Bean's definitions

Lavendar Lad

Noun: a male who is outwardly homophobic because he is secretly homosexual.

You know eminem is a lavendar lad.

by Bean January 27, 2004

Kitosho

Definately cooler than Aaron.

I want Kitosho to have my babies!

by BEAN October 30, 2003

baybay

A fat baby

was it called? "Baybay"

by Bean February 19, 2004

werk

what people with real jobs do about 60% of the day;what people with jobs but without a high school diploma do;what someone does when they can't define their occupation.
Usually accompanied with a movement by the first 2 fingers of each hand to show quotation marks

Bob, what are you doing?
Don't bother me, I'm "werking"

by bean February 10, 2003

monkey

smelly, squirmy, jumpy, fidgety, lovable, baby Aaron

The monkey made silly noises until the keeper gave him his candy.

by bean June 29, 2004

erection

The male penis in full strength flow, especially annoying when in the company of friends or at the swimming pool. It can be delt with by the below example.

This damn erection just won't go down, im going to take it into the bathroom and give it such a beating it'll think twice about coming out again

by bean March 5, 2003

smarts

an oxymoron that defines the speaker of this word to be not smart

"I'm smarts."

by bean February 10, 2003