Bean's definitions

Icicle

A mixed drink consisting of peppermint scnapps and ginger-ale.

I'd like 2 icicles please.

by Bean January 27, 2004

erection

The male penis in full strength flow, especially annoying when in the company of friends or at the swimming pool. It can be delt with by the below example.

This damn erection just won't go down, im going to take it into the bathroom and give it such a beating it'll think twice about coming out again

by bean March 5, 2003

Paper Billy

Noun: a person who's characterisitcs seem good on paper, but in reality are quite annoying.

ex: a sensitive man- on paper, he seems ideal, however, in reality he's a spoiled brat who lacks bravery.
Josh is a total paper billy!

by Bean January 27, 2004

slashdot

A website visited by tech monkeys which posts articles of geek interest from other sites and encourages discussion of said articles.

As a verb: When a web site seriously disabled or compromised by the flood of visitors from slashdot, the site is said to be slashdotted.

Anandtech.com posted geforceFX benchmarks and was swiftly slashdotted.

by bean February 13, 2003

yap

verb To talk noisily or stupidly; jabber
noun The mouth: Shut your yap
noun A stupid, crude, or loud person.

Until Ja started yappin' in magazines how we stabbed him
Fuck it 50 smash 'em, mash 'em and let him have it

by Bean December 11, 2004

cardboard personality

A one-dimensional person.
Someone who has no depth to them whatsoever.

Paris Hilton has a cardboard personality.

by BeAN March 15, 2005

Mentard

Adjective: Mixing the two words: mental and retard. Often describing a person who is either an idiot or a lunatic.

Bob's such a mentard for hitting on brittany speares!

by Bean January 27, 2004