8 definitions by Beef Swellington
by Beef Swellington January 27, 2009
A shit so massive the top pokes out of the water similar to an ice burg that wrecked the Titanic but made of shit instead of ice and it wrecks your anus.
by Beef Swellington May 19, 2017
A random thought that comes into your head during masturbation of sexual or of non-sexual nature that totally kills your hard-on or prevents ejaculation.
by Beef Swellington January 27, 2009
A high level of alcoholic inebriation that causes the inebriated to close one eye and can only converse through stuttering.
by Beef Swellington January 27, 2009
The act of recovering from such a massive dookey that your anus convulsives, mimmicking the act of blowing kisses.
That is the last time I eat that much food, after I took a shit my ass was blowing kisses for 20 minutes.
by Beef Swellington June 30, 2009
In a threesome involving 2 guys and one girl where the girl is penetrated both anally and vaginally the person who places his or her hands on the woman's taint to keep the gentlemen's balls from touching.
by Beef Swellington January 30, 2009
A vagina that is wider than it is long. Usually associated with prostitutes, strippers, and porn stars.
by Beef Swellington January 27, 2009