Ben's definitions

WTJP

What The Jount Piece - Similar to WTF. An expression of surprise in response to anyone or anything. See jount.

You are at home and a pink half giraff half Tupac mutant falls through your roof.

You: WTJP!?

by Ben October 24, 2004

sewage canoeist

Male homosexual.

Stewart is a bit of a sewage canoeist.

by Ben October 31, 2006

Tmartin

The act of smelling your finger after it was inserted into another man's anus.

Hey Glenna, I went to the bar last night and someone gave me a tmartin!

by Ben November 22, 2006

burner

slang term used for a device that writes and re-writes data onto a compact disk.

"you can get all the music you want if you have a computer and a burner."

by Ben April 3, 2005

din

DIN. Short for dinlo

She's such a din she left the oven on for all day

by Ben February 25, 2004

RC bang

Its when you bang a girl on the top deck of cruise boat and after your finished you toss her overboard.

I just gave a girl an RC bang last night on the sun deck.

by Ben September 4, 2003

sissy cunt

-A person who hides behind their lies to promote their shitty agenda. Mostly used for Fox News employees.
-Being a real douche when you know you're a lying sack of shit.

That fucking Bill O'Reilly is being a real sissy cunt.

by Ben February 12, 2005