Definitions by BeanSpleen

singing in the rain 

When a group of three to five individuals jump someone, knock them down, and proceed to violently kick them in the ribs and face repeatedly (usually with steel-toed or reinforced toe boots). Usually done while belting out lines from the popular song, "Singing In The Rain". Inspired by Stanley Kubrick's film A Clockwork Orange.

Let's take down Jake tonight. That motherfucker, we'll be singing in the rain over his ass!

singing in the rain by BeanSpleen February 3, 2005

Clinton 

A word used to describe something great that has been replaced with something unbelievably shitty.

The Sega Dreamcast was the Clinton of consoles.

Clinton by BeanSpleen February 3, 2005

.30-06 

Just to clarify for morons, .30-06 is not pronounced as 'thirty odd six', 'thirty ot six', or however the illiterate or uneducated believe. The correct way is 'thirty-ought-six', ought being zero. This way, you're actually pronouncing all the numbers in the designation.

"Hey, look at my thirty-odd-six!"
"Idiot..."

.30-06 by BeanSpleen January 20, 2005

Jellyfish Suprise 

The act of, after engaging in sexual relations with an anonymous female, removing the condom and tucking it under a pillow or blanket for the next poor shmuck to find.

After I got off your sister, I gave her the old jellyfish suprise.

Jellyfish Suprise by BeanSpleen November 1, 2004