Ben's definitions

shabalazam

to acheive orgasm

I just shabalazaamed all in my pants!

by Ben May 5, 2003

derbish

When you hold on for dear life to someone and spin like no tomorrow until you fall.

In a moshpit, you spin like a whirling derbish.

by Ben February 18, 2005

FanFiction.Net

A place where people with nothing better to do other than watch Star Trek and play D&D go.

-- Hey, what did you do Friday night?
-- Uh, I stayed home and went on FanFiction.net.

by Ben September 29, 2003

smoog

A small furry creature who gives people kisses in dreams. Often appears at low resolutions (12x12)

You're so low-res, you're smoog.

by Ben July 27, 2003

Clinger

The one that just wont let go.
Can mean anything from that ex that bothers you to tears to a crab that attaches itself to your testicles while skinny dipping or that crap you did earlier and it still hangs on for dear life (I should know)

She's a clinger just kill 'er
OUCH I got a clinger
RRRRRGH ahh oh god it's a clinger

by Ben December 13, 2003

meatknocker

a person who knocks meat

maan u r a meatknocker.

by ben August 21, 2003

Rock 'n' roll

A deceased genre of music; it has been replaced by a lesser, weaker form called 'rock' .

A genre of music that actually involves talent in which singers, with an actual vocal range, with actual musicians , who actually know their instruments, actually play technically-important music that can't be done by 5 minutes of Fruity Loops, Acid Pro, or some other home-crapshop recorder.

Led Zeppelin was a good Rock 'n' Roll band.

by Ben October 7, 2003