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A whitewashed Asian drug dealer used as a middleman between the Triads and preppy white boys. Often has an Americanized name. Very Expendable.
"Why don't the Asian kids ever come by to blaze with us?"
"Too much heat man. That's why they send Tony the Cosmikaze"
"Too much heat man. That's why they send Tony the Cosmikaze"
by Bdamn August 23, 2011
Get the Cosmikaze mug.The alternative to artificial lubricant (eg. KY). Performed when foreplay is bypassed to get into the "good stuff" without causing undo friction.
Please take me to a grease monkey, cuz I like to get lubed up before I get FUCKED! Huh! Some lube would be nice... or at least a Courtesy Lick
by Bdamn June 1, 2011
Get the Courtesy Lick mug.The sexual act of two gay men who 69 by putting balls in their mouths instead of dicks. When seen from the side this position resembles two chipmunks 69ing with cheeks full of nuts. These nuts will keep them happy over a long winter.
Mentioned in South Park s15e01 as Kyle's email address
Mentioned in South Park s15e01 as Kyle's email address
by Bdamn May 22, 2011
Get the 69ing Chipmunks mug.The initial reaction of most virgins to penetration. With a grimace and muffled gasp, the virgin in question shoots out an arm towards the chest or face in true Football fashion. Unintentional injuries may result from such violent actions.
"What the fuck happened to your nose?"
" I was going for her V-Card and got just the tip in before she busted my face up with a Virgin Stiff Arm
" I was going for her V-Card and got just the tip in before she busted my face up with a Virgin Stiff Arm
by Bdamn February 25, 2011
Get the Virgin Stiff Arm mug.One of the only well developed muscles on gamers, especially those who have yet to grow pubic hair.
During an argument the kid or effeminate dude in his parents basement will mention how awesome he is and something about your mother
During an argument the kid or effeminate dude in his parents basement will mention how awesome he is and something about your mother
"I can't believe you lost the game for us! I was trying so hard (tears forming)... hard like my 13 year old dick with your mom!"
"Really man? Did you just rip off your bieber T-shirt and flex your Microsoft Muscle?"
"Really man? Did you just rip off your bieber T-shirt and flex your Microsoft Muscle?"
by Bdamn February 25, 2011
Get the Microsoft Muscle mug.The muted moaning sound of a woman being gagged during a deepthroat. Resembles the sound made by dolphins at play.
Ho note: cheap whorish eye makeup will run
Safety Note: Do not attempt upside down with congested sinuses during an Inverted Flyby.
Ho note: cheap whorish eye makeup will run
Safety Note: Do not attempt upside down with congested sinuses during an Inverted Flyby.
You haven't heard them fuck before? His old lady lets out a Dolphin Cry every time she goes down on him.
by Bdamn February 25, 2011
Get the Dolphin Cry mug.Cocky prepubescent kid who has nothing better to do (i.e. homework, mow the lawn) than talk tough during online games. Usually involves threat of violence against the shins and ankles in midget style combat.
Obvious by the shrill, almost fairy-like quality of the voice.
Obvious by the shrill, almost fairy-like quality of the voice.
Hercules: in the soft voice of a child "I'll fucking break your legs if I ever see you!"
Gamer: "Keep it up Headphone Hercules and I'll tell your mother to cancel your X-Box membership"
Gamer: "Keep it up Headphone Hercules and I'll tell your mother to cancel your X-Box membership"
by Bdamn January 16, 2011
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