BeanSpleen's definitions

rabbit punch

A move where an individual ducks, feints, and rises back up while jabbing at an opponent's jaw. Called a 'rabbit punch' due to the fact that it makes the person hard to hit back.

Some big burly bonehead tried to roundhouse my ass; I rabbit punched his slow telegraphing ass.

by BeanSpleen February 3, 2005

roundhouse

A punch (or sometimes kick) where the individual swings his fist across their side to build momentum. Usually used by those who don't know shit about fistfighting, or when an opponent is being held by another. Very easily dodged.

That numbnuts came at my with his fist cocked back, and tried to roundhouse me. I straigh-armed him in the throat before he could even swing.

by BeanSpleen February 3, 2005

Clinton

A word used to describe something great that has been replaced with something unbelievably shitty.

The Sega Dreamcast was the Clinton of consoles.

by BeanSpleen February 3, 2005

Jellyfish Suprise

The act of, after engaging in sexual relations with an anonymous female, removing the condom and tucking it under a pillow or blanket for the next poor shmuck to find.

After I got off your sister, I gave her the old jellyfish suprise.

by BeanSpleen November 1, 2004