Batdad Merla's definitions

Jesus Antlers

An abstract concept that generalizes what every white blooded American should stand for.

Cletus - Wesley, did ya remember to pick up that case of PBR and the mountain dew?
Wesley - Hell yeah, I'm always wearing my Jesus Antlers.

by Batdad Merla February 17, 2013

D.C. Dip and Twirl

A phrase meaning to dance around a question, made popular by politicians

Zach Galifianakis - What my opponent just did was the old D.C. Dip and Twirl

by Batdad Merla February 19, 2013

the snituation

Someone who substantially informs on someone, marking them for retribution

Homeboy started working with the cops after he got popped, he's now the snituation

by Batdad Merla March 18, 2014

Chest Pups

A colloquial term for a women's breasts

Wow, that girl over there on the other side of the club, has nice chest pups, her cleavage shows and all.

by Batdad Merla February 18, 2013

polypharming

The act of consuming multiple pharmaceutical drugs at once

Chad was polypharming oxys and xanax last night, so you know he had a good time that he doesn't remember

by Batdad Merla March 17, 2014

Dunderwhelp

An idiot, especially a young one

He is such a dunderwhelp for trying to take shoplift on xanax

by Batdad Merla March 18, 2014