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Diminished Vaginal Return-
noun. the act of consuming, portraying or exuding a characteristic that is unattractive or excessively feminine.
adjective. a quality that minimizes the possibility of the desired outcome for the evening leading to excessively tight/painful scrotum.
verb. consuming, portraying or exuding a characteristic that constitutes "dvr" label.
Kean ordered a blue martini or DVR drink, prompting his lovely little lady to put her knees closer together.
by Beach Bingers August 11, 2007
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