Beej's definitions

you lose

A term that simply points out someones misfortune or lack of attaining or owning something they desire.

Big Jon: I want LSD and a Speed Cut Defencer

Beej: You have speedcut AND no LSD????? You loose!!!

by Beej December 5, 2004

Furry Lifestyler

a person suffering from massive psychological delusions in an attempt to grip onto their shattering reality.

Pretending they are one with an animal form, they go online into IRC chatrooms, discuss their several tails, third nipple, their sexy feline figure and then masturbate to images of anthropomorphic animal drawings.

Sometimes congregate in 'furry conventions' which result in nothing more than disgusting orgies of lard, nerd-grease and the lowest rung of the human genepool.

everyone should ignore furry 'lifestylers'

by Beej July 19, 2003

cerv

A derivative and combination of the two words "cruise": to travel in a relaxed fashion, and "perv": to observe and ogle a person or persons that u find sexually attractive

Cerv : to go on a cruise merely for the object of having a perv

Beej: Yo Will u wanna go down the Bay for a Cerv?

by Beej December 6, 2004

Sassdominic

a name given to someone who likes to whine constantly about anything and everything.

"Will Ariadne ever stop whining about the size of Alyson's breasts? She's such a Sassdominic!"

by Beej July 19, 2003

shady lane

Sexy manguy who is really :cool:

hay that shadylane guy is pretty :cool:

by Beej July 19, 2003

off tap

meaning absolutely insane, or something extremely cool or impressive

Guido: Oh my god that celica is OFF TAP!!!!!

by Beej December 5, 2004

niccups

Hiccups which occur after or during smoking a cigarette. Much more common after smoking quickly after eating.

I lit up too quickly after that steak. I've got niccups again.

by beej January 26, 2005