12 definitions by Bdamn
Found on old women. Tits that hang long and skinny like a flaccid dick. Often with large nipples that cover the whole tip, just like the head of a dick.
Also used to describe long hard nipples that look like mini dicks.
Also used to describe long hard nipples that look like mini dicks.
Guy: Is there something about Mary
Dude: No, but theres something about her room mate. Look the dicktits on that old broad.
Dude: No, but theres something about her room mate. Look the dicktits on that old broad.
by Bdamn December 17, 2010
Cocky prepubescent kid who has nothing better to do (i.e. homework, mow the lawn) than talk tough during online games. Usually involves threat of violence against the shins and ankles in midget style combat.
Obvious by the shrill, almost fairy-like quality of the voice.
Obvious by the shrill, almost fairy-like quality of the voice.
Hercules: in the soft voice of a child "I'll fucking break your legs if I ever see you!"
Gamer: "Keep it up Headphone Hercules and I'll tell your mother to cancel your X-Box membership"
Gamer: "Keep it up Headphone Hercules and I'll tell your mother to cancel your X-Box membership"
by Bdamn January 14, 2011
The initial reaction of most virgins to penetration. With a grimace and muffled gasp, the virgin in question shoots out an arm towards the chest or face in true Football fashion. Unintentional injuries may result from such violent actions.
"What the fuck happened to your nose?"
" I was going for her V-Card and got just the tip in before she busted my face up with a Virgin Stiff Arm
" I was going for her V-Card and got just the tip in before she busted my face up with a Virgin Stiff Arm
by Bdamn February 8, 2011
The alternative to artificial lubricant (eg. KY). Performed when foreplay is bypassed to get into the "good stuff" without causing undo friction.
Please take me to a grease monkey, cuz I like to get lubed up before I get FUCKED! Huh! Some lube would be nice... or at least a Courtesy Lick
by Bdamn May 8, 2011
A whitewashed Asian drug dealer used as a middleman between the Triads and preppy white boys. Often has an Americanized name. Very Expendable.
"Why don't the Asian kids ever come by to blaze with us?"
"Too much heat man. That's why they send Tony the Cosmikaze"
"Too much heat man. That's why they send Tony the Cosmikaze"
by Bdamn August 20, 2011
A reportedly impossible aerial maneuver performed by Maverick in Top-Gun... but really refers to getting deepthroated while standing at the edge of a bed by a girl on her back with her head hanging over the edge.
To perform perfectly one must also flip her the bird.
WARNING! A mysterious Dolphin Cry may be heard. Do not fear. No dolphins are harmed in the act.
To perform perfectly one must also flip her the bird.
WARNING! A mysterious Dolphin Cry may be heard. Do not fear. No dolphins are harmed in the act.
Russian Dude: "Why did you inverted flyby my sister!?"
Offender: "I was communicating. Keeping up foreign relations. You know, giving her the bird."
Offender: "I was communicating. Keeping up foreign relations. You know, giving her the bird."
by Bdamn December 2, 2010
The muted moaning sound of a woman being gagged during a deepthroat. Resembles the sound made by dolphins at play.
Ho note: cheap whorish eye makeup will run
Safety Note: Do not attempt upside down with congested sinuses during an Inverted Flyby.
Ho note: cheap whorish eye makeup will run
Safety Note: Do not attempt upside down with congested sinuses during an Inverted Flyby.
You haven't heard them fuck before? His old lady lets out a Dolphin Cry every time she goes down on him.
by Bdamn February 8, 2011