Bearded Abe's definitions

spongebob

according to the chruch: Spongebob is gay. what the fuck took them so long. he has the gayist voice, and everything that the show does he gay. now im no homophobe but the church took a long time to say that spongebob is a gay. Im jewish and even I know that spongebob is gay.

u know what?? spongebob is the antichrist.

spongebob is the antichrist and theres nothing we can do about it.

by Bearded Abe March 1, 2005

The Bible

the book that is supposed to be the truth about god... fuck that. there is no god, there's jesus because he is in our history books, but no god. GOD IS A FAGGOT.

your fucking god is a faggot.

by Bearded Abe February 28, 2005

Pussy licking

finger lickin' good
to eat out

the pussy was finger lickin' good
to pig out

by Bearded Abe March 9, 2005

Guns N' Roses

...one of the worst bands every. they suck more than dare I say OZZY. Besides Velvet Revolver is a shit load better

They suck what are you going to do??

by Bearded Abe February 27, 2005

Main Line

The Main Line is full of rich, white, jews who drive there fucking BMWs and go out to eat every night. I live on the Main Line. I have been living there since the summer of '99 and I have grown to hate everybody there.

These fuckos think they can do whatever they want because they are jews. When I'm walking somewhere and I see one of these rich fucks I see them looking at me like I'm poor. If you live on the main...go to hell. If you want to live on the main line...you go problems.

The Main Line sucks monkey nuts.

by Bearded Abe February 27, 2005

Gizzoogle

the black verison of google. how fucking retarded is that. i guess black people need to have a equal site to jizzoogle there own terms

what a waste of time money and engery

by Bearded Abe March 17, 2005

britney spears

talentless bitch who thinks she cound get a way with marring 2 people in a year. she is on tit is higher then the other one, whoring, ance covered bitch. no wonder she got a way with marring twice in one year, she's from the SOUTH!!!!! that kind of shit is normal down there. goddamn what a cunt.

britney spears=spear britney

by Bearded Abe March 17, 2005