Ben's definitions

President

The term for what has become a mockery of the highest office in the land.

see also "fearmonger"

Turn on the news to see the president trying to scare more people into voting for him.

by Ben November 3, 2004

chod

A dick that is wider than long

She tried to suck the chod, but had a hard time handling the sheer girth of it.

by Ben July 18, 2003

skunk

cross breed of Cannabis sativa and Cannabis indica. Sativa is the more traditionally smoked outdoor-grown variety which occurs naturally in places like Colombia, Mexico, Thailand and Africa; Indica is a shorter, bushier variety found in Afghanistan. Unlike pure Sativa, the high it gives is slightly heavy, lassitudinous and mongy.

damn, this skunk is some evil shit, where can I get some?

by Ben June 30, 2003

dwacist

an act of being racist but against a dwarf

Life's too short is a dwacist show with dwacist humour

by Ben February 14, 2015

nerf hearder

a stupid, dump, retarded dickhead

tony blair is such nerf hearder

by ben September 23, 2003

+r@n51aT3

+r@n51aT3 == Translate.

Sort of crap that you get when you end up speaking so much haxor that it ain't good for you.

j00 +r@n51aT3 h4x0r?

by ben November 28, 2003

Freeport

A hick town in Maine, many wiggers live here.

youu got dat done there chevy 150 in freeport?

by ben April 17, 2005