BeanSpleen's definitions

Jellyfish Suprise

The act of, after engaging in sexual relations with an anonymous female, removing the condom and tucking it under a pillow or blanket for the next poor shmuck to find.

After I got off your sister, I gave her the old jellyfish suprise.

by BeanSpleen November 1, 2004

gonna get got

Ill white punk-rapper known for such classics as "Anal Thermometer", "My Pontiac" and "Spank Bank". AKA GGG, Trip G, Trip Jeezy, Tha Trippla, G to Tha Three, etc.

Gonna Get Got -- exploding your sister's hymen in a town near you!

by BeanSpleen June 20, 2007

lars ulrich

(1) Former great drummer, now too busy crying over filesharing to properly tune a goddamn snare.
(2) Sellout

(1) Did you hear St Anger?
Yeah, and it sucked ass -- when the fuck did Lars start playing steel drums?

(2) Dude, that band sold out big time. They're all a bunch of Lars Ulrichs now.

by BeanSpleen February 3, 2005

rabbit punch

A move where an individual ducks, feints, and rises back up while jabbing at an opponent's jaw. Called a 'rabbit punch' due to the fact that it makes the person hard to hit back.

Some big burly bonehead tried to roundhouse my ass; I rabbit punched his slow telegraphing ass.

by BeanSpleen February 3, 2005