Bdamn's definitions
Relocating human ejaculate from the receiving party to another... possibly the originator, called Snow Balling.
See also Cum Swapping
See also Cum Swapping
The only thing better than a Cream Pie is seeing your girlfriends best friend Batch Harvest from her ass
by Bdamn December 19, 2010
Get the Batch Harvestmug. The initial reaction of most virgins to penetration. With a grimace and muffled gasp, the virgin in question shoots out an arm towards the chest or face in true Football fashion. Unintentional injuries may result from such violent actions.
"What the fuck happened to your nose?"
" I was going for her V-Card and got just the tip in before she busted my face up with a Virgin Stiff Arm
" I was going for her V-Card and got just the tip in before she busted my face up with a Virgin Stiff Arm
by Bdamn February 25, 2011
Get the Virgin Stiff Armmug. The alternative to artificial lubricant (eg. KY). Performed when foreplay is bypassed to get into the "good stuff" without causing undo friction.
Please take me to a grease monkey, cuz I like to get lubed up before I get FUCKED! Huh! Some lube would be nice... or at least a Courtesy Lick
by Bdamn June 1, 2011
Get the Courtesy Lickmug. The muted moaning sound of a woman being gagged during a deepthroat. Resembles the sound made by dolphins at play.
Ho note: cheap whorish eye makeup will run
Safety Note: Do not attempt upside down with congested sinuses during an Inverted Flyby.
Ho note: cheap whorish eye makeup will run
Safety Note: Do not attempt upside down with congested sinuses during an Inverted Flyby.
You haven't heard them fuck before? His old lady lets out a Dolphin Cry every time she goes down on him.
by Bdamn February 25, 2011
Get the Dolphin Crymug. The act of dowsing one's pubic hair with scotch whisky and setting alight. Mentiond by Willy in The Simpsons s13e07 "It burns like a Glascow Bikini Wax!"
Duncan: "So did you get her to go for a Brazilian Wax?"
Malcom: "Nah, but I did the next best thing. After the bar she passed out by the toilet so I grabbed the whiskey and Zippo and let it rip..."
Duncan: "A Glasgow Bikini Wax?!...Rude"
Malcom: "Nah, but I did the next best thing. After the bar she passed out by the toilet so I grabbed the whiskey and Zippo and let it rip..."
Duncan: "A Glasgow Bikini Wax?!...Rude"
by Bdamn October 17, 2010
Get the Glasgow Bikini Waxmug. A whitewashed Asian drug dealer used as a middleman between the Triads and preppy white boys. Often has an Americanized name. Very Expendable.
"Why don't the Asian kids ever come by to blaze with us?"
"Too much heat man. That's why they send Tony the Cosmikaze"
"Too much heat man. That's why they send Tony the Cosmikaze"
by Bdamn August 23, 2011
Get the Cosmikazemug. A reportedly impossible aerial maneuver performed by Maverick in Top-Gun... but really refers to getting deepthroated while standing at the edge of a bed by a girl on her back with her head hanging over the edge.
To perform perfectly one must also flip her the bird.
WARNING! A mysterious Dolphin Cry may be heard. Do not fear. No dolphins are harmed in the act.
To perform perfectly one must also flip her the bird.
WARNING! A mysterious Dolphin Cry may be heard. Do not fear. No dolphins are harmed in the act.
Russian Dude: "Why did you inverted flyby my sister!?"
Offender: "I was communicating. Keeping up foreign relations. You know, giving her the bird."
Offender: "I was communicating. Keeping up foreign relations. You know, giving her the bird."
by Bdamn December 3, 2010
Get the Inverted Flybymug.