. windoze that is.
2. I dozed off in Geometry class..
by Ben February 19, 2005
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