Beej's definitions

Furry Lifestyler

a person suffering from massive psychological delusions in an attempt to grip onto their shattering reality.

Pretending they are one with an animal form, they go online into IRC chatrooms, discuss their several tails, third nipple, their sexy feline figure and then masturbate to images of anthropomorphic animal drawings.

Sometimes congregate in 'furry conventions' which result in nothing more than disgusting orgies of lard, nerd-grease and the lowest rung of the human genepool.

everyone should ignore furry 'lifestylers'

by Beej July 19, 2003

brodie handle

A freely rotating doorknob-like mechanism that can be securely clamped to an automobile's steering wheel facilitating relatively effortless alternating full left and right steering deflections for the purposes of performing more capable brodies.

See "brodie".

Dude, this brodie handle rocks!

by Beej February 13, 2004

dotless

when you are without dots

I need dots but I am dotless.

by Beej January 26, 2004

niccups

Hiccups which occur after or during smoking a cigarette. Much more common after smoking quickly after eating.

I lit up too quickly after that steak. I've got niccups again.

by beej January 26, 2005

wigged

pronounced the same as wicked, except with a pair of "g"'s in the place of "ck"

Wigg - ed

Meaning: Very cool, sik, gnarly, top stuff

BJ: Yo will that drift u pulled was wigged

by Beej December 17, 2004

shady lane

Sexy manguy who is really :cool:

hay that shadylane guy is pretty :cool:

by Beej July 19, 2003

Sassdominic

a name given to someone who likes to whine constantly about anything and everything.

"Will Ariadne ever stop whining about the size of Alyson's breasts? She's such a Sassdominic!"

by Beej July 19, 2003