13 definitions by Based Cow
You wish for, let's say $200. You get it, but you also get a thermonuclear bomb set to explode in 3 seconds at the same time.
Person 1: Mr. White wished for $1000. The next day, his son died in a factory accident and he got $1000 as compensation.
Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.
Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.
by Based Cow May 12, 2023
1:
Person 1: Person 3 looks pretty fat.
Person 2: Person 3 is a vegan, so he's a cow.
2:
Person 1: Why is person 3 eating grass?
Person 2: He must be a cow.
Person 1: Person 3 looks pretty fat.
Person 2: Person 3 is a vegan, so he's a cow.
2:
Person 1: Why is person 3 eating grass?
Person 2: He must be a cow.
by Based Cow November 18, 2021
The thing that equals instant humor in someone's mind.
Usually, when a meme becomes a personal funny, it becomes nearly immortal in that person's mind.
Usually, when a meme becomes a personal funny, it becomes nearly immortal in that person's mind.
Person 1: Amogu DDUDUDUUDUDUDUD! HEHEHAHAHAHOHOHEAHEA
Person 2: Why do you think that's so funny?! That meme is so dead!
Person 1: Sorry but it's my personal funny.
Person 2: Why do you think that's so funny?! That meme is so dead!
Person 1: Sorry but it's my personal funny.
by Based Cow December 5, 2021
Super redpilled but not quite blackpilled. Braces for the worst to happen, but still has hope. May also mean the leader of a redpilled community.
1:
Person 1: Person 3 is buying a lot of rice, salt, water, and other doomsday prep products.
Person 2: Person 3 must be bracing for the result of that trial, he might be crimsonpilled.
2:
Redpilled Person: This community leader is based, he's crimsonpilled
Person 1: Person 3 is buying a lot of rice, salt, water, and other doomsday prep products.
Person 2: Person 3 must be bracing for the result of that trial, he might be crimsonpilled.
2:
Redpilled Person: This community leader is based, he's crimsonpilled
by Based Cow November 16, 2021
An elusive form of humor revolving around cows. If you read my name, (Based Cow) you'll know that I have cow humor. The reason why it's funny is because it's super random, and random == funny. But it isn't TOO random.
Person 1: 2 cows walk into a bar. The cow says to the other cow, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, and proceeds to dance.
Person 2: Do you have the elusive Cow Humor?
Person 2: Do you have the elusive Cow Humor?
by Based Cow December 5, 2021
A command people use on toxic people when they go too far, which is basically asking the toxic person to go in nature for a while.
by Based Cow November 18, 2021