Baron Von Batwing's definitions

o-zone

Moldovan band who produced the dangerously addictive Dragostea din tei, otherwise known as the noma noma song.
There is a famous video clip of a fat boy really enjoying it that can be seen on Newgrounds etc.

Hello on a cellphone, greetings, it's me, an outlaw,
I ask you, my love, to accept happiness.
Hello, hello, it's me, Picasso,
I sent you a beep cellphone signal, and I'm brave or strong,
But you should know that I'm not asking for anything from you

Chorus from Dragostea din tei , roughly translated

by Baron Von Batwing January 14, 2005

monger

1) Mung-ger: Someone who mongers(sells) something, for example fish-monger, ironmonger,whoremonger, assmonger, cockmonger

2) Mong-er: A mentally challenged person,retard,spaz,mongoloid(from which the word is derived)

"That assmonger can be such a monger sometimes!"

by Baron Von Batwing January 16, 2005

Pooh

A very norty bear who walks around wearing only a t-shirt with no bottoms on eating "hunny". His boyfriend is a piglet named Piglet other fiends involved are ee-or the donkey, tigger, an owl, a couple of kangaroos and some random boy.
This motly bunch of cocksmokers have pathetic adventures which are so boring they make you want to kill yourself.
A recent study indicated that kids raised on a diet of "Pooh" will grow up to have shit for brains and will most likely expose themselves to strangers in wooded areas.

Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh, cubby little tubby all stuffed with cock...

by Baron Von Batwing February 18, 2007

chicken wing

The pendulous or excess skin that hangs from the underside of the upper arms. Most commonly found on fat women from the north of England.

"Ugh, that fat-ass old barmaid just whapped me in the face with her sweaty chicken wing when she reached over to collect my glass!"

by Baron Von Batwing January 6, 2005

monster

1) A scary creature
2) An ugly woman
3) A crap film about a ropey old killer lesbian
4) A large shit
5) A large penis
6) Anything large

"Daniel dropped his pants, it was a fucking monster!!"

by Baron Von Batwing January 15, 2005

merde berglare

A French turd burglar

The French are such a bunch of merde berglares

by Baron Von Batwing January 12, 2005

Ironside

1) A 1970's cop drama about a crime fighting cripple in a wheelchair.

2) An insult to hurl at arrogant cripples who think you owe them something.

See also: dalek

Cripple: Urghl! these parking spaces are for wheelchair users only! I'm speaking to security about this.
You: Fuck you Ironside!

by Baron Von Batwing January 7, 2005