31 definitions by Beavis

Piece of cake

To grossly underestimate the amount of time required to complete a task

Writing that code was a peice of cake, it took me three weeks to finish.

by Beavis March 24, 2004

PBS

A crap TV network that shows nothing but Barney shows and boring nature shows.

PBS. heh heh heh. He said P and then said BS. eh heh heh heh heh.

by Beavis July 24, 2003

dicktation

the gentle art of teaching someone by fucking them

its ok sweetie, its time for some dicktation

by Beavis September 21, 2003

teh

Another pathetic chat room misspelling. 'Teh' is commonly used by fucking retards who think they're cool because they made up their own word. Anyone who spells 'the' t-e-h is a fucking faggot.

Stupid gay wanskta kid: "Yo, I'm teh shit."
Smart kid: "Fuck off you fucking ass licking rectal infection."

by Beavis December 29, 2005

sponer

spontaneous boner; an unexpected or unwanted erection of the penis

I was sittin' in church, and I got this sponer that wouldn't go down

by Beavis January 19, 2004

Blosser

one seckzy mother fucker with a huge swingin cock who likes to do the tripod in his livingroom an wave at passing by traffic

person1: man you see that ho over there?
person2: yea i fucked her one night.. bitch is such a loosy only blosser could get off in that shit

by Beavis December 18, 2004

WANKER

A pathetic attempt at an insult

why you damn wanker i'll beat your arse!

by Beavis August 4, 2004