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If people are unemployed, they make up a conspiracy theory that's insane and the "truth", never mind that it makes no sense. This will give them attention, and if they get lucky, they'll get payed to write a book about their theory, making them some money to pay their electric bills.
by Bas April 8, 2005
Get the Conspiracy Theory mug.iPod nano = waste of money. $199 for a 2GB player? Or $179 for a 4GB Zen Micro? Or pay a premium $250 for an iriver H10 that has 150% more space and a nice design as well?
I know which one I'd pick. Hint: it isn't the Apple product. God, I hate Apple, and the arrogant bastards that own the iPod. You know your product isn't very good when one of the major arguments for iPod's greatness is that it's expensive.
I know which one I'd pick. Hint: it isn't the Apple product. God, I hate Apple, and the arrogant bastards that own the iPod. You know your product isn't very good when one of the major arguments for iPod's greatness is that it's expensive.
Most conversations with iPod fanboys go like this:
Person 1: "Check this out! I bought an iPod Nano! I'm soooo cool!!!!11!'
Person 2: "You moron, there's cheaper, and higher quality players out there."
Person 1: "You're just jealous because you can't afford one! Nanananananana!"
*a piano falls on person 1's head*
Person 1: "Check this out! I bought an iPod Nano! I'm soooo cool!!!!11!'
Person 2: "You moron, there's cheaper, and higher quality players out there."
Person 1: "You're just jealous because you can't afford one! Nanananananana!"
*a piano falls on person 1's head*
by Bas September 23, 2005
Get the ipod nano mug.One of the better rivals for the iPod, with lots more features, more room, better batterylife, and it isn't ridiculously overpriced.
- Oh man, I'm soooo cool because I bought an iPod!
- I hope you enjoy having wasted your money just to be hip, while I'm listening to my superior iRiver. Tool.
- I hope you enjoy having wasted your money just to be hip, while I'm listening to my superior iRiver. Tool.
by Bas September 15, 2005
Get the iRiver mug.The direct opposite of a black hole. Whereas a black hole always sucks up matter, white holes always spew out matter. Just like wormholes, they're mathematically possible, but they don't exist in the real universe. At least, not in the dimensions we can perceive... Bwuhahahaha! *Twilight Zone music kicks in*
by Bas March 7, 2005
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Google's Messenger Program. A fresh change from the bloated MSN Messenger, if you just want to talk.
by Bas September 17, 2005
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