win button

Any attack in a video game which is heinously overpowered. A good example of this is the AHVB.

"Who needs to learn strategy when all you have to do is mash on the win button?"

by Batrastard July 02, 2003

faposaurus

1- A compound word, from the verb "to fap" (masturbate) and the noun "saurus" (lizard), used to describe a male who jerks his salami with comical frequency

2- Another word for idiot

I'm surprised that faposaurus hasn't gotten caught yet.

Shut up, you stupid faposaurus

by Batrastard April 19, 2003

cltrz

-The amusing little nub in the VGNRZ-ical region of the woman which, when stimulated successfully, leads to flooding, moaning, and occasional verbal deifications of the stimulating party by the sopping female

"For 30X the pleasure, input the Konami code on the CLTRZ."

"The way to a woman's heart is thru teh CLTRZ."

by Batrastard August 01, 2003

Lost on the Iditarod

1- The unfortunate state of being unable to please an especially frigid woman

2- Becoming hopelessly lost after a series of wrong turns in a place where death is more than a little likely

I tried and tried to warm that iceberg, but in the end it was like I was Lost on the Iditarod.

Dude, losing your way in that neighborhood is even more hazardous to your health than getting Lost on the Iditarod.

by Batrastard April 21, 2003

otakabron

An otaku who speaks or writes in an annoying combination of Spanish, English, and sloppy Japanese.

"Hola, guys! EFU EKUSU WA AHOU DESUKA BAKA kekekekeke ^_^"

by Batrastard January 25, 2005

mic-check

-Tapping a woman on the forehead with one's erect penis, often accompanied with a self-provided popping sound. It is even more amusing when the woman isn't expecting it.

"Mic-check time, baby!! (pop-pop-pop) "

by Batrastard July 04, 2003

schlongdonkey

1- Another name for the PNRZ

2- Someone who is a PNRZ

"All women want to ride the schlongdonkey; the only problem is that it spits way too often."

by Batrastard July 24, 2003