Beej's definitions

Furry Lifestyler

a person suffering from massive psychological delusions in an attempt to grip onto their shattering reality.

Pretending they are one with an animal form, they go online into IRC chatrooms, discuss their several tails, third nipple, their sexy feline figure and then masturbate to images of anthropomorphic animal drawings.

Sometimes congregate in 'furry conventions' which result in nothing more than disgusting orgies of lard, nerd-grease and the lowest rung of the human genepool.

everyone should ignore furry 'lifestylers'

by Beej July 19, 2003

you lose

A term that simply points out someones misfortune or lack of attaining or owning something they desire.

Big Jon: I want LSD and a Speed Cut Defencer

Beej: You have speedcut AND no LSD????? You loose!!!

by Beej December 5, 2004

cerv

A derivative and combination of the two words "cruise": to travel in a relaxed fashion, and "perv": to observe and ogle a person or persons that u find sexually attractive

Cerv : to go on a cruise merely for the object of having a perv

Beej: Yo Will u wanna go down the Bay for a Cerv?

by Beej December 6, 2004

dotless

when you are without dots

I need dots but I am dotless.

by Beej January 26, 2004

Posh Pot

Another term for calling someone a posh twat

Mate your a posh pot

by Beej September 23, 2020

niccups

Hiccups which occur after or during smoking a cigarette. Much more common after smoking quickly after eating.

I lit up too quickly after that steak. I've got niccups again.

by beej January 26, 2005

shady lane

Sexy manguy who is really :cool:

hay that shadylane guy is pretty :cool:

by Beej July 19, 2003